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HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS (2003) dir. Donald Petrie

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#couple that stop writing to serve face slays together

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Fic: Dossier 54392

Dreamling (Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling) || Rated E || 2400 words || complete

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Gigolo Hob, monsterfucker Hob Gadling, monsterfucker gigolo Hob, eldritch Dream of the Endless, Dream gets set up to get laid via a service, because Desire said so, Desire and Dream are not enemies AU, misunderstandings, identity reveal, hand jobs, tentacles, oral sex, blow jobs, penetrative sex in an ambiguous hole (thanks, eldritch Dream)

Usually he doesn't get this deep into it. He always enjoys himself, enjoys his job, but it is rare these days that it cranks him up like this Dream has. But there is something about this creature that calls to him. Perhaps it is because Hob has always had such vivid dreams? But honestly, this was a foundational concept of the universe, the anthromorphization of the collective unconscious of all worlds, so it wouldn’t surprise Hob if every creature and every thing felt connected to him. The information about the Lord of Dreams and King of Nightmares that had been made available to Hob before they met was uncharacteristically sparse.

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For @tj-dragonblade and @zzoomacroom

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He was just chilling and doing his job. No idea why hes so hated on. Too bad its not the end of Hob's trials of jealous o A o

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Stede Bonnet, if Our Flag Means Death was made in the 90s. (Niles, you pirate in the best way!)

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Daphne got the best lines

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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

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Eyes

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category is gay and immortal

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Kindergarten teacher Joe and single dad Nicky🐻

P.s long time to see

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Nicky inspired by Turkish Olympic shooter Yusuf Dikeç.

(Because of course I had to…)

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M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)

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Marshall: Be careful.

Ted: Careful is my middle name.

Marshall: I know your middle name. I wish it was "careful", that would be less embarrassing.

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Barney: Have you ever been arrested?

Robin: Yes.

Barney: I was going to say "Because it's illegal to be that hot", but now I'm curious.

Robin: Aggravated assault.

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Barney: You're good at a lot of things.

Ted: Like what?

Barney: Don't push me on this, I'm trying to make you feel better.