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Large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands: *is good with kids*

Me, every time, without fail: ohh my god the large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands is good with kids.........

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meow meow

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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RAHUL KOHLI as Sheriff Hassan MIDNIGHT MASS | S01E01

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

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if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

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I love it when you're playing a DnD game and two of the PCs are just having like. wildly different experiences. completely different genres

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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

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he's so fucking dramatic oh my god. 'im so fucking normal. also you couldnt stand an hour in my sick twisted #Normal mind...'

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Really solid trans joke I'm always saying to my kid sisters is, "Listen, I get where you're coming from. I was a girl when I was your age..." Pisses them off so bad.

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I had a really stupid idea for Mystery Shack merch

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