3rd-breakfast
it's not easy to be a hobbit in the world of men
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German | late 20s | she/they | studyblr: athenes-owl | vernachlässigter official blog: official-sturm-und-drang
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3rd-breakfast · 28 minutes ago
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3rd-breakfast · 1 day ago
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wishing for this winter solstice to bring in renewed vitality, abundant energy, steadfast love, and resounding inner peace to flood the lifeforce of every person reading this, everyone we encounter, and everyone we love
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3rd-breakfast · 1 day ago
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3rd-breakfast · 2 days ago
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to me it's a trolley opportunity
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3rd-breakfast · 4 days ago
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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
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3rd-breakfast · 4 days ago
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Wedding Waltz commission :-)
Special thanks to @squimp who helped me SO much with designing Garak’s outfit!!!
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3rd-breakfast · 4 days ago
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his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me
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3rd-breakfast · 5 days ago
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🤠🌞🌸
Birthday gift for @schrissdd. :)
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3rd-breakfast · 5 days ago
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Who up tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage to make a northwest passage to the sea
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3rd-breakfast · 8 days ago
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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3rd-breakfast · 8 days ago
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dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism
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3rd-breakfast · 8 days ago
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Why would they build the twin towers at a place called "Ground Zero" They're just asking for 9/11 at that point.
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3rd-breakfast · 8 days ago
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The green M&M should've played Elphaba in Wicked because she is already green and controversial. Have not seen the play or read the book or seen the movie or ever cared about anything.
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3rd-breakfast · 10 days ago
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"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class
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3rd-breakfast · 10 days ago
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'Hypnosis' by Sascha Schneider, 1904.
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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thinking about this dynamic
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3rd-breakfast · 15 days ago
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If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
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And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
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