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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

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Emily Dickinson, from a letter to Catherine May Scott wr. c. August 1848

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Legolas/Gimli sketch…

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one of my very favorite obscure story tropes is when there’s an episode/plotline/tabletop campaign session where the conceit is ‘each member of the gang gets trapped in a specially tailored dream/nightmare/illusory mindscape and has to break out’

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I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

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lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo

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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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Evaric again~ (OC)

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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you’re laughing. i told you i loved you against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance, and you’re laughing.

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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deep space nine is such a good show. they have an entire enemy spy on board and they give him such incredible storylines as "unwilling to entertain the idea of being hired as an assassin until he realizes he gets to workshop quark's death with him via holosuite" and "distracts odo from his terminal illness by surreptitiously implying he assassinated important people to the point that it gets odo's blood pressure up"