3rd-breakfast
it's not easy to be a hobbit in the world of men
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German | late 20s | she/they | studyblr: athenes-owl | vernachlässigter official blog: official-sturm-und-drang
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3rd-breakfast · 7 hours ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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3rd-breakfast · 7 hours ago
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I wouldn’t survive being on Deep Space Nine.
Not because of the war, but because I would be compelled to say ‘goo morning’ to Odo every day until he snaps.
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3rd-breakfast · 6 days ago
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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck
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3rd-breakfast · 6 days ago
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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
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3rd-breakfast · 6 days ago
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The Fellowship of the Ring (1954) → Chapters
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3rd-breakfast · 6 days ago
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hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?
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3rd-breakfast · 7 days ago
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I am drowning, there is no sign of land, you are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand [no children // the mountain goats]
I commissioned the amazing @rennybu to draw an inverted version of this amazing piece, this time of my dnd character Iamek Molenda in his younger years and his now ex boyfriend Gelen Charev. These two went through a lot together and it took Iamek some time to realise that they weren't good for each other at all before he managed to leave - Gelen never forgave him for that
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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Tom Hardy via MySpace (2000s)
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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notes i took while watching ”The Thing (1982)”
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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noncon friendship
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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i'm queuing this in july
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
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3rd-breakfast · 11 days ago
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bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.
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3rd-breakfast · 12 days ago
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i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
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