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Adult life tip.
Do not buy a cabbage unless you have one of the following:
1. A recipe that uses a whole cabbage
2. 200 recipes that use some cabbage
3. A desire to waste an entire half cabbage
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thinking about john being like just this fucking thing
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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965
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Oh you're gambling away all your life savings? That's so bad of you to do WITHOUT ME 🎰♠️🎲💵🎰💵🎰💵🎲💵🎰♠️🎰🎲💵🎰♠️🎲💵 GAMBLE AWAY YOUR SOUL FOR MONEY 💵🎰🎲🎰💵♠️💵🎰♠️🎲🎰💵💵💵🎰💵 MONEY MONEY MONEY 💵🎲💵♠️♠️🎰♠️💵♠️💵♠️💵♠️💵♠️♠️🎰♠️💵♠️💵🎲💵🎰🎲
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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
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one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.
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Hello campers! Oh no, that's not that album.. Is everyone watching? I won't show it a second time.
Picture!😳🌵🪱 Based on Will Wood! With my favorite song for "КатЁша's zine"🔥
I'll throw the rest of the things with sketches and merch later, because well, not everything at once, right?
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I hate being a teenager so much WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PISSED OFF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED?! WHY AM I SO DEPRESSED WHEN I NOT DEPRESSED?!! AHHGGGGGG
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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There's something funny about this official banner being a bunch of anime girls and this weird anxious middle aged man who has no idea why he's there.
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Okay I'm not on the RDR2 side of Tumblr so if this already exists please disregard but it popped into my head and I had to get it out
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i should get a million dollar research grant for making woolly mice, I think
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