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Wasteland, baby
I’m in love I’m in love with you
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Do you ever think of how, to Arthur, Merlin is a clumsy, idiot of a servant with no care for tradition, but he makes Arthur laugh and gives the best advice and somehow, without Arthur even noticing, has become his best friend in the entire world, the person he wants to face every battle with, not only so he can protect Merlin but also so he can have Merlin’s support and approval
And then it turns out that Merlin doesn’t need protecting, and he’s the most powerful sorcerer to exist, he has magic, and has actually been the one protecting Arthur this entire time
And Arthur has to face their entire relationship being turned upside down, because okay you have magic, he’s had his suspicions about magic not being evil for a while now and of course Merlin isn’t evil, but it’s more how dare you not tell me, after I’ve came to you for everything and I thought you did too, I thought I noticed when things were wrong and put a smile on your face but this whole time you’ve not trusted me
And in a matter of hours he has to relearn their entire friendship and try to understand why Merlin has done this and why he keeps doing this and make sure that everything else about our friendship is true please say the rest was true
And by the end, because he is dying and the end is so very near, it doesn’t matter anymore because he is Arthur and he is Merlin and it doesn’t matter that they’re also the Once and Future King of Camelot and Emrys the Most Powerful Sorcerer Ever to Live
No, they’re just Merlin and Arthur in their last few minutes together and they both know it and this is his last chance so it’s not you betrayed me and I need time and how could you do this to us, instead it’s it’s okay and hold me and thank you because if this is his last chance to protect Merlin then of course he is going to take it, that’s always been his job and neither death nor magic is going to change that
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NO IT ISN'T.
If you think really hard about it a taco is a pizza and no one can tell me otherwise
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You're wrong???? What the fuck are you talking about?? ELABORATE???????
HOW IS A TACO A PIZZA.
EXPLAIN TO ME HOW BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
If you think really hard about it a taco is a pizza and no one can tell me otherwise
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episode dedicated to merthur kiss that happened in s2 in my merlin fix-it au:
episode starts with a villain laughing evilly in the background, plotting the downfall of uther pendragon, using his newest magic-imbued deviceTM. intro rolls and it cuts to merthur banter, and uther announcing that there will be another tourney this year, the one with the horses and archery.
(merthur in the training field)
Merlin: Why are nobles so obsessed with tournaments??? Aren't you guys tired of it? We JUST had one last month (thinking about the chores he had to do)
Arthur: I don't know what you're talking about Merlin. You’re insufferable, stop being such a loser
Merlin: oh I'M the insufferable one?? have you seen yourself in the mirror???
Arthur: May I remind you that insulting royalty equals to spending the night in the dungeons???
Merlin: And yet you never sentenced me, not even once 😄
Arthur: 😁…it's such a shame, archery isn't my strong suit
Merlin: I know, you really suck at it, but what can I say Prince Arthur? you got to spare one of your talents for us country bumpkins, you can't have it ALL sire
(a squire interrupts their conversation)
Squire: excuse me sire? can you show me how to use the bow?
Merlin: go ahead arthur show him how it's done (know how much arthur sucks at archery, thinking: arthur will embarassed himself)
Arthur: (not falling for it)...why don't you show them instead merlin??
Merlin: wait what?
Arthur: oh i heard how much you've been dying to show your ways with the bow, go ahead!! this is your chance!! (took the bow from the squire's hand and shove it into merlin's hands)
Merlin: oh nonoonononono, i'm not-
Squire: Merlin can do archery??
Merlin: NO!, Arthur: YES! (at the same time, they look at each other)
Arthur: yes.
they banter for a very LONG time before Merlin gave up and demonstrate it for the squire, and to arthur's surprise Merlin is actually VERY good at it. the squire thanks him and merlin returns to arthur
Arthur:
Merlin: ????? what???
Arthur: i never knew you're proficient in archery
Merlin: i'm not??
Arthur: oh yes you are Merlin! Stop being so modest!
Merlin: (scoffs) i don't know what you're talking about
Arthur: (rolled his eyes, his face lit up) i know merlin! why don't you join the tournament!
Merlin: what.
Arthur: 😁😁 you should! it's open for everyone this year! maybe it will stop you from complaining about every tourney that’s conducted on camelot!
Merlin: stop being ridiculous
Arthur: I think it's brilliant! look i'll even be your personal trainer!
Merlin: Arthur, never in a million years would i sign up in an archery tournament
Merlin: YOUR SIGNED ME UP FOR THE ARCHERY TOURNAMENT???? (in arthur's chambers now, shoving a scroll of parchment into his face)
Arthur: (took the parchment) interesting lineups this year, no worries Merlin! i'll take care of you 😁
Merlin (already pale): you got to be kidding me
Arthur: oh relax! worse case you're just going to lose at the selection, then you can go back to polishing my armor 😉
Merlin: 😊
montage of arthur personally training merlin. it timeskips to the selection round. Merlin is in a tent dressing himself up
Merlin: (very nervous, mumbling to himself) oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what if something goes wrong, ohh nooo what am i going to do...
Arthur: (scaring him from behind) stop being a nervous wreck merlin!
(merlin actually jumps, arthur took pity on him and pulls him up, brushing off dirt out of his gears)
Arthur: (notice that merlin didn't even put the gear correctly) honestly merlin, can't you even do anything right??? (start fixing his gear)
(Merlin is nervous, still staring at the floor)
Arthur: (putting a hand on his shoulder) Merlin
Merlin: (looks nervously at him)
Arthur: (serious) you know, no matter what happens, i'm always here for you. you have my full support merlin, even gwen and morgana and gaius. if someone made fun of you, i will send them straight to the dungeons
Merlin: (a little less nervous now knowing that arthur is supporting him) thank you...
Merlin enters the selection ground, with the entire court watching him. He focuses on his target, feeling his surroundings with his magic, and it actually hits. gwen cheered at him from the crowd. gaius and morgana gave him a smile. uther was impressed. arthur beams at him from the royal chair, so proud with him.
it was break time and merlin saw the a participant doing very suspicious stuff (it's our weekly villain), he tries to follow him but arthur surprises him from behind
Arthur: you did it!! (putting an arm over his shoulder, ruffling merlin's hair)
Merlin: ow!! arthur!! (smiling bashfully)
Arthur: that was incredible! who knew you could be so good at archery! while riding a horse no less!!!
Merlin: oh stop it...(still smiling while trying to find the villain, arthur notices)
Arthur: is there a problem...?
Merlin: Hm??? oh no no...
Arthur: (looks at the direction he was looking at, notices a scrawny men) was there something particular about that guy...?
Merlin: what guy?
Arthur: that guy (points at the guy)
Merlin: i uh...no it's nothing (smiles at him)
Arthur: (not buying it) Merlin he is not the weekly sorcerer trying to kill my father right?
Merlin: (haven't even concluded that far) what?? no!! (actually considering) could be????
Arthur: (internally: merlin is on his bs again) could be???
Merlin: i don't know!!! I was right about the troll!!
Arthur: lady catrina
Merlin: RIGHT!!!
Arthur: (doesn't actually believe the guy is evil) tell you what merlin, you can continue to participate in the tournament, while i stalk after this guy
Merlin: WHAT??
Arthur: Merlin as your personal trainer i don't think now is the right time to snoop on other participants
Merlin: Arthur, for all we know, he could actually be evil!
Arthur: (patting him in the back, laughing haughtily) don't worry merlin!! he's not evil!!
Merlin: but-
they were interupted by gwen hugging him, and morgana congratulating him. merlin stops worrying about the participant. time skips to scenes where merlin keeps training for the tournament, while arthur snoops around this 'evil participant'
arthur thinks its a joke, doesn't ACTUALLY think that he's evil, and snoops around for fun. until he actually brings out his magic-device thingy and arthur went straight to merlin
(in the camp when the first round about to begin)
arthur: you're right he's absolutely evil
merlin: knew it
arthur: i will tell my father!
merlin: (stops him) arthur, we don't have proof
arthur: i'll just order a search on his room
merlin: you need to be more careful than that
arthur: fine then merlin, what do you suggest?
merlin: right after the first round, i'll help you
arthur: alright then, good luck out there (double checking merlin's gear, and merlin DID mess up the gear on his arm, arthur fixes it for him)
merlin: okay (gulps)
merlin went through the first round. but before arthur can reach him, the evil sorcerer went to him first
villain-of-the-week: congratulations on passing the first round
merlin: thanks… (suspicious but can't let it show. merlin accidentally stare at his necklace and was enchanted by it)
villain-of-the-week: i trust that we will be good rivals in the future?
merlin: (smiles) why of course
the villain leaves, arthur goes to him
arthur: that nasty scumbag, what does he want merlin?
merlin: (still smiling)
arthur: merlin??
merlin: (blinks) who?
arthur: the bloke merlin!! the evil sorcerer!
merlin: (confused) arthur, he's not evil, he's very nice actually, i hope he wins…
arthur: something is very wrong here...
merlin: he's a very pleasant guy arthur, you should learn to be like him
arthur tries to get merlin out of the daze, but merlin is just not having it. arthur eventually gave up, and tries to warn the others but they are enchanted too, the villain tries to enchant him but he avoided him. only he and morgana was left unaffected
arthur: he enchanted the entire court!
morgana: tell me about it, gwen has been fawning non-stop. it's driving me a little insane actually
the days goes by as morgana and arthur tries to stop the villain, but everyone is just complying to him. and arthur notices that the villain is always closing on his manservant. one time arthur notices him and merlin in the yard
villain: i wanted to congratulate you
merlin: that's very kind of you
merlin has been passing through the rounds, they are now in the semi-finals, merlin wasn't planning on winning this far but the enchantment made him feel obligated to this villain, he's planning to give up to him once they are in the finals
villain: i trust that the prince is very proud of his servant
merlin: he is…
villain: (gets closer to him) you are a very talented man indeed, i wonder what else you can do…maybe you can…show me in private…?
merlin: oh...i don't know...i’m not-
arthur: (already putting an arm over merlin's shoulder) what he meant to say was you should leave
merlin: oh arthur he's just-
arthur: leave.
villain: (bows) sire (leaving)
merlin: what was that about??
arthur: he was going to hurt you
merlin: nonsense! (batting away arthur’s arm) why are you being so dramatic arthur??
arthur: (a bit frustrated that his efforts are failing for the last few days) oh i’m dramatic!? I’m not dramatic at all merlin!
Merlin: (pissed off at arthur) i don’t know what you want anymore arthur! You signed me up on this tournament when i didn’t want to! And now that i’m actually winning, you don’t want me to talk to other competitors?
Arthur: no-
Merlin: (a bit of merlin’s pent-up emotions bleeds, fueled by the enchantment) do you actually have ever think about anyone other than yourself?! Merlin this, merlin that, do you know how bloody exhausting it is to be your servant?! Have you actually considered what i want Arthur? You are an asshole! A gigantic stuck up git that won’t care about anyone other than yourself!!And when i’m actually winning you can’t even cheer me on? Do you actually care about me or i’m just another accessory to you? You don’t even train me anymore!!
Arthur realizes that he has been neglecting merlin in the past few days, in favor of catching the villain. Skipping their practices, ignoring him on the tournament. And he never got his consent to enter him into the tournament
Arthur: i-
Merlin: no arthur! Screw you! (Storms off)
arthur mulls over merlin’s words while trying to catch the villain with morgana. The final tournament rolled around and when merlin and the villain is going to face each-other off, did arthur finally realizes what he actually wants
Arthur: he’s going to kill merlin
Morgana: what??
Arthur: he doesn’t want to kill father, or you, or me! He wants to kill merlin!!
morgana and arthur scrambles to defeat the villain, while the finale is happening arthur is facing off the villain
Villain: well this looks like it’s going to be your resting place arthur pendragon
Arthur: please, try me
They fight in an intense battle, Arthur finds out that no, the villain is not a sorcerer after all. He’s like valiant, only a fool messing around with witchcraft
Arthur: why are you targeting my manservant??
Villain: oh arthur pendragon, there’s a lot of things that you don’t know about him….
Arthur: what do you mean
Villain: let’s just say he’s not what he is….have you ever heard of emrys??
Arthur: i heard it a few times before
Villain: you will soon encounter that name again, especially in the presence of your servant
Arthur doesn’t really give a piss about what he means, so they fight in silence after that. Arthur lost and the villain grins
Villain: be grateful i’m not ending your life right now, but i don’t see how your life will last much longer with the death of your servant….
The villain enters the finale with merlin. They are to shoot eachother with a dummy arrow. The first person to hit the other’s armor wins. Buf ofc the villain’s arrows are actually deadly. But when he almost hits him, Morgana managed to trip him with her magic.
He tries to get up but he feels himself paralyzed and passes out (it revealed later that arthur had slathered his sword with chemicals and managed to wound the villain). Everyone snaps back to their senses and camelot cheered on their new winner. Uther congratulate him and merlin still blushed like a child, embarassed
(Morgana and arthur from the crowd)
Morgana: i’m glad it turn out well
Arthur: me too
Morgana: we’re going to be in so much trouble for disappearing on the tournament (they didn’t sat at the royal seat for the past few days, always watching silently from the crowds)
Arthur: it’s fine, i’ll do anything for him, thank you morgana (looking at merlin who’s getting carried up by the crowds, and merlin cheering at them. Arthur is too embarrassed to go up to him, still thinking about their fight)
Scene cuts to the castle once the tournament is over, in arthur’s chambers at night, arthur was getting ready for bed on his own, trying to dress without merlin. Merlin enters the room, taking pity on arthur
Merlin: you look pathetic, let me (helps arthur into his sleeping attire, which is just his pants)
Arthur: thanks…
*silence*
Merlin: (biting lip) I- , Arthur: (looking sideways) So-
Arthur: you go first
Merlin: no you
Arthur: you Merlin
Merlin: (sigh) fine (preparing himself) i’m really sorry…for what i said back then, after the semi-finals…i don’t know what happened back then, something came over me and i just- i’m really sorry arthur, i really am. I didn’t mean any of that and i-
Arthur: no merlin….i should be sorry. You’re right, i’m a stuck up git. I overworked you too much at times and I force you into things that you didn’t want to and i can be a prat. I know i’m not perfect, and i’m really sorry…
Merlin: (feels bad, but awed by arthur’s apology) arthur-
Arthur: and as your future leader too. You need to tell me when i’m crossing the line, i know i can be a bit to much at times, and i really appreciate your honesty. i…want to be the king my father am.
Merlin: (caress his hair) arthur…but you’re already so…brilliant and amazing…and everything that Camelot needs. You don’t need to become like your father, you’re already perfect the way you are. i trust the reign you will bring someday. You will always be my once and future king
Arthur: (leans on him) thank you
They stare at each-other. Arthur drawing the lines on merlin’s faces and staring into his eyes
Arthur: i never knew how curly your hair is Merlin: i tried to straighten it like yours, never works Arthur: or how sharp your cheekbones are Merlin: i get that a lot, the kids in ealdor thinks im a phantom Arthur: or how blue your eyes are….(arthur trails the merlin’s lids, until he stops on his lips)
They inched closer to each-other until their lips touch. The kiss was light, and tentative. Testing the waters. Arthur nibbles into it, once, twice, and Merlin nibbles back. Arthur forgot how long it was, maybe it was only for a second, maybe a minute. Before merlin parted from him, leaning away
Merlin: no Arthur: no? Merlin: (tries to get away from arthur)
Arthur suddenly realizes that he’s kissing merlin. He, prince arthur had just kissed merlin, his manservant, a servant, a male servant. And arthur drops his hand from him as if on fire. Merlin didn’t say anything and left wordlessly. Arthur goes to his bed, still reeling over the fact that he just kissed Merlin, tucks himself under the covers.
Outside the hallways merlin is walking towards gaius’s chambers, hand pressing over to his lips. Before he continues to walk away.
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Whatever your position about the vax, I just want you to know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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