3dayoldcoffee

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i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Photography by Jorge Saenz

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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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me: I'm not sure if it's worth raising our kid to be bilingual. with just one parent in the house it might not take even if I do my best. I don't see it working unless we commit to attending a Korean church for immersion, which I refuse to do

the giant: I think it's worth trying because being bilingual has xyz cognitive benefits

me: I'm bilingual and I don't think that's true

me: I'd try harder to teach the kid Chinese if I were Chinese. that's a more useful language

me: maybe I could convert to being Chinese

the giant: that's not a thing

me: I once read a reddit story from a white couple that adopted a Chinese kid and did their best to raise him connected to his ethnic roots. he grows up fluently bilingual, has a bunch of Chinese friends, travel to China every other year, etc. and seventeen years in they find out, actually, he was Korean

the giant: that's pretty funny

me: it is. and we could do it on purpose

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i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.

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youre telling me this therium is a homo?????

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not that transphobes are ever saying anything interesting or insightful but it makes me insane when they see a trans woman who wants a uterus and start frothing out the mouth about how the sinister trans cabal is going to start harvesting organs from the poor and vulnerable... worsties do you have any idea how many trans men and cis women would be THRILLED to rehome their uterus to someone who actually wants it? all I'm doing with mine is complaining about it for a few days every month, I'd happily pawn that shit off to someone who would be happy about it. yes I am on my period why do you ask.

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

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This teen girl on this j train just yelled really loud “does anyone care if we smoke weed” and waited a sec and her friend was like “raise your hand if you care “ and nobody did so now they are smoking . I love them

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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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starting a collection. please add on

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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.