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been holding to this doodle for a while now
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
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"they didn't even wear pants back then!" "you can't do anything in a skirt!" "we have more practical clothing now, like jeans!" "modern women are sexy AND comfortable in jeans!" "school bans skirts to be gender neutral!" "hampered by their long skirts, women in the past couldn't-"
biting you killing you maiming you biting you
we fought for the right to choose pants if we wanted to. pants are NOT some Inherently Superior Garment, and skirts aren't Inherently Oppressive. goddamnit, our ancestors did not struggle the way they did for more bullshit prescriptivism and erasure of their lived realities
(spoiler: they COULD function in long skirts! it's not that hard! obviously pants are better for some very specific tasks but like. full goalie gear is better for some tasks, too!)
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I was always a marauders stan, a wolfstar girl i thought i was used to suffering by now.
I started reading about jegulus
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT HURT EVEN MORE THAN WOLFSTAR
I am suffering but i can’t stop
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if gay and happy are synonyms, why won't the marauders fandom let them experience joy??
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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
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the urge to disappear vs the desire to be wanted and accompanied
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"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.
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never forget dorian gray bought nine copies of a book and "had them bound in different colours so that they might suit his various moods"
the original material girl, i daresay.
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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
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So you know how Sirius’ life is oh so very depressing we’ll yeah his initials are S.O.B. how FITTING.
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YES GOSLING YES PREEEEEACH
#I need more drunk Ryan Gosling in my life
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FRIENDS (1994–2004) 6.24 The One with the Proposal: Part 1
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*insert draco malfoy audio where it’s just his name repeated a million times*
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Ao3 fanfics: Some of the most beautifully written pieces of literature that you will ever read. Like they will be better than most classic novels and will go into such intricate detail. Like it’s not even funny they are like 600 000 goddamn words long but you binge read them and soak up every single word.
Wattpad fanfics: So this guy who’s in the mafia felll in love with me and kidnappped me and then made me date him and now I think I like him even though who could kill me in less than two seconds but that’s okay cuz he looks nice.
Fanfiction.net fanfics: Fanfiction that is good but just wasn’t good enough for Ao3.
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