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i literally can’t believe she’s not gonna be here for me rn dude

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taking the absolute fucking piss

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time wasted in a memory

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i’m havin a lil drinky cuz i’m miserable n ill but i’m sleeping w my wife on ft and i had a rly nice chat w my housemate so i’m happy pippy

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not gonna msg rn cuz i don’t wanna wake u up but i love you so fucking much baby girl

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bruh i’m literally so fucken sick of u

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literally thank god we’re lesbians cuz two months in n i wish she could have my babies

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i’m less attractive to a cockroach than the bin, that’s a win

b b b b baARS

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stupid sack of shit

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i wanna blow my brains out so instead i’m eating hella chocolaté lmao

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i don’t understand it but i’m so fucking grateful that so many smart people actually fuck w me

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also wife bites ^^

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just reading my girlfriend’s book about boolean algebras n asking mummy silly physics qs lol wbu

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looking at photos of my girlfriend just being like yerrr that’s all mine hehe

i get to have her ^^ i get to be inside her n y’all don’t she mine mine mine 💕

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dude as if like my one fav part

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ok we have entered wtf territory

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i would murder someone for a vape rn