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fuck you i do so know how to breathe

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also my wife had to literally help me piss 😗✌️ we’re having a super fun surgery journey

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i rly fucken love my wife ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

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so sick of taking care of everyone else

i literally had surgery yesterday can someone please take care of me ㅠㅠ

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ive just realised that my obsessive need to record everything (videos n pics n shit) comes from the fact that i like to look back n psychoanalyse myself hehe

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i literally can’t believe she’s not gonna be here for me rn dude

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taking the absolute fucking piss

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time wasted in a memory

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i’m havin a lil drinky cuz i’m miserable n ill but i’m sleeping w my wife on ft and i had a rly nice chat w my housemate so i’m happy pippy

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not gonna msg rn cuz i don’t wanna wake u up but i love you so fucking much baby girl

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bruh i’m literally so fucken sick of u

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literally thank god we’re lesbians cuz two months in n i wish she could have my babies

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i’m less attractive to a cockroach than the bin, that’s a win

b b b b baARS

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stupid sack of shit

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i wanna blow my brains out so instead i’m eating hella chocolaté lmao

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i don’t understand it but i’m so fucking grateful that so many smart people actually fuck w me

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also wife bites ^^