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Id totally sleep in there if I was a baby

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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fun date ideas according to midnight burger miniseries

city that hates them (so you can blow it up together)

underground contraband exchange

casino (which you will rob)

the bar (currently hosting prohibition era rich alcoholics)

her house (which will be attacked by people from the aforementioned city)

the moon

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

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Nobel Hate Prize winning, poet laureate, Emeritus Professor of Rap, Kendrick Lamar, performing his long musical funeral about a man that once talked shit about him, whilst also including social commentary about Black America, in front of an Anti-Woke President, at the biggest American sporting event.

The lack of Fucks Kendrick gives is spectacular actually.

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I’M?????? 

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while being depressing, this is also sort of fascinating to me bc there’s something so…inauthentic here. what i mean is that if you saw something like this back in say 2001 (which you probably wouldn’t, at least for carl’s jr. but i digress) it would seem tacky but in a “sex sells” sort of way.

seeing this in 2025, it’s clearly purely a political statement and you can tell partially bc the image itself is so oddly sexless. it’s like there’s more titillation in the prospect of “owning the libs” than in the image of the scantily clad blonde white woman itself.

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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ok yes the misplaced nostalgic yearning for a mythical past is clearly a reactionary position, but simply flipping the valences and replying that Everything Back Then Was Worse Actually is just as superficial an engagement with history

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

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Sometimes a Son’s Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father

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I feel like folks talking like Tumblr is the last bastion of reason on the Internet are forgetting that the owner of Tumblr is demonstrably cut from the same cloth as Zuckerberg and Musk. Tumblr's moderation polices aren't less bigoted, they're just less competently implemented.

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Young Couple Late ca.1890's