359midnightburgers
the empty ad man cometh
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Soof 26 she/her. I like audio drama's (synonym: I'm queer and aromantic) Im only online on sundays, but will get back to you about tags/asks eventually!
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359midnightburgers · 53 minutes ago
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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate
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359midnightburgers · 2 hours ago
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dere you go
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48k likes they're gonna charge him with crimes against humanity
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Please… Someone give this scientist a cigarette…
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359midnightburgers · 4 hours ago
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ice water is so fucking good
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359midnightburgers · 4 hours ago
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Me after 1 drink at a party: guess I’ll be the deliverer of poignant truths
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359midnightburgers · 4 hours ago
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hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ignor 4 satan
reblog 4 good
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359midnightburgers · 4 hours ago
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Ya truly love to see it!
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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I'm following the story because it's evident that those in power are doing everything they can to prevent him from getting a fair trial. There were headlines yesterday about his "outburst outside of court" where he was "struggling". It makes it sound like he's unruly and crazy. I watched the video for myself.
He gets out of the car, sees the press, and attempts to communicate "It's completely unjust and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience". One police officer has a hand around his neck. Another slams him into a wall. They push and force him through the door. They wanted a perp walk of him in the orange jumpsuit but you can't have that without the possibility of him speaking.
Is he hot? Yes. And he's lucky he's an attractive white man. No matter if he is guilty or not, they have their suspect and they're sticking to him. They're going to make his life hell and try and smear and brutalize him as much as they can. This story isn't just one of a dead CEO and a suspect. It's how the justice system exists to protect capital.
Do not let any culture war facades trick you. Stay on this story, keep the pressure up. If we can do this for Luigi, we can do this for the thousands of Black and Brown political prisoners that have been ignored by the media. The fact that we as a nation did not erupt in mass revolt after COINTELPRO was confirmed is an indictment on us.
The fancams, the thirst tweets, they are honestly good for media exposure. They communicate to those in power that we stand with this man as he goes before the court and it becomes a gateway for people to learn about his case.
He's not a meme, he's a real person who, whether he fired those shots or not, is going to shape class consciousness in this country in the digital age.
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
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359midnightburgers · 5 hours ago
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One of my favourite things about how tumblr works is that you can tell when someone is scrolling through certain fandom tags for the first time. Like, Awh you just liked 20 of my posts about that topic going back over a year without liking anything else, you clearly aren't on my blog but I am so happy you have joined the fandom.
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