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aces don't need to compensate for our lack of sexual attraction by being super kinky, making dirty jokes, writing the best smut, handing out water bottles at the orgy etc. i'm tired of seeing these jokes about "the ace friend" who does all of these things because it feels like just another way to say "oh look! aces aren't that broken actually! aces can participate in all these sexy things and be normal!"

we don't need to compensate. we just exist, whatever that looks like, in whichever way we relate to sex and sexual things.

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mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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Alright that's it

*unwarps your time*

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do you think frank n furter would've sold rocky to one direction

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in other news...

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i made these …. [runs away]

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from april 3rd, 2023

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Caught up with MB s4 and damn was it a good ride

(+Made an old movie title card like...thing)

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Melanistic fallow deer filmed by Jakub Wencek in the forests of Barycz Valley.

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If you were trying to do something along the lines of Rocky Horror today, I guess you'd have to riff on a later generation of horror movies. Some guys wake up in a Saw or Hostel type situation, a really sexy person says "Hello, what are your thoughts on your sexuality?" and then they sing about it while doing sexy death traps. Or something.

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