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hey dude, do you want to go get a free cricket waffle from the economist? i said do you want to get a free cricket waffle. free. the economist. yes the magazine
#look I know it's not vegan#but if we can convince them to eat crickets we might be able to convince them to eat stick insects#and from there it's a hop and a step to getting them to eat plants
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Don't forget to put the power you get in the tags!
(If you're reblogging from me, I got Mixed Martial Arts Mastery)
#riffle proficiency#yesh Im cooked#unless I hit prev straight on the kill switch I guess? would form restauration work fast enough to prevent that damage from taking?
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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
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Thinking about the immortal snail coming to kill you thing but from the perspective of the snail.
#someone draw me a beatiful portrait of an old man#smiling as he reached out a finger to the snail#who reaches out its lip thingie as well#as the old man accepts dead and the snail accepts regaining its life
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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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2025 is the year to get around to it. rub some dirt in the gaping wound of your heart and bare your teeth to your own life
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It has come to my attention that Midnight Burger's Patreon supporter post-show reading has now become about 25 minutes of their 1 hour 40 minute episode runtime and 80% of the supporters are named Bethany
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"tiktok has massive problems that even if you don't agree with a complete ban have to be addressed for all social media platforms" and "the Chinese government is doing pretty awful things" and "there is a lot of sinophobic fearmongering and double standards in the conversation about tiktok" and "people should exercise basic caution signing up to foreign or domestic social media" and "most Chinese citizens like US citizens are just people living their life and cultural exchange between them can be beneficial for both sides" and "some people being on the same social media site isn't going to solve everything " and "I want to study the linguistics happening there under a microscope" are opinions that can coexist
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this is the best picture ive ever seen
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