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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

An icon.

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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Time isnt a line, but it is a snake

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

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I just know he would fight Elon Musk on Twitter, not even because of something serious, but because he thinks he is cooler than him (he is)

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I understand mulder is canonically good at basketball but this was much funnier to consider

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I made this!!! <333

Edit: new blog @denyeverything-69 !!!

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On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we mourn those lost to anti-trans violence, celebrate trans lives, and recommit to making the world safer and more just for trans people.

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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hand in unlovable hand

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Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

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