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temple at the end of the road
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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours
-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison
-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)
-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.
-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party
And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.
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Hi yeah I’ll have the cornish halibut and a glass of Riesling. No, wait. Bring us a bottle for the table. Thanks.
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can't even jack off though like what if a fucking spider watches. or drops from the ceiling onto my penis
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NEVER teach a child movement tech.
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mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud
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They fucking bombed Lebanon again. People were at a funeral for people killed yesterday. Uniquely evil.
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twinkly streams and grey herons ~ prints coming soon!
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How it feels to help a newer coworker when they're struggling with our shitty inventory software during a rush
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Customer: MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME DMV: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP Verdict: DENIED
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watching Seven Samurai
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And now for a different kind of robot! 
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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast
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