3-minit-noodles
3-minit-noodles
Let’s Go Lesbians
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present
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3-minit-noodles · 15 hours ago
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ermine etho based on this tweet by @/ohsnyappers + bonus shrewdubs
https://x.com/ohsnyappers/status/1896619279279419638?s=46
please go and support them if you can!
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3-minit-noodles · 15 hours ago
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3-minit-noodles · 16 hours ago
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sickening!
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3-minit-noodles · 16 hours ago
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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3-minit-noodles · 16 hours ago
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3-minit-noodles · 16 hours ago
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BUTTERCUPS DESIGN REFS!! :3
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scarrr.... kity,..
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grian :3
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MUMBO YUMBO!!!!!
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3-minit-noodles · 1 day ago
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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
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3-minit-noodles · 1 day ago
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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3-minit-noodles · 1 day ago
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literally them
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3-minit-noodles · 2 days ago
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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Because of their new April fools episode we have to do another round of who would win in a fight winners edition
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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3-minit-noodles · 3 days ago
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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3-minit-noodles · 4 days ago
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do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese
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