The yellow gogurt tubes from my dad’s bathroom taste funny
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 18 days ago
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POV: it’s 2021 and you hear this mashup for the first time
(app: djay)
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 10 months ago
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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No one actually works at tumblr. This site is just sentient and every update is it trying to weed out an infection (the users)
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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We need a guardians of the galaxy mini series where everyone comes back to earth to convince Quill to return to space, but instead the gang sticks around on earth and begins acclimating to human culture.
Specifically I want to see Drax get really into Taylor Swift and Starbucks culture. He becomes and adamant defender of his favorite Starbucks drink and makes everyone accept that he is now a “Starbucks Girlie”. And yes, he does have a favorite Taylor Swift era and will defend her to the moon and back.
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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happy birthday! for the drawing requests, can we have a demoman (+ a soldier if you wanna do two)
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thank you!! and thank u for the request!!!
I couldn't help myself and drew a whole comic.
I love these two so much!!! but I don't draw them that often. what a shame.
anyway, I hope you like it!! 💖
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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didgeridoobie
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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The thought crossed my mind that beta fish males have extremely flamboyant tails while also still being aggressive fighters.
Now I want to see this translated to the human world with two men in big poofy gowns and/or dresses battling for a maiden’s honor with the same ferocity and intensity of a medieval knight’s duel
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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bee real, my senior thesis
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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“the tf2 mercs are cats” “this merc is a dog” “this merc is a” shut up.
they are all those rats whose tails have tied around each other and now move in a hateful rat monolith, squeaking slurs and expletives in their rat tongue.
all of them. they are rats.
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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Wishing the inventor of wall converters a very special go fuck yourself this evening
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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3-goblins-in-an-overcoat · 1 year ago
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My head cannon states that Voldemort can still get a headcold under professor Quirrell’s turban. During the long winter months, if it gets quiet in the dark arts classroom or inside Quirrell’s office, a faint sniffling can sometimes be heard from under the turban. This in turn will cause Quirrell fake a sneeze or blow his nose, and most of the students just assume that Quirrell is perpetually sick. Much to the bewilderment of Madame Pomfrey, none of the remedies she gives to Quirrell seem to have any effect on his “sickness”.
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