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I’m not exaggerating when I say this is the worst birthday I’ve had yet and I spent one of them suicidal on my parents couch

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The only good thing about my birthday is that at least I’m in town and didn’t have to travel but we’re still in trial and will be for the next week at least. I’ve been suicidal on and off but because my husband went through a bad breakup he’s the one that just incurred a huge ER bill and needs all the emotional support

Its my 30th birthday and my extended family seems to think that, because I couldn’t afford to go home last Christmas, I don’t deserve anything nice

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And my husband had a horrible day emotionally so I just spent the day doing what he wanted to do to coach him through it and I couldn’t find the legal documents he needs

Its my 30th birthday and my extended family seems to think that, because I couldn’t afford to go home last Christmas, I don’t deserve anything nice

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And were so behind on our cash flow that I had to apply for a huge horrible interest rate loan and I don’t even know if we will be approved and we basically don’t get Christmas this year because we’re in too much debt

Its my 30th birthday and my extended family seems to think that, because I couldn’t afford to go home last Christmas, I don’t deserve anything nice

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Its my 30th birthday and my extended family seems to think that, because I couldn’t afford to go home last Christmas, I don’t deserve anything nice

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It’s my birthday next weekend and I’m out of town for a trial we’re going to lose and I’m tired and I accidentally hit the wrong button last night when sending money to someone and honestly I just wanna die a lot

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singular [dirkhal]

[nsfw stridercest week 2017]

this is not a typo, this is not a mistake. i had this draft sitting around for two and a half years before i could pick it up and work on it again, and i used it to derust for some other stuff that’s a little bit more nuanced.

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Well, this is what you get for taking care of Dirk. He’d stayed up for 36 hours straight, which you know isn’t a good thing for organic-types, so you’d insisted that he go to bed—and he dragged you with him. You. The robot who doesn’t need to sleep. Sure, you could go into sleep mode, or just shut off entirely to freak him out and make him boot you into recovery in the morning, but there are so many other things you could do with this time that don’t involve any physical movement on your part. Binge something on Hulu, hit the random button on Wikipedia until you’re out of dead celebrities, read some scholarly articles you’ve been putting off for a while…

Okay, you can admit it. You’re bored out of your mind.

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s h e i t h

I named my cats Shiro and Keith and I cannot tell you how much anger I get whenever I tell anyone they’re cuddling

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I named my cats Shiro and Keith and I cannot tell you how much anger I get whenever I tell anyone they’re cuddling

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January 24, 2017 to December 1, 2018 @staff

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Dickhead: ok so it turns out all the things people said about my gross boyfriend turned out to be valid, and now i am ashamed i ever went along with it and attacked these people.

Dickhead: i can't believe what my ex put me through, saying all those things about torturing people he was mad at and how he wanted to exterminate autistic people and put their hands in meat grinders, trying to find out their personal information to hurt them in real life. there was no excuse for any of that!

Person Dickhead's Ex Was Mad At: so you're done harassing people?

Dickhead: NEVER YOU JERK

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So you’ve heard Spock is the actual literal devil

Have you heard that I’m a terrible person? A plagiarist? Have you been told that I’m only into transformers at all because I wanted to make this one random guy unhappy? If you’ve been told that, you’ve probably also been told that a year and a half later, I’m still making fanworks just to upset him. You might have even heard that shhhh, don’t disagree with Spock on anything, or they’ll hunt you down and harass you.

Right, okay. This is one hell of a saga that I will attempt to tell in as compressed a form as possible. It’s a lot. Years ago, back in HS, there was this one guy who policed the hell out of one of the character tags. I’m going to call him C. He’d pressure people not to make the content they were making, decry the hateful people reading with a malicious eye who thought the character would ever do anything bad (the character was a creep). And because being obnoxious wasn’t bad enough, if you didn’t cave to his demands, he just might do things like start whisper campaigns about how you support rape, casually out you as a survivor, cute little things like that.

This is not a story about that guy.

This is a story about C’s one-time attack dog, eventual boyfriend, and current ex. We’ll go ahead and call him R. I’ve tried real hard to avoid namedropping on my blog before, but could people find him from this? Probably. Have I stopped caring? Absolutely.

Cut for length.

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How do you sign off of mobile Tumblr I just wanna log out

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No fewer than three minors have reblogged my photo post containing my e-mail from Tumblr staff regarding the change to NSFW-flagged blogs. You know, that e-mail informing us that minors can no longer access us. I’m blocking them. If you want to block them too, here are the URLs.

everything-is-all-might (16)

class-icalmusic (16)

galaxies-above-us (17)

Also, unintended side effect, if you just plain don’t want to deal with minors, flag your blog NSFW.

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Glory hallelujah. This is what NSFW blogs have been asking for.

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merry christmas 

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