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2p! Axis C.AI Bots

2p! Italy:

https://c.ai/c/ATgrZ95v6hgTA8ZkisxBo0muPl4WYAGgdl_OJhwGDR4

2p! Germany:

https://c.ai/c/oBIgFzRDmav-cRZM3t4e0I6B7xoudjqE_w5ABSHX-2s

2p! Japan:

https://c.ai/c/mp4KuJIGH13rf_7lsUmSXDW7nKuop4ueqj3jPsmLHlY

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(original post by @that1mutefrog on twitter)

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Honestly the vibe of being a hetalia fan in 2020 is just petunia mulaney.

"Oh the things I have seen you cocksucker! The early fandom threw my hope for humanity into the river, but go tell your fucking jokes. Bring me my ships."

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OTHER BLOGS PAGE HAS BEEN UPDATED

Here is the full list-

But I'm also gonna tag everyone I added so they know and can contact me if they wish to be removed (or have info updated).

@ask-sum-2ps

@my2phetaliaheadcanons

@ask-p2-germany

@massivebadonker

@bunny-bun-draws (also, just wanted to let you know if you do see this that i still cherish the stickers i bought from you)

@allen-arthur

@cardverse-royality-and-rouges

@alfredosause50

@ask-2p-japan-kyohonda

@ask-badlydrawn2pjapan 

@ask-feli-and-2ps

@hetalia-2p-headcanons

@ask-2p-hetaliaaa

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Hihi pls like or reblog if you post hetalia in the year 2023 ty❤️

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Stardew Valley, void chickens

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How Socially Anxious are the 2p!s?

2p! Italy: Only thing he wouldn't do is take off his clothes. (1/10)

2p! Romano: Doesn't buy something he wants because he doesn't want people to look at him weirdly. (6/10)

2p! Germany: More than excited to join a flash mob. (2/10)

2p! Japan: Will not walk into a aisle if he knows someone else is there. (7/10)

2p! America: Will go up to strangers who look lost of confused and try to help them, sometimes. (3/10)

2p! Canada: Doesn't go to a store unless they have self-checkout. (9/10)

2p! France: Couldn't even function as a human before same-day shipping became a thing. (10/10)

2p! Russia: Won't walk back into a store if he forgot to buy something. (8/10)

2p! China: Has forgotten and doesn't care to remember all the shit he's done in public. (0/10)

2p! England: Would rather spend longer looking for something instead of asking for help. (5/10)

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Alejandro: “Sometimes the morning light is the best light of all.”

(👀 no man bun? Long hair 🫡💚)

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WHERE DO I GO???

Look no further!!! Handy Dandy pinned post of all the pages on my blog!

Rules

Ask Box

Other Blogs

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Idk

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2p! Italy:

2p! Romano:

2p! Germany:

2p! Japan:

2p! America:

2p! Canada:

2p! France:

2p! Russia:

2p! China:

2p! England:

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could you do the sleepy s/o but with the allies?

2p! America: "Ohhhhh come onnnnn...." While he finds it cute, Allen likes to be out and about, so he struggles with his s/o's sleepiness. He'd never blame them, but it really puts a damper on the mood when he's ready to explore but your passed out on the couch. He would suggest scheduled nap times in an attempt to avoid getting disappointed.... and help you.

2p! Canada: "Works for me." Matt tends to keep himself busy, but when he's lazy, he's lazy. Cuddling up in bed watching tv as a storm rages overhead is a dream come true for him. The teddy bear is absolutely fine napping the day away.

2p! France: *Hasn't noticed* This man sleeps more than what should be humanly possible. He barely has a good grasp on time itself, so even if he saw you asleep he would just assume it was normal. Though recently he has noticed how often he wakes up next to you, so he might be getting the hint.

2p! Russia: "You make a good point." Viktor is well aware of how much he works and knows he should slow down every now and then. He's never really been able to rationalize it with himself until you came around. Wherever he finds you, he'll put down what he's doing and relax, either sitting down or moving you to a bed. He appreciates the reminder to slow down, even if you don't realize it.

2p! China: "ᶠᵁᶜᴷ ʸᴱᴬ." Perfect Boyfriend Scenario Achieved! He's so pleased with himself for becoming that Wattpad boyfriend he has read about, and oh man is he about to shove it in everyone's face. H loves to take those "oh my s/o fell asleep on my chest oh no" pictures and "accidently" send them to Allen. Outside of that, he loves cuddling and picking someone up bridal style, even if he's not that good at it.

2p! England: "This is a perfect excuse." Someone who's falling asleep everywhere is the perfect excuse for Oliver to redecorate. The plushest couches and the softest blankets now fill every room. While he also doesn't want to hurt you by enabling, he'd also hate to have you be uncomfortable!

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Okay.... Hear me out-

Kuro as Ghostface and Allen as Michael Myers.

100% the opposite personalities when out and about, but in private Kuro def gets more playful.

Allen tries to be quiet, but he keeps cracking himself up before he's able to actually spook anyone.

Just a funny Halloween costume for the regular universe, but I can def see it as an AU. Would def like to see it in general 👉👈

Thoughts?

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((I can throw mine here to the active list. I’m an active 2p England ask/RP blog and have been active since 2012. Love your content btw. 💕))

Done! And thanks you sooo much!

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Please my dear bless us with some 2p Canada body headcanons

2p! Canada Body Headcannons

Matt, much like Allen, isn't very concerned about his body

He takes good care of himself, even if he looks rough on the outside

It's more of an internal care - like eating healthy and working out

"Body is a temple" ideology, without the whole "temple" part

He's pale, but not for lack of trying

He's always outside, but he often wears long sleeves or works in the shade

When he is in the sun long enough, he'll tan just a bit

then burn

quickly

The summer is the worst for him, because it's either get burned or suffer through a heat stroke

Moving on though, Matt is a bear of a man

no pun intended

He's 6'0", heavy set, with a good balance of fat and muscle

(IK an older post says he's 5'11" i wanted to change that)

He's not body-builder ripped, but he's not overweight either

He's got strong bones, and is crazy strong

like superhero strong

okay maybe not superhero strong but you get my point

In his woodworking hobby he's often carrying around heavy equipment and slabs of wood, so muscles are sure to follow

But at the same time, much like a bear, Matt likes to relax and indulge in food, so he's got some insulation too

He's got dirty blond hair that falls just above his shoulders

It's naturally soft, but at points show signs of breakage due to his habit of holding it back.

Usually a short ponytail, but recently he has unironically been sporting a man bun

If he's really feeling bored, he'll cut it, but that's not very common

He knows for some reason people like to play with it, so that's one of the few reasons he keeps it at the length it is

but enough about his hair

lets talk about his body

hair

he's got a lot

the jokes about this man being a bear aren't really jokes

because he's blond they aren't as notable, but they are 100% there

They are most obvious on his arms

If he is self conscious about anything, it's hair on his back

he finds it such a weird thing that human bodies do

and if it get's too long he's got to shave it

He's got no tattoos, but plenty of scars

mostly mundane things, like injuries from woodworking, or tripping

he does have on on his upper thigh he loves to joke about though

a wild night with Allen lead to the two getting blackout drunk, so neither actually know how it happened

but they come up with a different story every time it comes up

Luciano has not yet figured this out

His hands are calloused from his hobby

He takes pride in this though, saying their are proof of a life well lived

Though he wears it like a badge of honor, it makes using phones a bit hard

I don't think he's ever used his fingerprint to unlock his phone