2ifbifrost
in the future, no one wears lapels
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2ifbifrost · 2 years ago
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"define queer" literally part of the point is that it's supposed to escape definition. it's literally supposed to be undefinable and uncategorizable. That's literally the power of it.
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2ifbifrost · 2 years ago
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I feel like I need to go to a funeral for a dog
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Unpopular opinion, I think letting a brand new club host Nationals as its first trial is a bad idea and the BOD was right to reject then the first time
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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<|:) wizard
<\:) the cooler wizard
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Hot take: Malinois service dogs are a bad idea.
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Mass Effect characters in Hollow Knight style.
It was fun drawing them like this, I struggled with some but I am happy with how they came out.
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Honestly, if it wasn’t so expensive and so easy to screw up, I’d probably seriously consider some sort of hormone therapy not in pursuit of any specific transition goal, but just to fuck around and find out, you know? Not transition toward, but transition away from.
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Took a shower and found my will to live 👌
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Eternally so mad about those talking dog buttons
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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ExtraDogSlot mod for Mass Effect but it's ExtraGarrusSlot so i can actually strategically take the two squad members that make the most sense for any given mission while still lugging around my emotional support idiot
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Literally every day I'm glad I'm not internet famous
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2ifbifrost · 3 years ago
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Everyone is always "Malinois, Malinois," but you can have lots of fun with just... nice friend likes doing things dog. Havanese are good for this, Tollers, Icelandic Sheepdogs are kind of trendy for it right now. Companion breeds are really underrated.
Part of the reason I love owning high drive dogs is because doing silly, just for fun training is relaxing for me. So after a long day when I ask my dogs if they want to play and train, it's nice to get an enthusiastic yes.
I don't need to do a lot of engagement games or building up motivation. The second I touch the clicker or pick up the training pouch or grab a toy it's game on.
It's the same as people who turn on music and dance around while nobody is watching to unwind. I've just added a dog who is happy to follow my impromptu lead and join me as I shake out the stress.
We unwind the same way and it's just nice.
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