2hoagie
Still waiting for G:KND
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bill ⟐ he/him ⟐ 🏳️‍⚧️ ⟐ cartoon enjoyer
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2hoagie · 4 months ago
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to no one's surprise i just remembered that operation: FUTURE definitely had a hand in cracking my egg lmfao
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2hoagie · 4 months ago
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come on zuki you KNOW my ACTUAL kins.
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i lvoe my friend group 💖💖💖💖
(nico robin edit by UrFavIsDark on twt!!!)
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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The older I get the more I realize kids next door is about not just trivial childhood anxiety, but the very real ways in which our society mistreats children and the fears those produce. Father is the Patriarchal nuclear family. The Delightful children are rigid soul destroying conformity. Count spankula is physical abuse masquerading as discipline. Mr. Boss is the crushing 9-5 that sucks away your parents’ time and threatens to do the same to you one day. The toilenator is when the toilet sucks you in and you go in with all of the pee pee water. Mr Wink and Mr Fib are when a Guy is a Bison and a Walrus, respectively.
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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no i did not name myself after the damn triangle
man, i miss gravity falls. it feels like only yesterday when i first discovered the "THREE LETTERS BACK" secret what do you mean it was TWELVE years ago
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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man, i miss gravity falls. it feels like only yesterday when i first discovered the "THREE LETTERS BACK" secret what do you mean it was TWELVE years ago
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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hey it's me im bill lei(tner) the science guy 😎😂
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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hey listen. knd is real. i'm the real hoagie p. gilligan jr and i was turned into an adult by some really evil villains. the only way you can save me is to send me your 16 digit credit card number with the three digits ont he back. hurry!! before its too late
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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so when is this edible going to start working
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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happy 5th anniversary amphibia... 🎉🐸
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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some doodles of knd
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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psst @lostsweets are you gonna cover the berries and creme starbursts lmao
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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okay sure but please get all the empty bottles out of your room first
anyway im planning to go to the store tomorrow to get more more mountain dew for the ffxiv promotion dont ask me what im gonna Do with all that Dew
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2hoagie · 5 months ago
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okay now THIS is gender envy
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