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HE PROTECC

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starting a collection

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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time

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What We Do In the Shadows as tweets/textposts pt.4

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Nandor you dumb bitch we get it

all he really wants is to be equals with Guillermo

When Guillermo is a familiar of course they treat him like shit. Then he's a bodyguard, still gets treated like shit by everyone else while nandor is cold towards the whole idea. It's still Guillermo working for him after all. Guillermo was his best man but was more like a hired party planner, still gets treated like shit. This whole time it was a human working for a vampire. A power imbalance that Nandor is incapable of ignoring.

Now we all know that Nandor is obsessed with humans and wants to make any sort of connection with them to tie himself to the human world. He never succeeds for many reasons: he's selfish, needy, weird as hell, dumb as hell and so on. But one thing he tries to do is even out the playing field. Mostly for himself and his own ingrained beliefs.

Human girlfriend Gale? Turn her into a vampire. Human friend Alexander who turns out to be Jewish? That's Nandor in the spotlight at his circumcision.

Then Guillermo is revealed to be a vampire. This should fix things but it doesn't. It's still not two equals. Just nandor and his bruised vampire ego. Things are still shit.

And then Guillermo gets a human office job. And so does Nandor.

Here he is completely free of any concept of hierarchy both vampire and human. Here they are just Nandor and Guillermo.

He feels free to follow Guillermo's advice and express his feelings

which of course means he's even more heartbroken that it was Guillermo who fired him and so destroyed the only place where they could be together.

In that final moment he's in his normal vampire clothes. He goes back to being vampire Nandor. His thoughts immediately go to the idea of status, hierarchy and humiliation.

He just wants to be equals with Guillermo so fucking bad. He just wants to be coworkers. And he fucking hates being a vampire.

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If Spirk can go canon after 57 years - no matter how long we will have to wait, Dean and Cas will smooch their wrinkled asses one day

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When Cas gets back and finds out that Dean adopted a dog while he was dead he insists they get a cat too. Dean puts up a little fight cause he’s allergic, but Cas touches him on the forehead and says “not anymore” and looks so pleased when Dean relents.

Dean is beyond thrilled though because for the first time he thinks this will make sure Cas always comes back and treat the bunker like his home too.

Cas is also secretly pleased that Dean was willing to let him get a pet to live at the bunker cause he can use it as an excuse to be around more often.

Sam watches this interaction with his hand on his gun because he doesn’t know if he should kill both of them or himself. (He still goes with them to pick a cat from the local shelter. He gets a laser pointer to make the cat run in between Dean and Cas while they’re having eye sex in the library)

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He confessed his love to Dean Winchester

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*Crawls in your bed*

*Creeps up behind you*

*Whispers in your ear*

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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Tried to explain to my partner that a 'pony' is a social construct and nearly killed them when I showed them a falabella horse next to an american shetland pony

I'm sorry i don't know what to tell you. An icelandic horse is a horse but a danish riding pony is a pony

A welsh cob is Schrödinger's horse

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Remember how Dean made Cas a mixtape with his favourite songs from his favourite band???? The band that his parents fell in love to?? And how he signed it with 2x????? And how there was a visible space between TRA and XX???????

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Actually it’s only deancas if it’s from the deancas region of tumblr. Otherwise it’s sparkling destiel

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He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.

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do you ever just

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Baby gets hit with a spell and gains sentience but can only communicate through her radio (Bumblebee style) - Cas gets in the passenger seat beside Dean and she starts mashing together a bunch of love songs at max volume while Dean scrambles to turn the radio off