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bailey was scrolling through cat videos on tiktok last night and got these right next to each other and we kept doing this for like 10 minutes laughing until we were crying and gasping for breath
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im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
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i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed
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we need to ban cctv seriously its making crime too difficult which In my opinion is a general sort of net negative for society at large in a spiritual sense
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new cpu coming tomorrow the sims 3 WILL be played
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dav is the first dragon age game where i cannot chose which romance i want it’s genuinely so fucking hard
#txt#i go with lucanis and then davin speaks and then emmerich flutters his eyelashes and then neve smiles at me#bellara is also so good i love her#only romance i’m not keen on is harding bc i’m meh on her unfortunately#also taash is great but i haven’t gotten to them yet in game
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i will never be enough for you 🧃😿
guys @26x just said seinfield make fun of him
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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl
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remembering how suffocating holidays feel not being out to the rest of my family i want to gouge my eyes out
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i cant even talk to her about or i’ll be ruining christmas!!! i want to beat my head in with a rock right now
is it insane for my mom to announce to the entire family that i’m pmsing and that’s why i’m not super thrilled with 6 extra people in the house right now or am I being a bitch
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