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"Willkommen in deinem 47st-schlimmsten Albtraum."

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Did Moses date the ocean too? That would explain one thing or other…

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self-insert fanfic? is that you?

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

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I'm fully convinced that everyone who is on tumblr is on AO3 and everyone on AO3 is on tumblr

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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solution: have it read to you by text-to-speech... I'm just listening back to my stories for fun and I have caught multiple missing words and typos doing it

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Only in Austria, though. I think in Germany you would ask for a 'Pott Kaffee' if you wanted to order a bigger one in a café. Otherwise they're all just 'Tasse', unless you want to make extra clear what type you're talking about (except ones without a handle, those are called 'Becher') (oh and the ones in a bra aren't called Tasse either)

After getting used to English it’s so refreshing to speak a language which distinguish between omlouvám se, je mi to líto and upřímnou soustrast

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you got soap in its eye >:[

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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Hi my name is Saturn and I am visible from earth, even to the people of ancient Rome who named me for one of their gods (that’s how I got my name) with a bulging equator and flattened poles and icy round rings like hula hoops and a lot of people tell me I look like Jupiter (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to the sun, but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a gas giant but my core is thought to be solid. I have a yellowish-brown atmosphere. I’m also in space, and I go around the sun in the solar system in a galaxy called Milky Way where I’m the sixth planet (I’m around 4.6 billion). I’m pretty heavy (in case you couldn’t tell) and I have at least 146 moons. I love matter and I form all my accessories from it. For example today I was wearing colorless hydrogen with matching helium around it and a white cloud, two vortices and shiny diamond rain. In my atmosphere, I was wearing trace amounts of colorless ammonia, colorless ethane, colorless phosphine and colorless methane. I was orbiting outside the sun. Earth was far away from me so there were no spaceships, which I was very happy about. A lot of physicists stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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ah yes portal maid him

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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can i read tumblr instead? i heard it's the new PDF

"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"

Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

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every chapter I write is either 300 words or 30,000. except none of them are 30,000.

every chapter i write is either 300 words or 30,000. there is no in-between.

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What's everyone else's alibi?

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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i think i was about five or six when my immortal was written and didn't speak any english, so i can be safely excluded from the pool of potential authors

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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people who let AI write the whole story for them:

*writes a sentence or two after writing nothing for days*

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"Der Grund: Brutale Killerspiele."

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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"I'm against animal abuse."

"So are you a cow?"