2007whatten

[2007whatten]

The Apothecary Diaries Light Novel Spoiler:

Maomao goes missing for a whole year and Loumen doesn’t do shit

Maomao goes missing for a few days, and Lakan is busting down a palace wall the moment he catches wind of it

You’re trying to convince me this man is irredeemable? Too weird???

I understand why she’d be angry with him but for the love of god give this goofy man a chance

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Let's all be clear. Lakan doesn't give a single fuck about treason-schmeason whatchamacallit. All he cares about is saving his beloved daughter first and foremost. Punishing the fucktwat Shishou for kidnapping his precious child is second. The audacity of this tanuki. The crown's agency is at the bottom of his list. They're lucky it just coincides with his goal of saving his daughter.

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Court official: My lord can you come collect your freak of a wife please. She's doing things.

Jinshi: No 😇. I set her loose on purpose😇.

Jinshi: she needs enrichment 😇.

[2007whatten]

ps5 brain monday

[2007whatten]

maomao is so fucking funny like almost every inner dialogue she has about jinshi is "this man is for the BISEXUALS and he is a SLUT"

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[2007whatten]

I’ve watched a few Chinese court dramas growing up and I have to say, nobody got game like Mao Mao

[2007whatten]

Doing this to all of you

[2007whatten]

So, in the area of the US where I grew up, when a cat kneads at you, we say it’s “making biscuits”.

I was curious what this motion was called in the UK and other Anglophone countries where “biscuits” refers to what Americans call cookies - that is, something where the dough doesn’t need to be kneaded the way it does for US-style biscuits.  So a while back, I asked a bunch of my friends about it.

The general consensus was that the cat is just “kneading”, but my South African friend L. sternly informed me that “what the cat is baking is the cat’s business” and sometimes I just like to think about that. :D

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I enjoy watching Jinshi slowly but surely become a beleaguered pet owner who's trying to keep his temperamental cat from poisoning herself

[2007whatten]

White snake mama and her green gremlin snake baby for the year of the Snake

[2007whatten]

You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale - Chapter 37 In which MBJ got jealous of SQH's uhh... "private collection"

— Alt. Danmei AU #MoShangWeek2021

[2007whatten]

I don't know a better way to explain this but wangxian are moshang-coded and hualian are bingqiu-coded.

Like. "Stoic" dude who is absolutely not stoic x most competent and maligned genius in cultivation society, and prince who has had to deal with way too much traumatic bullshit x guy who was so obsessed with him that he died about it. But those are just the broad strokes. Y'know?

[2007whatten]

While I adore all svsss modern aus where Luo Binghe stalks Shen Yuan, I feel like it's inherently Not Quite Right when sy is any kind of famous person or important figure. The POINT of svsss is that it's as if you're just a regular person and met 1D as a fan, and they fell in love with you and decided to do SAW traps about it, both literally and emotionally. Luo Binghe MUST be the one that's twitter verified, he MUST have his own wikipedia page, and he must commit multiple crimes against sy that need to be added to said page, and warrant a new edition of the DSM5.

[2007whatten]

A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.

[2007whatten]

jason todd as my experience getting glasses:

Jason: *leans over to tim* what does that billboard say? tim: tim: damn, you blind as fuck jason: DID I ASK FOR THE SASS OR THE FUCKING BILLBOARD

jason: i can't find the paprika- alfred: it's right there, master jason stephanie: do you need your eyes checked? jason: i made an appointment seven months ago and it's still gonna be like five weeks from now stephL: i guess you're . . . . jason: don't you fucking say it, blondie steph: *whispers* blind as a bat jason: *running at her* im going to kill you

jason: what does that say? bruce: *frowns* you can't read that? jason: no i can im just asking---OBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT

bruce: hey can you read that menu for damian, he's too short to see it jason: no i can't bruce: why not? tim: he's a blind old man jason: and people wonder why i tried to blow all y'all up

jason: i knew my years of obsessively reading no matter the light source or proximity to my face would simeday bite me in the ass. but i really thought it would be like, me walking off a building with my nose in a book or some shit. not having my eyeballs rebel against me. bruce: this is concerning on very many levels

jason: *goes to eye appointment* doctor: so when was your last visit to the eye doctor? jason: jason: um. never. doctor: . . . and, uh, regular doctor? do you have any paperwork from that at least? jason: *laughs* no. doctor: . . . birth certificate? jason: what do i look like, an adult? doctor: *staring up at the brick powerhouse in front of him* . . . yes? jason: *slaps knee* that's a good one. hang on, lemme call my brother. he can probably help seeing as when i was recently dead he was the one that filed all my paperwork and kept my birth certificate and all that shit. doctor: *having an aneurysm* recently dead-

jason: *reading letters off as doctor puts them on the screen* z . . . h . . . . p . . . q? . . . r . . . doctor: *winces* jason: you know i can still see your face right doctor: jason: why are we even doing this. im 100% sure i need the fucking glasses.

jason: *texting roy later* guess who's eyes worked just enough to see the supresssed winces on the doctors faces as they read off every other letter incorrectly roy: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH jason: your lack of sympathy is appalling

jason: *sends photo of himself in new glasses* roy: you're giving off . . . librarian in small town who knows everyone and their grandmother's grandmother but when asked not a single person in the town could tell your name jason: that was better than literally any other compliment anyone could have given me and i love you forever

jason: *walsk in wearing glasses* tim: ooooooooooo nerd jason: i hate this family