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I don't know if I'll ever do Quan Yizhen justice when I get to draw him, but I headcanon him as a tall chubby guy who always wears armor and looks massive next to any other martial god. That being said, he's increadibly, inexplicably, RIDICULOUSLY agile. He has no problem hooking his leg behind his head while standing on his other leg. If his head fits in the hole, the rest of him will fit as well, armor be damned. Hiding in a chest? Yeah, easy. Need to climb up a cliff? Other martial gods may jump gracefully from ledge to legde, but Quan Yizhen will just climb the whole way up clinging to wall like a gecko-- OOOOoooohhh, you know what?? He IS a gecko! Big chonky gecko. In armor.

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The fan for JunMei fans🤍💜

I've painted already one white fan for Nie Huaisang - but I have some more fans. So, as same for BLACK colour...what choice my inspiration have for WHITE 🤔😏? Obviously, it's the story of a 2K-years divorce with abuse husband process ancient drama around the burden of expectations, control obsession and wrong choices! Add some angst to your life, hehe.

So, this is the side of Heaven Emperor, Jun Wu, the mighty martial god and peace keeper in all three worlds. Isn't it 🤔?

And this - the other side of all above - for his ancient friend (yeah, according to canon), counselor, somehow nemesis, somehow helper, but helpless mostly - Mei Nianqing:

Some other photos - under the line

I'm sorry, I tried my best, but sometimes its the moment, when you see - you have the good idea, but fail to realise it good 😔. So, as for my other fans, this one also have some hidden combinations...but I painted it too thick and it's only partially shows 😭. Here is my attempts to show the merging of both sides closer under the light:

But it's only for good, we all learn on our mistakes. Next time I will paint with contours and wouldn't fill the gaps inside.

Here are also some folded sides - and they are beautiful as for me ☺️:

How it looks?

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I do actually love Mei Nianqing, even though he's not a dilf (disappointment of the century to me) and the Revolution will NOT spare him. (Mu Qing should be allowed to kill him with his bare teeth). He's just such a miserable and cunty man, pinning after his murder boyfriend for more than 1000 years. Really, an inspiration to us yearners (maybe that's why Hua Cheng tried so hard to impress him, one yearner to another brain communication)

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anyway mei nianqing going "my dear highness" while getting chocked by jun wu who is actively trying to kill him is kinda insane. mnq is the biggest freak in this series and doesnt get nearly enough credit for it

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Shi Qingxuan: Please? For me? He Xuan: Don’t do that. Shi Qingxuan: Do what, A-Xuan? He Xuan: You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa- Shi Qingxuan: Please, for me? He Xuan: …Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.

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He Xuan: Why do you look like that? 

Xie Lian, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? 

He Xuan: Like you’re dead. 

Xie Lian: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. 

Shi Qingxuan: His Highness accidentally called Hua Cheng “babe” in front of everyone today. 

Xie Lian: *sobs into the floor*

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xie lian : i want someone to listen to my problems without any criticism

mu qing : WHY WOULD YOU COME TO ME FOR THAT???

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*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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he xuan : all you have to do is say no to dianxia once.

hua cheng : i would rather get split into two halves by a saw

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Hua Cheng: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Yin Yu: Wasn't His Highness with you?

Xie Lian: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Even if he's royalty, hes still Yin Yu, master of looking like he could be any random guy.

[2007whatten]

Day 6

Curses

De aged

For Yin Yu Appreciation Week

Sorry this is late!

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Yin Yu is sure he is dreaming. He blinks, once, twice then pinches his arm.

No. Not a dream. Xie Lian is a child. Hua Chengzhu is a child.

The two were walking arm in arm along one of the walkways that lined the lake that Paradise Manor dwelled alongside. Yin Yu had needed Hua Chengzhu's input on a time sensitive request so he had approached them, offered the usual greetings to the pair, then with a poof they were enveloped in smoke that smelled strongly of incense.

When the smoke cleared where two adult men stood were now two children.

Xie Lian raised his arm to observe his little fingers when he wriggled them. “Oh, dear.” He sighed. His voice had the higher pitch of a child's. Ruoye snaked its way out of the now too many folds of robes enveloping them and tilted an end of itself inquisitively towards Xie Lian who smiled in confusion at the silk. “San Lang?” He asked his husband, turning towards him.

When he came face to face with child Hua Cheng, Yin Yu observed Xie Lian go through a myriad of emotions: surprise, confusion, concern, elation, affection, adoration; love.

“This one is fine, Gege.” Hua Cheng replied to the unasked question.

Xie Lian stumbled over his loose robes and held Hua Cheng's face between his hands. “San Lang in this form is always adorable!” He cooed.

“Gege as a child is the cutest,” Hua Cheng corrected.

Yin Yu coughed lightly to get the attention of the two. Xie Lian seemed surprised that they had an audience, while Hua Cheng glared at the interruption.

Yin Yu had to admit, the effect was not as frightening as Hua Cheng’s adult version.

He cleared his throat. “This is unexpected,” he deadpanned. “Chengzhu, Taizi Dianxia, is this one correct in assuming that despite your size your minds are still your own?”

Xie Lian smiled and Hua Cheng rolled his eye, “Obviously.”

��While I can't speak for San Lang,” Xie Lian said. “My mind has not reverted to that of a child's.” Ignoring Hua Cheng’s whined “Gege” Xie Lian continued, deep in thought. “I returned two days ago after going on a short trip collecting scraps, and while most of my finds were delightful little treasures, none of them would be considered unique. And neither could I say that I came across anything untoward or unusual during my travels.”

“Before you turned, well, small, you were both covered in a cloud of smoke smelling strongly of incense,” Yin Yu offered. “Something that smells of orchids and cassia.”

Hua Cheng unfolded his arms with a look of realisation. He took one of Xie Lian’s hands in his. “There was something usual that Gege brought back with him,” he said. “That strange little incense burner. We used it last night when we went to sleep.”

“Of course!” Xie Lian exclaimed. “What did the nice old lady tell me, again? ‘When you burn incense in this censer you will dream childish dreams filled with laughter and fun’. She wasn't malicious so I let my guard down.” He said apologetically.

Yin Yu immediately offered his services to track her down.

“Taizi Dianxia, Chengzhu, please allow this one to find her, to find out if there is a way to reverse what has been done to you and Chengzhu.” He cupped his hands in front of himself and bowed.

Xie Lian acquiesced and told Yin Yu of the village from where he received the incense burner. As he turned away from them, Yin Yu overheard Hua Cheng whisper to Xie Lian, “This is a rare opportunity for me Gege, and I plan to take full advantage.” Xie Lian giggled in response.

Yin Yu couldn't get away quick enough.

His journey to the village called Whispering Pines was uneventful.

He found the old lady, a bent backed, sleepy eyed, wrinkly skinned, twisted fingered old thing, who, as His Highness described, was easy to let your guard down while around her. When he told her of what had transpired her eyes widened.

“Oh dear!” she exclaimed. “Now that won't do! The censer was only meant to make them children in their dream worlds. But if that pleasant young man was a god, that might explain why dream became reality.”

“Are you saying that His Highness did this, by accident?” Yin Yu frowned.

The old lady nodded. “The censer reacts to the sleepers' childish desires, and usually manifests them into dreams. For normal, mundane people that is. He must have desired, so strongly in his subconscious, to be a child with his husband in the waking world, that the censer consumed some of his power to make it a reality.”

“Hn,” Yin Yu allowed a small sigh to escape, relieved that it was nothing untoward, or malicious. “Do you know how long this will last?”

The old lady tapped her chin thoughtfully with a gnarled finger. “I do not,” she said slowly. “As this has never happened before, I can only guess that, so long as they don't use the censer, the effects should fade over time.” She held up a crooked finger, hand shaking. “As long as they stop using it,” she warned.

Yin Yu bought her a bowl of congee as thanks before journeying back to Ghost City with the news.

When he arrived at Paradise Manor looking for Hua Cheng and Xie Lian, some servants pointed him to the eastern garden. Speaking through their giggles and too wide smiles they informed him that “Chengzhu and his beloved husband have had the most delightful time playing together. You shall find them at the swing, my lord.”

Sure enough childish laughter could be heard as Yin Yu reached the garden. Cries of “Higher! Higher, San Lang!” made its way across the grounds. He followed the noise to see two children at play.

The one dressed richly in red and black was standing behind a swing upon which sat the source of all the laughter. The young prince of Xianle garbed in only the finest of clothing, in shades of pinks, creams and golds, held on tightly to the ropes of the swing while the one behind him pushed him even higher.

It was a sweet sight. And Yin Yu wanted to observe from the shadows while the children played. But the job came first. He approached with heavy footfalls to announce his approach.

Xie Lian spotted him first when he was at the highest point of his swing. With a cry of “Yin Yu is back!” He pushed himself from the seat, launching himself into the air laughing in delight as he did so. Yin Yu involuntarily took a step forward, arms raised to catch the child as gravity took effect and Xie Lian fell back to earth.

With feet firmly on the ground once more, Xie Lian thanked Yin Yu for catching him while he straightened his rumpled clothing.

“Well?” Hua Chengzhu asked brusquely as he approached crossing his small arms.

Yin Yu bowed and gave his report. When he was finished Xie Lian sighed in relief. "Well, that's good,” he said. “Though it has been very fun playing with San Lang these past few days.” He sighed whimsically. “I'll almost be sad when it's all over.”

“Don't be, Gege,” Hua Cheng reassured him. “We know how it works now, so if we wish to indulge ourselves similarly in the future we can.”

“Yes,” Yin Yu offered dryly, “the servants seemed to enjoy themselves immensely at Chengzhu and His Highness’s expense.”

Hua Cheng narrowed his eye at Yin Yu. “You are dismissed Waning Moon Officer,” he said curtly.

Yin Yu bowed again at the pair taking his leave. He wondered how long it would take for them to revert to their adult selves. It has already been eight days since they turned, after all.

Two days later he got his answer when he nearly walked in on the pair during their love making, their very adult moans making him about face and walk very quickly back the way he had come.

Three days after that Yin Yu had childish dreams. He was climbing trees, and swimming, and learning Martial Arts, and eating yummy foods. He was laughing and smiling. He could smell incense burning.

When he woke up the following morning the first thing he saw was the censer on the table in the middle of his room. It was shaped like a strange beast, with big ears like an elephant, antlers like a deer, a face like a stoat, and legs tucked under it like a cat.

He had thought that it was safely tucked away in storage. He sighed, got dressed for the day then put the censer back into storage. Only Chengzhu could sneak into his room without alerting him.

He hoped he didn't change into a child like Chengzhu and His Highness did.

Yin Yu's wish was denied however, when with a poof of sound and smoke he found himself looking up at Hua Chengzhu's suddenly taller figure. He raised his arms and found that he was practically swimming in his clothes. He lowered them and sighed. “Oh dear,” he said with a higher pitched voice, echoing Xie Lian’s words. He noticed Hua Cheng’s unsurprised, satisfied, smile. “Chengzhu, did you feed the censer spiritual powers with the intention of turning me into a child? If I may ask, to what purpose?”

“Oh, there's no purpose,” came the reply. “Not really. It may have been suggested to me by someone who was curious to see you as a child. And I obliged. That is all.”

“Oh.”

This was going to be a long ten days for Yin Yu.

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Reverse Junmei 🫢😳🤔

Yall keep saying Mama Mei Nianqing should scratch Jun Wu so… here u go. 🤗

Ok I’m for real for real going back to working on my comics, I promise no more sketches! XD

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Beefleaf prompt Au where the real Ming Yi manages to escape from Black Water Manor and returns to Heaven. He's terribly weak but he goes directly to the most importants officials to tell that the one they thought to be the Earth Master since years is actually Black Water.

He Xuan is discovered and must escape from Heaven after have been revealed.

He escaped a trap set by the most experimented gods, who even put Qingxuan in danger in this trap (Shi Wudu was pissed when he realized that his brother was in danger in the trap and that it's Black Water who saved him).

Shi Wudu realizes who is Black Water after a short confrontation between them. He quickly erases all the proofs who could reveals he exchanged the fate of He Xuan with the fate of Qingxuan. Nobody know what he did and Black Water can't proove it. And who would believe a supreme ghost who has pretended to be a god for years?

The Heaven investigate and destroy Black Water manor. He Xuan manages to go away with the funeral urns of his family.

Qingxuan is confused. He didn't live the trauma of Black Wter Arc, the betrayal, the death of his brother by the hands of the one he thought to be his best friend…his heart has not be crushed. But he doesn't understand. He feel a little betrayed because he can't stop wonder if he didn't have been used.

If Black Water is so bad, why did he spend all this time with him? He wasn't forced to be his friend, to share so much things with him so why did he do it? Why did he save him from the trap set by those gods?

Why his brother forbid him to search him for answer.

"He's dangerous Qingxuan"

"He'll kill you if you go to meet him"

"Yes he didn't hurt you before but he has no reason to wear a mask now."

Shi Qingxuan didn't understand "But Ge, he saved me"

Shi Wudu tries to convince him like "It's not because he has some morals that he really cares. Don't forget he pretended to be a god for years, pretened to be someone else. The Real Earth Master could have died in this manor, alone and forgotten by everyone since nobody would have knew his fate. He probably used you to make his cover better."

Qingxuan also realize that the real Ming Yi is very different of Black Water when he was pretending to be him. Somewhere it's relieving him because he think "he was himself with me, right?

Shi Wudu doesn't let him get out of Heaven alone anymore. Which annoy him a lot. like A LOT. But he manages to do it. And arrives on a beach. He doesn't know how contact Black Water. A little part of him is afraid.

But he decides to use their private spiritual array. The one between both of them. That only them could use to speak with each other. They had created him years ago. Ming Yi (or rather Black Water) was annoyed but still used it.

"Ming…Black Water? I want to speak with you, i want to see you. Please? I…we spend so much time together. not everything was a lie, right?"

At his big surprise…Black Water answers.

"Qingxuan?'

He doesn't have the time to say anything that he feel a presence behind him and two arms catching him.

"you brother didn't tell you to not leave Heaven alone?" say a cold voice at his ear. "Didn't he tell you i'm dangerous?" He's tall, taller that when he was Ming Yi. He was sharp teeths. His hands, his skin, are so cold. But his breath burn Qingxuan's skin. He shivers to feel this body against him.

"Yes he forbid me to leave Heaven alone. but i wanted to speak with you"

"ho didn't he tell you WHY i was dangerous for YOU?"

"What do you mean?"

Black Water starts to laugh, bitterly "of course he didn't tell you. He's probably not very proud, and he knows how much you'll be pissed if you knew"

"What….do you mean. What Ge did to you? Why i have something to do with that?"

Black Water bites her earlobe, before purring "why don't you come to my new home so i can explain that to you" He smiles "well it sound just like a proposition, but it's not. You don't have the choice."

"Black Water, what….what do you want?" His cheeks are burning, his heart was beating faster.

"Your brother took my most importants persons of my life. I'll take his most important person from him." He catches Qingxuan's wrist, stopping him to use his fan "I planned to kill him but taking you away of him is a lot better, right?" A laugh "And for answers to your question. Not everything was a lie Qingxuan. That's why i want to keep you."

All the events of TGCF form Xie Lian's third ascension to the final fight happens while Qingxuan is He Xuan's prisonier guest. He Xuan let him do his god's job but under his surveillance, so no god would know where he is. Xie Lian meets him to Ghost City and all the gods lost it when they know. Especially Shi Wudu.

They probably got married shortly near of the end or after.

At a point Shi Wudu has to face the consequence of what he did to He Xuan, except that He Xuan will not kill him.

(prompt free for adoption)

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day 4 - eye of the storm

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Day 3. Dom/sub beefleafweek2024 "I didn't know you like such things, Ming-Xiong" [just wanted to humiliate]