20-02-2002

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im still laughing at this

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shout out to goblin sharks and their weird ass jaws! Goblin sharks have a special trait called a “slingshot jaw” where they snap their jaws forward to capture prey. their mouths can extend to up to 110 degrees wide, and shoot out at about 3.1 meters per second!

here’s a diagram of how it works:

[20-02-2002]

Exciting news for the cute shark lovers of the world! We finally have a recorded sighting of a baby great white shark, likely only a few hours old.

The question of where great white sharks give birth still remains a mystery to this day but this footage may suggest the coasts of California, where the footage was taken, are a site where these sharks give birth.

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i could look after klaus from american dad. they are so mean to him. i could be his friend. i would love to have a german talking fish i could love him i love u klaus u have hr problems but i could fix u little buddy

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found this in the pits of bryan fullers archives

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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i fear i have babygirlified him a little too hard in this one

(ref: evepolastrisgf on pinterest)

[20-02-2002]

dont play hi high around me ill sob instantly

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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

[20-02-2002]

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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is that a bug

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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Im like if an unemployed person had a job

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help me