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Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.
Arguments:
- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;
- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;
- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;
- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;
- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.
Example of use:
"bro let The Impulse win 💀"
"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"
"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"
"can't let The Impulse win this one"
You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.
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Years of pressure and heat can cause the ink in photos to transfer directly onto plastic, a process known as image bleeding.
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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨
it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute
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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
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Polites died believing that the world is kind, and yet his death contributes to Odysseus deciding to become a monster. Absolutely devastating
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clawthorne sisters warm up doodle
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Milton from the Joker Kermit Emo Wiccan Blood-Drinking Roommate Saga is my blorbo I think he should be waterboarded
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wish there was a washing machine type thing for humans... i too would like to gently whumbltmgrwhgbsvbsh and be cleaned
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Wrists are fucked up. As is the case for much of the human skeleton but wrists are especially ridiculous to me because regardless of context the most consistent advice for how not to hurt your wrists is just "don't bend them"
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would you allow your mom to read through your entire phone and go through all your apps right now to win five million dollars?
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Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it
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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice
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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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Any time I see a dyke say "I'm not better than a man" I get the urge to hose them down and back into their senses. What's wrong with dyke lust, what does dyke lust have to do with men, and why are so many people under the impression that the problem with men is that they often experience lust. Goddamn.
#this post came to me in an hour of need#also - people really need to sit and think about our bizzare standards for purity and sex at the moment#I am so over people saying it’s creepy to have a crush on someone. no. it’s what you do about it that does or doesn’t make it creepy
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you're welcome
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