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My gut just tells me when I gotta poo:/

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

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freezing my asss off and in. am half asleep

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Truly the villager behavior ever

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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rendezvous

[ jonny ‘soap’ mactavish x fem!stripper!reader ]

S. every seedy man that dusts in the corner of your bar is scrawny- diet of yeast and grass evident in the hallow of their back. it’s why, when you see him- brute arms, military fed, that your interest peaks.

warnings: often dirty, sometimes soft, go to chapters for specific warnings.

a/n: first time writing for soap! he's still a vet, but more so in an 'ex military in a western town' sort of way. outlaw themes.

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chapter 1. mothers advice

mother finally dead, you move to a small town in the middle of nowhere south. reluctantly, you take a job at a brothel bar, where you meet a bull in a room of grasshoppers.

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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The good news: Soulmates are real.

The bad news: Reincarnation is also real, and the vast majority of souls on Earth are not presently incarnated as humans. If you are a living human, statistically your soulmate is currently some sort of beetle, or possibly a small salt-water crustacean.

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Ditto

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Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

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Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”

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The Onion is killing me mavzgskzheowvdhe

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Furbys

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I think Chilchuck would rotate through pride merch so you never get any real information and think maybe he doesn’t know the stripes on his neck warmer have significance

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

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Can he be skydiving pretty please?

I forgot the parachute