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The vibe for next season after that last scene:
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only murders in the building is honestly like The fun little show. it’s so weird and so unlike anything else. the odd trio casting of two incredibly famous comedians in their 70s with Selena Gomez. the main plot revolving around true crime podcasts. the level of complete contrivance and silliness necessary for the entire plot’s existence. certain disability representation i haven’t seen anywhere else on TV. surprise bisexuality. the mystery-comedy-??? genre mix. Jane Lynch as a lesbian lookalike of Steve Martin. the most insane celebrity cameos so sudden and jarring that you get jumpscared at least four times every season. Nice, Hot Vegetables.
#this is what makes the sincere and heartbreaking moments so devastating because your guard is down#omitb
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My first completed, solo Oliver drawing.
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Blanc definitely listens to the Only Murders podcast as it's airing and the only reason he doesn't try to contact them and tell them who the killer is (of course he already figured it out) is because he loves the drama.
Does anything disprove that Only Murders and Knives Out take place in the same universe? Cause I wanna imagine they take place in the same universe.
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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The house will bequeath to the girl all that she needs, in exchange for a drop of blood.
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My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it
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I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save European culture and its people!” rhetoric is that they’ve been saying it for the past 1,300 years. No exaggeration. This is something they’ve been fearmongering about since the 8th century.
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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle
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i hauve a cold
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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the boy who shattered time
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"Why do you think Pony Express put a lock on the medical room door but not in the sleeping quarters?"
Thanks to @VoiceQuills for reprising her role as Anya and guest star @GetGianni for voicing Curly.
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stuck in an indie horror game. trying to figure out if it's an escape the monster game or if it's an uncover why i'm a bad person game
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According to LeBlanc, Mel is “an empath”, a “conduit and a mirror.” She can bend others’ magic to her own will. This explains why she’s so powerful, because she’s basically redirecting other people’s energy against them. So when she’s up against a powerful opponent she can turn that power against them. In other words, Mel isn’t just using her own innate power.
It also explains why she seems to only use her magic defensively — her target has to strike first in order for Mel to redirect that attack back onto them. And it’s not just magical attacks either. When Maddie fired a bullet at Cait, Mel redirected it to kill Maddie.
In my opinion, this power suits Mel perfectly. It’s technically non-aggressive, and reflects Mel’s natural talent for identifying others’ strengths and using them to her advantage.
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