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happy valentine’s day!!
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WAIT WAIT THIS REVIEW FOR THIS BOOTLEG MADOKA PLUSH HAHAHAHAH
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Anon you’re so right, We were thinking the same thing! Here’s a Michael with Patrick helping him.
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all these mlp horror aus coming out about diseases turning you into like monsters/zombies/ect when there's literally a disease/plant in mlp that slowly turns you into a tree after you get sick. then that tree produces the same flowers that infect ponies. and nobody has used that yet (to my knowledge!)
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crossfaded off two pillows & my blankey
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me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.
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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish
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days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever
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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse
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i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever
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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
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girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months
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