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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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Doorkeay for my friend @fox-vhs … Mr mirage in the curls of the smoke over here

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it’s my birthday which means i get to post a silly jmart sketch and go see sonic the hedgehog 3 like the very mature 20 year old i am <3

the amount of angst i post really is a facade; my sketchbook and ipad are full of tooth-rotting fluff that usually never sees the light of day oops

here’s a lil closeup!

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i think, in part; that skittish people will always need to have a way out. I think it's really comforting to them if they know that if they need to flee then they can. loving someone like that probably should include being comfortable with the idea that there will need to be an escape route for the skittish critter. even if they feel the most at home with someone they ever have, knowing they're not trapped is important

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it’s my birthday which means i get to post a silly jmart sketch and go see sonic the hedgehog 3 like the very mature 20 year old i am <3

the amount of angst i post really is a facade; my sketchbook and ipad are full of tooth-rotting fluff that usually never sees the light of day oops

here’s a lil closeup!

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heartbreak

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@monstera-obliqua

twitter liked this one

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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i love arcane

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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A crossover for the ages.

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thinking about this again

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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I have had a lucid dream exactly one (1) time and I think I fucked it up.

I dreamed I was driving past my old college and I went “Wait this is a dream! I can do whatever I want!” and I immediately swerved into oncoming traffic and right before I hit a truck I thought “Boy I hope this is a dream or this is going to really hurt”

And then I woke up.

I have not had a lucid dream since.