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will wood? will wood.

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heart: stolen

pickpocket: blind

city streets: deep

summer of: 2012

her face: never even saw

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hi faggots i just made this do you love me more now

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the face of a man who doesn’t remember 2012

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swifties who call taylor swift the best lyricist ever would explode upon hearing a single lyric by will wood

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i need his dick

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Will Wood's SELF-iSH album has got to be one of my favorite genders

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Drew the man when i should have been sleeping

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Will Wood has written songs about all of the quintessential human experiences including:

-vampirism

-desperately wishing to be the opposite gender

-being beyond professional help

-possession 

-being something distinctly inhuman

-taking comfort in the inevitability of death

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indie music fans will be like "omg look at himm!!! isn't he such a little skrunkly blimbo? he's so cuteee" when they're talking about their favorite artists and then they'll show you a picture of them and it'll just be some random ass 30 year old dude

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that one will wood lyric

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self-ish era will wood is so fucking funny its just some twink having a screaming match with a saxophone and winning

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“what’s ur gender?” idk it was stolen by a blind pickpocket in the deep city streets in the summer of 2012

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"But they're cringe" shut the fuck up.

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"the devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to" is one of the best lyrics ever written and you can't convince me otherwise

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will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.

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i love will wood music because you listen to a song and its like DJS###O!### MDNI%H% SN JKDFKS HDFOIALKA [SWING PIANO SOLO] and then you go to look up the lyrics and its the most cleverly executed piece of modern poetry youve ever read