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so sad

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Bright new sun - because Andy deserves to make it too...

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coming back to tumblr bc absolutely nobody knows what i mean when i try to talk to them about how sad i feel about moving down the road for my next big step in life

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it’s so lame that i keep this up but roman empire boy was roman empire for a reason he’s my boyfriend!!!🎉🥳🍾happy girl

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

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wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking

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“so be safe”

*immediately all crash into each other*

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james to regulus:

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when u leave i keep your name on my tongue to keep my heart warm until you come back

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i need a job so i can spend all my money on my boyfriend i’m so fucking fr rn this is my only reason and i literally move to my own place in less than 2 months and that does not equate to my needing of a job AT ALLLLL

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a hot take that isnt really that hot

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also not to be that person but another reason i love gotch is because i genuinely believe miss penelope garcia would wreck hotchs shit. just ride that middle aged man into the mattress until the sun comes up

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“he’s so fine”

and it’s the nerdiest, most awkward man you have ever seen. except it’s me, i’m not the man, but the person that’s saying he’s fine, and i will never say otherwise.

LIKE.. you can’t tell me you don’t want to do the nastiest, most unspeakable things to this man.

(if digital footprints real, they might stone me.)

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Part of me will know deep down that I am pretty cool

The part of me that knows I never cared for being cool

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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

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i wanna be loved so badly i don’t think i ever will

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no it doesn’t that bitch is dating my ex boyfriend.

then i got stuck in a relationship with a lanky rapey freak for god like 10 months

then i got my heart broken by a boy who IS and WILL continue to be my roman empire i’ll never ever get over him

then i got asked out on my first lesbian date and i talked too much and fucked it.

moral of the story is no one wins everything fucking sucks

(although i did nearly hook up with a lesbian at a club who ghosted me the next day so i guess hot girl summer this pride)

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

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real

james, to regulus: i ask you how you're doing and i let you lie