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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 5 years ago
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don’t tell me what to do.
stop checking on them they don’t miss you
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 5 years ago
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PEDOPHILES, FUCK OFF MY ACCOUNT AND UNFOLLOW.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAitsnevergonnahappenandimdyinginsideHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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i really do. i miss not caring. I miss the innocence. I miss thinking boys are stupid and they should go to Jupiter to get more stupider. i miss me not wanting love because I found it “icky”. i miss a lot of things. but truth is, it’s never coming back.
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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a question i ask myself every five minutes.
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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why is this sooooooo freaking meeee? love is my favorite emotion. even when I’m heartbroken, love will always be there.
big fan of love, being in love and making others feel loved
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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“in fact... it’s heaven” - me
“If we meet each other in Hell, it’s not Hell.”
— Geoffrey Hill, from Broken Hierarchies: Poems 1952-2012 (Oxford University Press, 2014)
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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have a nice day :)
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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Taurus and Leo. Shit was rough as fuck.
i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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“Obviously ‘bihet’ offends a lot of bisexuals, so we need to come up with a better term for bisexuals in m/f relationships.”
How about… and hear me out… this may sound crazy…. but you… continue to call us bisexual… because (and I realize this gets confusing for you people so read this next part slowly) it turns out we continue to be bisexual regardless of who we’re dating.
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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Love is so many things…
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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WHO THE FUCK SHOT THIS DOG? I’LL KILL YOUR BITCH ASS.
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<3 
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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Sooo... I graduated (rant)
I have to go on a rant because I feel guilty about this... a lot. So... I was walking across the stage multiple times because I got a plethora of awards. I was giving all my teachers hugs on the stage, until it came down to one. My crush. He was smiling and everything. He was looking at me a lot as I was making my way towards him. I... panicked. So I dodged him, and went straight towards my mom and my friend’s mom. Literally throughout the rest of the graduation he had a distressed/upset look on his face. All I know was it was because of me. Because I didn’t give him my last hug. Now I’m sitting here with anxiety because I feel what he felt when I did that. But then again, it’s closure. I’m going off on my own. Thank you for being a great teacher Mr. S. ❤️
TL;DR: I was walking down the stage at graduation. Hugged all my teachers, dodged him, and kept walking. Now I have crippling anxiety. :)
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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How to help Sudan
Sign this Change.org demanding that “The UN must investigate the 3rd of June human rights violations in Sudan by the Military.” Sign here
This GoFundMe campaign. Donate here
This Facebook campaign aims to raise funds for food and medicine for those in Sudan. Donate here
Raise awareness about the situation by posting blue profile pictures. Here’s why. 
Donate to Save the Children, which has been working in Sudan since 1984. Donate here. If you prefer the International Rescue Committee, it has been in Sudan since 1989 fighting malnutrition and helping displaced families. Donate here
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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gay pride cat
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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bi and pan people!!!!! are neat!!!!!!!!
reblogging this is not mandatory but it is highly recommended!
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1-800-callmeplease-blog · 6 years ago
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I wish none of you were sad
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