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old gods are waking

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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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do you like cheese

i just used like half a block of feta on my own personal salad and had a dream specifically about eating gouda the other night so yeah, you could say that.

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Like our fleeting youth, summer is almost over.

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cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now

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Sledge hammer is good, no notes.

War hammer is a little outdated cause we mostly use guns now.

Framing hammer is fine and honorable.

Claw hammer sounds scary but its basically the most normal sort of hammer there is.

Ball Peen hammer is the kind that people ignorant of hammering will question you on. "It's for peening" you say but they won't believe you.

And that's it. Everything else is a mallet or some such. There should be more hammers. I want a garlic hammer. A book hammer. Idk just want more options.

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there's some upsides to these sorts of things

fits in pocket btw

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Please consider telling Mozilla to dump the idea of putting AI in Firefox

They're asking for feedback on this. Please give it to them.

ETA: they're going to ask you to open an account to leave your feedback. If you do, and leave the feedback, their weird forum system will unfortunately then start emailing you links to new replies in the discussion. The way to get rid of these is to go to "settings" in your account, click on the "preferences" tab, and uncheck the box that says "Subscribe you to a thread you join."

(eyeroll) This is an idiotic way to have things set up, but it is what it is. Sorry, folks. :/

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tag yourself I'm DOGS

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Even if you're currently in a relationship/not dating, you can answer what you would hypothetically do in this situation.

Anon is asexual and wonders how most people would react to this sort of information.

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Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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In an attempt to tackle childhood obesity, the British Government are planning to give councils the power to stop takeaways from opening near schools.

Just a wild early 2000s-style policy which doesn’t address the root cause of anything.

No thought given to underfunded sport and leisure centres, no investment in local green spaces, an anti-loitering NIMBY culture, and a physical education curriculum that prioritises competitive sport above everything else.

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I actually love hearing about reformed people's stories. I love hearing about people who were in toxic communities or people who used to objectively be dickheads talking about how they got out of that. How they made themselves better.

I hate how most people's initial reaction to stories like that are things like:

"How could you have ever done those things?!" "Oh my god, you believed those things?!" "Well it doesn't un-do the harm you did!"

People incessantly advocate for change but then refuse to allow people who have changed the grace of being acknowledged and given opportunities and chances.

I love hearing about ex-antis talking about how they don't spend their days being angry and sending death threats anymore.

I love hearing about ex-homophobes who realized there's no magic law about what is "natural."

I love reformed bullies talking about how they made amends with their victims and spend their days being considerate of others.

You can't scream about wanting people to change but then expect them to spend the rest of their lives stuck in the past and on who they used to be. You can't expect people to spend the entire rest of their lives grovelling and apologizing and demeaning themselves.

Instead of clinging to who they were, latch onto who they are.

Ask how they got out of it. Commend them on changing. Enjoy that there's one less cause of harm in the world.