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how r u so good at napping. Tell me.

it’s my special secret

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luke skywalker would love the simple pleasure of a buck fifty kirkland signature costco hotdog

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TONIGHT'S STREAM - August 3rd, 2025

"RAP RAT" - THE VIDEO BOARD GAME

featuring friends of the stream @cryptotheism @cottoncandylesbo and @elliespectacular

LIVE ~7:30pm Eastern!!

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I wish I could pull off a tagline that goes as hard as "kneel before me" I wish I was her

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pins by Abprallen

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"um, no, I don't think we live in some sort of fanservice AU where each house has a device you must strip down to use" I say as I confidently step into the shower fully clothed.

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what did she mean by this

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bitches want my bucket

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I can’t get over how this attack just destroys your PS4 from the inside.

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*getting my conspiracy wires crossed again* Courtney love killed tupac

Jet fuel can't melt Elvis

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I've been seeing this get redrawn a lot with various Guilty Gear characters, so I knew what I had to do...

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GUARDS!! console me

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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Here’s a little comic I did about some of the stupid teenager stuff I used to do growing up in the suburbs.

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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yeah, I like AI

A - autistic

I - individuals