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[yourlovergorl]

Natasha: I agree with y/n.

Wanda: your biased since she's your gf

Y/n: ...

Natasha: your literally her best friend don't tell me you disagree.

Wanda: ofcourse I agree with y/n but your still biased.

Natasha: well so are you!

Y/n: *dead pans* I literally asked if you wanted pizza or a burger and said I was leaning towards pizza

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This was inevitable. A true romance, a true love which never dies. 🦂 + 🐸 = ❤️‍🔥

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Natasha: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Wanda: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Yelena: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Y/n: Guys.

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Wanda: Natasha and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Y/n: * Sighing * What did Natasha do?

Wanda: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

*Natasha coming in out of breath*

Natasha: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Natasha: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Wanda: Alright.

Y/n: Hey, I-

Natasha: SHUT UP!

Y/n: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Wanda: It was bound to be stupid.

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i’m fine with the the pressure 😜 thx for the tag @y0url0verb0y

@hrtmcgrath @livin4theeradictor (no pressure tags😅)

TAG GAME!!!

Im bored so i wanna start smth

You plus you in a fantasy world

artist is: naylissah

tag your besties

@amphibizzy @aroace-wizard @a-patchofmoss @anarchyandbastardry @shittest-wizard-ever @sunfloodme @dilf-bussy @disasterofahuman @flghtorflight @goofyjelly @honeybeeboppin @honeybeeboppin @lucifer-is-a-hermit @lixorloveslicorice @laut16 @lingonberryjamistakenwhat @combustion-wizard @villainessbian @bobbyzombiegg @ripleyalamode @rillegas08 @terrencetheshark14 @teenagesheepblizzard @oooohnoooooo

[yourlovergorl]

thanks for the tag 🫶🏻🫶🏻

1. Jaded - Quarters of Change

2. Sex with a Ghost - Teddy Hyde

3. Curses- Crane Wives

4. Butch 4 Butch - Rio Romeo

5. Amnesia Was Her Name - Lemon Demon

@y0url0verb0y @hrtmcgrath

Thank you for the tag @keeganisabluegreener ❤️❤️

Five songs I've been listening a lot to:

1. End of the day by One Direction

2. Just like heaven by The Cure

3. She is beauty we are world class by Louis Tomlinson

4. Silver tongues by Louis Tomlinson

5. With or without you by U2

Tagging @niallermybabe @28goldens @stephron @ashleyyroses

[yourlovergorl]

wifeyyyy why haven't you been postin?!?!?!

i’ve been sick as a dog man 🤒

[yourlovergorl]

Wanda: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Natasha: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Y/n, scoffing: Oh, please.

Natasha, to Y/n: Hey, how you doin’?

Y/n:

Y/n: *giggles and blushes*

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Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

[yourlovergorl]

100% bestie, did you see the way they held each other right before the end 🥹🥹

just watched the 1st saw movie and in my mind both Adam and Lawrence are alive and happy together and I will not have it any other way.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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hi wifey 🥰, hru?

im good hubby 🥰 hby?

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Y/n: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Wanda: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Y/n: Oh...

Natasha, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Wanda: So, what’s Y/n's type?

Natasha: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, murderous tendencies

Wanda: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Natasha: Did I mention oblivious?

Wanda: Yeah, why?

Natasha: Okay, just making sure.

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Natasha: *sucking on a popsicle*

Wanda: Pfft, you practicing for when Y/n gets here?

Natasha: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Wanda: *Concern*

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Wanda: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Wanda: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Natasha: I did?

Wanda: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough lately Natasha.

Wanda: *walks away*

Natasha:

Natasha: She’s gone Y/n.

Y/n, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

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I believe in Santa Barbra Ellie supremacy 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️