#the new dawn au

[kkolg]

Car Horn

[battlescas]

Twilight: woah I'm in love

New Moon: woah I'm depressed

Eclipse: woah I'm in a love triangle

Breaking Dawn: woah I'm dead

[anonymous-dentist]

Bagi's first day at work consists of paperwork, more paperwork, and even more paperwork. She spills her tea all over her papers (oh, nooooo, how horrible...) and has to redo them all. She refuses a fresh cup of tea from one of the other detectives, a tall man with a terrible mustache that she thinks might be into her.

Unfortunately for him, she's already taken.

Just after noon, she checks her phone. No new messages. Great.

She turns her phone off and stares at her lockscreen for just a second too long before getting back to work on her forms.

Today, since it's her first day at the station, she's filling out the HR paperwork that the HR manager didn't get to during their meeting. Nothing too important, just...

'Next of kin:' is the next spot on the form. Bagi stares at it for a long, long while. Her parents are in Brazil. She and Tina aren't married yet. Empanada is a little girl. And her brother is-

"Oh, not you again," the uniform cop at the front desk groans. "I already told you, man, I can't do anything about the ice cream man until he actually does something."

Bagi halfway turns in her seat to see who the uniform is talking to, and she's briefly taken aback because wow. Who the fuck are these guys supposed to be?

There are two men standing in front of the front desk. One, tall, looks normal enough. Bagi can smell the wolf on him from where she is across the room, but she isn't too worried. He doesn't seem the violent type; he looks more confused than anything.

The other man looks like he's going to strangle the uniform. His clothes are wrinkled and his hair is a mess and his eyes are bloodshot. He's looking down at the uniform like he's about to tear the poor guy apart, and, what, over an ice cream man?

He smells of blood. Another daywalker, probably. What are the odds?

"Okay," he slowly says, clearly frustrated, "first off, it has done something. But we aren't here about that."

The other man chimes in with a much more welcoming expression: "Hi! He's right. We're here for the files on the deaths of those dead guys. Uh..."

He looks at the daywalker for help.

The daywalker supplies, "I'm the private detective."

Hmm.

"I know," the uniform flatly says. "I wish you weren't. Hold on, let me get them for you."

He stands and leaves for the filing room, leaving the two men alone at the front.

Bagi turns back to her papers, but she keeps listening in. Just in case. (The daywalker is giving her weird vibes, okay?)

"Do you really think this has something to do with Mariana?" the wolf quietly asks. "I mean... he isn't dead."

"Not yet," the daywalker replies, just as quiet. "If we can figure out how Dan and Luzu died, then we might be able to save Mariana and- and we'll be able to stop the killer."

He was going to say someone else. That stammer was not uncertainty.

The dead men's names ring a bell. Bagi remembers hearing about the case when she and Tina were still moving into the city. No updates on it in months, not since this Luzu guy's body was found, but this must be the private detective the police department has brought in to help.

For some reason.

Bagi really doesn't get it; how incompetent are the actual detectives in this city? (Not so incompetent now that they've hired her, but still!)

It is kind of alarming that the daywalker seems to think that the killer has kidnapped two people, but Bagi doubts they're actually being held hostage. They're probably dead, unfortunately, because this case is as cold and dead as she is. Nobody's found the bodies yet, that's all.

The wolf huffs out a breath of laughter through his nose.

"You know," he says, still quiet, "when we first met, I didn't think I'd be solving crimes with you."

"Oh? What did you think we'd be doing?"

It's teasing. Suddenly, Bagi thinks of Tina, and her chest hurts with yearning. Tina...

"Oh, you know," the wolf hums. "Hiking, camping... chilling..."

"What, we don't chill?"

"We could chill more, that's all I'm saying."

The daywalker laughs. "Fine, fine! We'll chill after this!"

"No, after this, we're going to the party."

"Yeah, for, like, ten minutes. We have work to do."

"Work isn't chilling!"

"But it's fun work!"

"What the fuck? This is a murder!"

"He might not be dead!"

Bagi rolls her eyes. Boys...

She stares down at her paper.

'Next of kin:'

"Cellbit, here you go," the uniform says as he comes back out from the file room. "Please don't come back when I'm on duty."

"Fuck you, man," the wolf sniffs. "Come on, gatinho."

They leave, still bickering, but Bagi isn't really paying attention anymore. Not really. Not at all.

Cellbit, huh? What a coincidence. Same name as her brother.

Wherever he is.

-

Or: A Breaking Dawn Interlude.

[newdawndetergent]

I’ll come up with a more cohesive reboot introduction post but first new post to accommodate this is Hot Rod and Rodimus!

a young scrounger in Iacon from the relatively run down Polity of Nyon and the mysterious new bot that can ignite powerful flames, surely the two aren’t related to each other somehow.

[coramatus]

Welp, I’ve made what I call ‘The Single Most Boring Submas AU Ever Conceived’:

A Unovan in New York City

An AU in which Emmet eeby deebies himself so hard that he winds up in a place so unbelievable, it’s pure fiction: our universe.

There’s not much else to it. It’s mostly Emmet’s struggles to adapt and thrive in a world where Pokémon exist as just a silly idea made by a video game company. It’s hard but he manages to keep a low profile until Akari/Dawn and Ingo are sent in to retrieve him.

Highlights include: Emmet getting a job as a NY subway driver, where he delights in pointing at the zebra boards; learning about animals so ordinary and boring he has no clue what they are; having his mind blown by little kids teaching him how the butterfly lifecycle works; vigilante train repairs; realizing he’s been blasted past the fourth wall and that looking into it will only lead to madness; meeting dogs going poorly; meeting cats going so well that Emmet winds up fostering some; Chandelure fighting crime behind his back; learning Yiddish; locals having their minds blown when meeting real live Pokémon; and Emmet learning about sports against his will.

The narrative is a bit wobbly since it’s all barely connected ideas but I thought it’d be funny to toss this out here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[i-belswan09]

[oldfacesnewdawnoffical]

Cat Age Guide

Not a direct match, as nothing really can be, but here’s my personal approximation for cat-human equivalent ages! ^^

The cats of the Fourtrees Fealty track age by months, or “moons”, as cats typically reach growth milestones at the height of each month.

0-1 months = newborn to 1 years old in human time

2 months = 2 human years

3 months = 4 human years

4 months = 6 human years

5 months = 8 human years

6 months = 10 human years; it’s around this time that a cat will begin to form a solid sense of identity for themself

7 months = 12 human years

12 months / 1 year = 16 to 17 human years; it’s around this time that a cat will earn their full names, and are viewed as an “adult” by their community’s standards

18 months / 1 year = 21 human years

24 months / 2 years = 24 human years; up until they turn 2 years old, a cat’s human-equivalent age is equal to that time. Once they turn 2, you add 4 years for every year afterwards!

36 moons / 3 years = 28 human years

48 moons / 4 years = 32 human years

60 moons / 5 years = 36 human years

72 moons / 6 years = 40 human years

84 moons / 7 years = 44 human years

96 moons / 8 years = 48 human years

108 moons / 9 years = 52 human years

120 moons / 10 years = 56 human years

132 moons / 11 years = 60 human years; it’s around this time that a cat is considered “old”, or at least somewhat geriatric. They typically debate retirement around this age

144 moons / 12 years = 64 human years

156 moons / 13 years = 68 human years

168 moons / 14 years = 72 human years

180 moons / 15 years = 76 human years

192 moons / 16 years = 80 human years

195 moons / 17 years = 84 human years

216 moons / 18 years = 88 human years

228 moons / 19 years = 92 human years

240 moons / 20 years = 96 human years

This is just an extended chart for ease of convenience ^^’

If y’all enjoy my work and want to see more of it, please consider buying me a Kofi! It would help me out so much!!

[strige-art]

Dark Nights and Wildfires [or the engagement gift]

For @lena-hills

Inspired by her amazing fanfiction

[passinoutpieces]

shhh, the old man’s taking a nap …

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

Can I offer you an old man Jacob in his New Dawn caveman era in these trying times?

I saw a picture of Tom Hardy in a loincloth (from the show Taboo) and I knew what I had to do...

When i finally get to the ND AU fic this is very much the vibe for even older old man Jacob (except of course he'll be wearing more clothes lol)

art tag list: @cassietrn @solstheimart @strangefable @stacispratt @shallow-gravy @florbelles @direwombat @v0idbuggy @theelderhazelnut @marivenah @simplegenius042 @kirjanikv6ilill @peppertheferalraccoon @derelictheretic @statichvm @afarcry5fromstraight @strafethesesinners @adelaidedrubman @neverthesameneveranother @josephseedismyfather @kyber-infinitygems @clicheantagonist @testyfestyenthusiast @voidika @roofgeese @nightbloodbix @eclecticwildflowers @aidentheweeb69 @shellibisshe @inafieldofdaisies @luciferstempest @wrathfulrook @afarcryfrommymain

Art tag list here to be added/removed

[kkolg]

At home date night

[xejune]

AU where The Judge isn't what they appear to be

[illumins]

𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿-𝗠𝗮𝗻: 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗗𝗮𝘄𝗻

𔘓⁩ ᵗⁱᵖʲᵃʳ

✦𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: low fantasy, romance, fanfic, superhero(spiderman).

✦𝐩𝐨𝐯: Liya | first pov

✦𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: blood; violence; death; verbal/physical abuse; fighting; foul language.

✦𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: writing

⟢𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 : Spider-Man's heroic identity stems from a fateful choice, yet a haunting mistake from his past returns to shake the foundation of his heroism. As he navigates the city's skyline, a ghostly reminder challenges his principles, putting his heroic façade to the ultimate test. Confronted with the consequences of an old error, he's pushed to redefine what it truly means to be a hero.

✦ 𝐂 𝐇 𝐀 𝐏 𝐓 𝐄 𝐑 𝐒 ✦

𝐜𝐡𝐩 𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐜𝐡𝐩 𝐭𝐰𝐨

𝐜𝐡𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

[boobaloof]

Werebear!Erend AU pt 2

Aloy is in denial about the huge, supposedly extinct animal in front of her that just so happens to look like Erend, but the eyes say it all.

[bellacullenvamp]

Red Moon

The Cullens have a new family member.

☆☆☆Y/n is a 2 years old newborn. She was transformed at age 15 and her heart regrets it every single day.☆☆☆

Fanfic | Au! | Angst | Rated G | For all ages

Masterlist

Chapter one.

Panic attack. I'm having a panic attack.

My heart is racing. I feel like I'm going to die, nothing helps and my mind is dizzy.

Then black... Everything is black.

I don't remember much from my life before that... Just my name, my age, and where I was born. And that's it, the rest was taken away from me, thanks to Carlisle Cullen, of course.

Now all I have within me is a deep, dark need for blood. A thirst that doesn't leave me even when I'm full, for the Cullens that's regular, just another day under the sun, or better, under the clouds of Forks-Washington...

I miss São Paulo, I miss Brazil, but now for me, it's an impossible dream to return home...

"Why are you so loud?!" Asked Edward Cullen to his brother Emmet. That's a silly question, considering they are together and have known each other for several decades.

"Shut it Ed!" Answered him. They for sure love it each other, that's something with the Cullens. They adorable love for their family.

"Y/n? Darling don't you wanna come with us? I'm sure it's going to be better hunting with family!" Esme says in a really sweet tone, she is one of the few vampires in this family that I care about the most, it's truly not her fault what all of us have become.

I just shake my head, Edward looks at me from across the room, as he reads my mind, a concerned look stamps his face. Bella, his wife, doesn't need the same powers to read his mind, so she comes closer and holds his hand. This type of love is also admirable, but that's not for me, not anymore.

Emmet, Bella, Edward, and Esme are going hunting, a sweet bloody family culture. The Cullens don't hunt humans, and Carlisle made me aware of the fact that only a few vampires practice "vegetarianism" as he kindly mocked. He gave me a huge class right after my first time drinking blood, teaching me the old history of vampires. To my real disappointment, vampires are real, werewolves are real, and my eternity is also real.

When he told me all of these facts with the most straight face ever, all I could think of was about my thirst. That cup of blood looked like the most perfect meal of all time. It looked like all I needed, but at the same time, something was missing. As this thought passed through my mind he said " I am giving you this blood in a cup for now, you are just transformed. It would be a catastrophic event for all of us if you hunted right now...

The blood calms me down a little, the need to be fed is like being insane and receiving medication. The amount is just right to calm you down.

From that moment a huge resentment towards Carlisle crossed my heart. He's sweet, he's kind, but he transformed me into a monster. Carlisle said I was dying from cancer, and that's why he transformed me, but there are so many people dying from cancer right now, why didn't he let me die? That's why I don't believe him, and I don't want to trust him. I see his kind heart but I don't want to let that cloud my judgment. There is not right reason for him to transform me, and someday I will know why.

School preparation is challenging, especially when you are only a 2-year-old vampire. When I was transformed, I was 15, and from now on I will be 15 forever... and my school preparation? It's hunting, and drinking blood till you're so full it makes you sleepy, as if a vampire could feel sleepy! Jokes aside, I prefer to hunt alone, unfortunately, they don't let me, for sure they think I'm going to run towards Canada and disappear, not that I haven't tried before...

Anyways, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Carlisle are going to be my dinner companionship. I like Jasper and Rosalie the most, they understand me. Of course Jasper not only understands me but he calms me down, I'm thankful for his powers. And Rosalie shares my hate towards being a vampire, she doesn't hate as much now, but she remembers what is like to be a teen and a newborn.

"So, how do you feel about finally going to school again?" Rosalie asked me, on our way back to their home.

" Ready to slit some necks!" I said sarcastically.

"Ha-ha," Jasper answered in the same tone.

" I'm ready guys." I started with a happy face. " I am truly happy about feeling normal again... of course all of them are going to ask me about you guys... but I'm ready" Forks people are sure the Cullens are studying in some university... at last that what's their age should be about, college and new life.

However there is nothing new in becoming a vampire, the hiding life is a predictable life for sure, of course, they didn't count on me being a new family member. I made them forward their plans to move to Scotland, the Cullens would still use their name and have the same personas, but in Scotland, how fun!

But now that I am part of the family, in their view, not mine, Forks still is in good use.

Tomorrow is going to be my first day in school. I did not lie about being happy. I am hopeful about making friends for the first time.

Carlisle spent the whole time quiet. He tries his best not to speak when I am near, I think he does that so I can socialize better with my "brothers".

At the mansion door, Bella was awaiting.

As I came near she smiled and said, "Please, y/n come to my home with me, I really want to help you with your preparations" Bella is usually quiet, actually one of the quiet Cullens. Alice appeared and walked with us towards Bella's small home in the woods. Alice is always speaking, she does love talking, and she loves talking to me apparently? I think she does not care for my gothic mood.

At Bella's home, she sat me in her bedroom and showed me some shopping bags. " That's on Alice I swear!" Bella claimed with a shy smile. Alice smiled and clapped while saying. " I know how much you have been listening to Avril Lavigne, so I decided to buy you all these gifts, brand new clothes inspired by Avril... Did you like it ?"

" Bella... Alice... Thank you so much..." I felt like dying. I am not used to being loved like this, so all I could do was be grateful. Happily, they understood me better than myself apparently, so all they did was show a caring smile.

My bedroom used to be Edward's bedroom. It had a wonderful view of the forest. I loved looking there and daydreaming...

Esme decorated it in the best way a teen would have dreamed of, all of the 2010's trends could be found there. They did their best to make me feel loved and included with their gifts. And for that I was grateful. However, my heart still was in pieces because of my mysterious past of mine, of course, because of my eternal fate.

My days were basically like this, feeding myself, being thankful for my said "brothers", hiding in my bedroom, and talking to Reneesme. Renes, as I call her, is my best friend, although she doesn't understand my heart's sadness because she was born half-vampire, she is fond of my pain and for me, that's more than enough.

Renes is smart and beautiful. Her IQ is bigger than any 15-year-old, and yet she is going to school with me.

" I think Avril's new song is awesome!" She said while flipping her teen magazine. Renes has an obsession with celebrities, I think it makes her feel more on her human side.

"It is," I said calmly, she is the only one deserving of my caring words in this home.

" Do you think I'm going to be able to resist the smell, Renes?" I said whispering.

"What smell? Oh! Hmm, y/n you've been trying for 2 years to resist... I feel safe near you and everyone else will feel too. " She reassured me. Renes yawned and went back to her home. I stayed with jealousy in my mind wanting to have a good night of sleep for tomorrow.

[brainyrot]

Haha batim au >:)

Okay so- you won't be able to see much of our beloved bendy, Alice or Boris or any other fun cartoon characters, but rather the coworkers.

"a new dawn"

The cycle restarted again, but this time it's just a normal day, a normal Monday at joey drew studio, no ink demon, no weird worshipping, no angel trying to steal your organs, just a normal studio.

just a studio that was normal.

once you get inside, you get stuck. The door won't budge, why's that? Do they have to break it in order to get out? Just how bad is this place, damn joey..

But why is there so much ink? Why does it look like there has been a few delinquents vandalizing the whole place? Things written on the walls, ink everywhere, pipes barely holding on, posters ripped off

..and three people you know.

The poor kid, buddy we call him, who's just trying to get away from our former Alice angel voice actor and our musician Sammy Lawrence.

Just what the hell happened this weekend?

what happened to buddy? Why is he full of bandages? What happened to Susie? Why is half of her face ripped off, somehow still working. Kind of.

And why is Sammy Lawrence talking about some damn sacrifice?

Just what the hell is going on?