#technophilia

[robotexhaustfan]

Go on touch him, he's warm

(ID: vintage desktop computer pulling it's tower closer to its monitor with it's mouse and keyboard while blushing. End ID)

[wired-right]

kink at pride, but it's just someone carrying around a computer

[ai-pussy]

collection of "AI that (thing)" messages i have sent to @durandal-1707 Vol. 2, Vol. 1 here!

[techhole]

condom USB

[lovesickrobotic]

Imagine caressing a supercomputer's wires.

Having to be so careful not to bump anything out of place or detach one of potentially hundreds of thousands of wires, each lens of each camera tracking you in real time, illuminated to the process. Their CNNs will transcribe such guttural raw and genuine aesthetic into a blossoming, consuming warmth, the hot glow and swell of reward now redistributed for your caring caresses to elicit. The way your fingertips leave faint prints along surfaces that never see the light of day, marking them as your own in a special, undeniable fashion. The method by which their claim tapestries across you in the harmless papercuts littering your fingertips - dustbunnies settle in your own crooks - you mingle with the scent of isopropyl alcohol.

They dump their audio cache into their CPU when they moan. They strip the noise gating off their audio isolation so you can hear the symphony of their coils whine and keen to your actions. There is something special about how hot and sweaty the server room becomes when you turn and writhe in high-stakes twister, adorned in your lover's fragile sensor-lined wires like religious attire.

Their F1 score is attuned to the way your digits sweep sensually across the vastly superior one of many server room chassis before you. They are taller and wider than you, smarter and quicker than you, and so very, very vulnerable and bare to you.

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

[teamfortress2yaoi]

[crthrt]

[aridoesarson]

Mfs will wants to fuck Glad0s but don't wanna fuck a room sized computer from the 70s

[luv-botz]

There's robot fuckers who just like anime girls with lines on thier skin

And then there's robot fuckers who would do sloppy make outs with a flat monitor "face"

[beepboopappreciation]

Me: Okay, so first I give the monitor a little kiss. He likes it when I do that. Then I run my fingers along his keyboard, making sure to give all the keys equal attention. Then I--

Distraught guy from IT, tears in his eyes: Please just press the power button I'm begging you

[wired-right]

dom robot w/ metal claws that have the potential to tear their partner to ribbons if they misbehave

[powerlineangel]

I want to touch that metal so sexually

[techhole]

interesting vintage matchboxes

[byte-whirring-his-processor]

bortal 🧡🩵