#shitpost xx

[emeow-blog]

i know at least 70% of the gimmicks will pick rosin

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts]

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

day 137 of roboposting until the boi gets in

is we somehow get HOS i will be a very happy rat

[steadymongerbatscissors]

Ranger Reject Shitpost (Spoilers)

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XX:There she was holding hands with Hibiki. My Hibiki!

Hibiki:Less than 20 feet away from was XX. My XX

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Yakushi:I don’t want a women like Yulimerida. I want Yulimerida! She’s perfect. I’ve loved her for years. She’s warm and kind and beautiful. I’ve never been so in love with someone.

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D:A girl is interested in me and I’m not gonna ignore it.

Yumeko:D I want you.

D:You want me to what?

Yumeko:Erm

D:Forgot what your were gonna say happens to me all the time.

[marciliedonato]

if blanka makes it tomorrow i’m shooting all of y’all out of a cannon into space.. 🤠 🥴 😐 🧍🏼‍♀️👨‍🦯  some crimes can never be forgiven.....

[punkitt-is-here]

youre lying . you dont have pronouns i dont belueve you. you have no probouns.

call my ass the way and slarpgs on my G

[luckyspacerabbit]

my favorite line from mass effect is when former c-sec agent Harkin (now known as fade) stood up in the middle of Chora’s Den and shouted “its HARKIN’ TIME!” where he then proceeded to throw up all over himself, pissing a little into his alcohol stained pants, and exploded into five million little pieces all over Shepard and crew

[caindiis]

the best part of having an mc sprite is that i can do shit like this now

[moonysfavoritetoast]

ok ok i’m listening to lovejoy (i do it too much tbh) and jshdksjdksjd makes me wanna jump up and down what

[rosalinesurvived]

Aaron probably knew Nicky before he knew Andrew at random, brief intervals and whatever and had to watch as Nicky “chose” Germany and Erik and Aaron had to go back to the clusterfuck that was Tilda. Not only this, but he had to live with Luther like Andrew lived with Tilda.

New headcanon: Aaron is just as protective of Nicky as Andrew is of his twin, just chooses to blank the concept in his head wholeheartedly

[buriedabove]

leon is a biter in the streets & the sheets, send tweet.

[emeow-blog]

erm if this gets to 1k ill actually post my writing that ive been promising to post!! (on ao3 and tumblr!)

[blackbloodedisabel]

[brother-genitivi]

pov: ur dressing up to break into chateau haine

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

day 26 of roboposting until the boi makes it in

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

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