#rosestarkiller

[iguessit-sgrace]

if the skittles made a band it would sound exactly like måneskin. especially with barty as the lead singer, (specifically if you headcanon him to be italian) (which i do) it just makes so much SENSE in my head

plus

the imagery of barty draping himself over evan, arching his back towards the crowd with a wink as his crop top rides up and shows his tattoos, singing the intro to "beggin" ?!?!?!?!1!?

this is what keeps me up at night y'all lmao

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[xxxregulusblackxxx]

Barty, confused on how Sirius Black, the one who was so loyal to James he left Regulus (his interpretation of the situation) was in jail for selling out James Potter and Lilly Evans to the Dark Lord

Sirius, who is not at all confused by how Barty Crouch Jr. The crazy guy who was always too possessive and loyal to his baby brother and Rosier was in jail for being a death eater

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Dorcas: do you ever feel like kissing girls?

* at the same time *

Evan: no.

Regulus: no.

Barty: no.

Evan:

Regulus:

Barty:

Dorcas:

Dorcas: well i do.

[not-rab]

Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

[sweetnnaivete]

evan, regulus, and barty

[deathnguts]

Barty: Why do you always get mad at me and never at Evan?!

Regulus: Because you’re a repeat offender.

Barty: So is Evan!

Regulus: *gasp* He would never.

Evan, cuddled up with his head agaisnt Regulus’ chest and Regulus’ fingers scratching his totally innocent whittle head: I would never.

[eveningstarjelly]

Regulus becomes a child of divorce when playing video/board games with Rosekiller

[youdrewstarsxaroundmyscars]

Nicknames for the Slytherin Skittles i wish i saw more

Barty: B or Bee

Evan: Ev or Rosie

Dorcas: Cas

Pandora: Dora

[klarolinexluv]

I just know rosekiller have asked Regulus for a threesome.

[prongsfish]

the world can kick me, hit me, and spit in my face, but it can never take shipping every combination possible from regulus, james, barty, and evan away from me

[regulusblock]

Regulus: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Barty: [crouches down]

Evan: [gets on knees]

Regulus:

Regulus: I hope you both end up in hell!

[iloveyoublue]

as a firm regulus/barty/evan being hogwarts roommates believer, if you don’t think regulus had a little sign with the amount of times barty got pushed off the beds for being a little shit ur so wrong

[nixnight1]

Evan: what will I tell Reg? He wants to wear them tonight

Barty: Well, I don't know. Tell him to wear his own rings

Evan: These were his rings!!

Barty: Nooo...NO. You lent me Regulus' rings?? I'm not allowed to borrow his stuff!!

Evan: Why not??

Barty: Because I lose his stuff!!

--- a few hours later ---

Barty: Hey

Evan: Did you find it??

Barty: The snake ring? No. But I found my sunglasses under the couch 😎. I've been looking for these since last summer

Evan: those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me

Barty: Okay, calm down, here they are

Regulus from his room: Evan, do you have them??

Evan: Give me a minute! *whispering* What do we do!!

Barty: I don't know. I don't know!!

Evan: Alright, well, we'll just have to tell Regulus, that's all

Barty: Bloody hell, he's going to kill me

Evan: I could tell him it was all my fault...

Barty: Oh, that'd be grate

Evan: you own me

Barty: Anything

Evan: Regulus, can I talk to you fir a second??

Regulus: Yeah, what is it??

Evan: Uhm...I lost one of the rings you lent me

Regulus shocked:...

Evan: I'm sorry, I am so so sorry

Regulus: Wow...all right, well, what can you do? If you lost it...you lost it...

Evan: I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so so terrible

Regulus: Alright, Ev, that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose

Evan: No :(

Regulus: Look at you, come here

-- Evan and Regulus share a hug --

Regulus: You feel better?

Evan: Yeah, you're the best

Barty: *OFFENDED*

Barty: Okay wait a minute. I can't do this. Listen, honey, it was not Evan’s fault, he lent me the rings and I lost one. I'm so sorry, hun, I feel terrible * with his arms open looking for a hug*

Regulus:...

Regulus: That it's EXACTLY why I don't lend you stuff!!

Barty:...

Regulus: FIRST it's my jewelry. If its not my jewelry, it's my green sweater. If its not my green sweater it's my sunglasses

Barty: *with his arms down* your sunglasses??

Regulus: Yes!

Evan: Oh right!

[sweetnnaivete]

obsessed with the idea of evan and regulus speaking french together and barty just sitting there like 😀

[deathnguts]

Evan ‘I hate cooking, but I love stirring the pot’ Rosier

Regulus ‘it’s not entitlement, if I deserve it’ Black

Barty ‘I just got out of prison’ Crouch Jr