dennis often puts his arm around mac and we as a fanbase interpret that as them being comfortable and cute with eachother like a couple but it’s absolutely fucking sending me that they had a movie night and somehow dennis and Old Man ended up like this. what was the logic in such an arrangement. does he just do this with whoever is closest to him. CRYING
Mac got some catharsis with the dance and his dad, but transferred all his daddy please love me energy to Dennis in season 14, making his crush and kicked puppy feelings since the suburbs worse. Discuss.
Right, so Dennis' first course of action for 'getting Mac out of the house' was to meet him on a dating app as a fake person named Johnny, buy Mac remote controlled anal beads and convince him to go about his daily tasks with them in, form a close enough relationship with him that Mac tells Dennis about Johnny, and keep this up for what has to be many weeks to months of back and forth "almost" hook-ups
as opposed to, you know, just getting Mac a real boyfriend using the foolproof dating system for men that he's had for 15 years? The dating system that would have worked for Mac securing a boyfriend if it hadn't been for the fact that Johnny was still on his mind?
a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.