#like wow imagine if he had a boyfriend dennis then hed be out of the house much more often than

[charmac]

Right, so Dennis' first course of action for 'getting Mac out of the house' was to meet him on a dating app as a fake person named Johnny, buy Mac remote controlled anal beads and convince him to go about his daily tasks with them in, form a close enough relationship with him that Mac tells Dennis about Johnny, and keep this up for what has to be many weeks to months of back and forth "almost" hook-ups

as opposed to, you know, just getting Mac a real boyfriend using the foolproof dating system for men that he's had for 15 years? The dating system that would have worked for Mac securing a boyfriend if it hadn't been for the fact that Johnny was still on his mind?

Yeah, sure, that's cool.