#ineffable idiots

[angellilou-art]

Oops ⚔️🐍

[angie-words]

Did I spend some of this week outlining ideas for a Good Omens AU? Yes. Has it written itself? Sadly not. Clearly, there is no greater tragedy than the writer realising they must actually write at some point /s

In the meantime, enjoy your regularly-scheduled memes 🥳

Previous meme dump!

EDIT: now with bonus meme!

[metalmiez]

Ineffable Husbands, happy together 🖤🤍

„C‘mere, silly angel!“ Crowley grumbled and pulled Aziraphale in a hug that included arms and legs fully wrapped around Aziraphale‘s body, so there was no chance of escape. The joy over the tiny squealing noise the angel gave off should be illegal. No one, especially not a vicious demon like Crowley, should be so pleased with a noise like this. But he was. He indulged it. As his face snuggled into the soft curve of the angel‘s neck, he heard a sigh of defeat and he grinned devilishly.

Oh, what a good demon he was.

„Are you gonna hold on like this for long, my dearest?“

‚My dearest‘. It still felt off to be adressed like this. It shouldn’t feel so good, but it did. The demon hummed in satisfaction as the angel gave in into the touch and leaned his head against Crowley's temple.

"That's quite nice of you to-"

"'m not nice. Don't even know what this word means"

Aziraphale huffed in amusement, wriggled on of his arms free and put his hand on the side of Crowley's face, directly over the tiny snake tattoo that started to tickle in excitement.

"As you say so, darling"

Another pet name. If he had less control over his body, he'd probably blush.

"Grm"

"If you don't mind, I put some water on the boil for a nice cup of tea. So if you let go, this would be very demonic of you", the angel squirmed after some moments of embracing in silence. A little grumble escaped the demon's throat as he lifted his head. Oh, the smug idiot. Aziraphale looked at him like the hundreds of times he tried to politely send the demon away if he got one of 'the really good ones'-book he wanted to read.

Instead of letting go, Crowley rolled his eyes and pressed his lips against the angels soft cheek, lingered in the motion as long as possible, listening to his angel’s silly giggle about the sudden affection. He was happy. He really was.

Everything was like it always had to be.

🌈Happy Pride Month, my fellow Queerdos 🌈

To celebrate this occasion, I had to draw our ineffable Idiots, obviously 😂

They need all the love in S3 ❤️

[sleeepingpill1110]

😇😈

[elizabetharte]

A chibi Story 🩵🐍

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

trying to record a Good Omens parody of Wait for It from Hamilton. when I managed to look Crowley-ish from shirt up, but I was still wearing beige pants, @robinprinceofchaos blessed me with this absolute gem of a message:

aziraphale bottom crowley top

...before realising.

[agoodflyting]

A Comparison of Aziraphale and Crowley's Clothes in the Bastille Scene of GO

ok so I am not super duper expert on this subject (and anyone who is more knowledgeable than me is invited to add to this post) but I know a little about 18th century menswear and I realized that some people didn't realize just how cheeky the costume designer of GO was being in that scene? Because Aziraphale's clothing isn't just outdated in the modern scenes. He's consistently decades behind the times and the Bastille scene is the best example of this, because he is literally in a time and place where being behind the times in what's fashionable can (and nearly does) get him killed.

Costume screencaps shamelessly stolen from user @thundercrackfic (here and here if you just want the good stuff without my commentary)

[ratkingsaz]

I've returned from my 1000 year tumblr slumblr to say happy pride good omens disaster gays

[ineffablecastielsstuff]

We all know they aren't talking at the moment, but if I bend my elbow...

Had to share with people who would get it 😄

[the-snek-of-eden]

Aziraphale: Are we fighting or flirting? Crowley: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Aziraphale: Your point?

[crowleys-hips]

Ocean

who knew that a whole ocean  could be less than an inch wide? its entire depth  held there in the vastness  of your curious eyes i'm so afraid of drowning -all the time- but you reassure me  i can breathe underwater. now it turns out  i had never known oxygen  until i dove  into those silver blue waves and took my first breath 

there inside  i've found a multiverse  encapsulated  in the finite fragility  of a human-shaped frame

that face is merely a mask and i've seen you without it there, ensconced beneath your kind gaze and gentle smile lives a fierce, ferocious passion  a devotion to your convictions  that bleeds into the world around you in rivulets of truths masked as embellished lies  a driving force that crushes my reality into fantastic fragments  of distorted visions  that finally  make life  make sense 

i see scars that resemble my own i see that deeply rooted solitude that's entrenched into our very souls pervasive and persistent throughout ages of a winless fight  that singles us out  as renegades 

look at Us lucky Us here is our deliverance  in furtive glances late nights and kisses shared from light years away

your fingerprints are indelible  on my broken chest your careful digits weave golden thread  through gaping wounds and fill the cracks anointing them with hallowed words

you sing, and time stops to listen your voice alone  makes whole worlds bloom  the hours and minutes and seconds follow the cadence  of your breath and heartbeat 

i wonder

if i kiss your hands would i be blessed  with infinite lives  across any dimension? should my tongue  worship your fingertips  would i find absolution?

i don't think i existed before you i have suffered a rebirth of sorts not through my despair  but through the undeserved blessing of your voice calming my fears cutting through the deafening noise  that besieges my crumbling mind flaring my terror of safety  and gently guiding me home with your hand in mine 

i'm still so afraid

but i'm not drowning now

i'm learning to swim

(i'm sorry if this was a bit much. things got out of hand.)

taglist under the cut:

@goodomensafterdark @wibbly-wobbly-blog @phantomram-b00 @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @charlotte-zophie @crowleys-curl @quoththemaiden @thewibblylever @genderqueer-hippie @lickthecowhappy @celestialcrowley @im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley @sabotage-on-mercury @ineffabildaddy @ineffable-rohese @rainbowcrowley @alwaysbemybae @fearandhatred @roof-of-trees @weasleywrinkles @brokewokebespoke @eybefioro @captainblou @amagnificentobsession

if you wanna be added/removed lemme knoww

[lordroma]

Second frame #370

[mxxnpills]

happy pride month to my two favorite silly guy × scottish fellow ships

[speckledsnowbeast]

In which a (totally not nice) sea serpent can't help but spoil his Angelfish...or at least he hopes they'll be his angelfish someday... maybe he should find him another snack.

Happy end of Mermay everyone! I know I'm not very active on here, but I wanted to have a little fun with the ineffables in scales~

While I do have a lot of works coming down the pipeline (mostly all my current hyperfixation), sadly most of them are for bangs... so no show till it's time~ if you want to watch me work though, you can often find me in @mrghostrat 's Discord server!

[orth82]

Quick little Uziraphale & Bildaddy sketch for ya 🖤 Happy weekend, all! 🤍

And the colour version:

[kittygirl2210]

Happy Birthday, Good Omens TV show

I can't believe it's been 5 years, it feels like it has been simultaneously longer and also shorter.