#heheh thanks <3

[frankenjoly]

what about kunichuuzai + "why are you looking at me like that?" (Maybe even pre relationship....👀)

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

Kunikida was, by no means, noticing right then. Quite the opposite, he had been aware for around half an hour prior saying something, and had recently reached the point of not being able to keep going on about his day and tasks without bringing attention to that topic.

“Looking at you like what?” Daza instantly answered.

“Yeah, like what?” Chûya then followed suit, managing to even sound innocent. Or maybe he was willing to let some things slide more when it came to Chûya because the redhead was a visitor, and therefore not slacking off work like Dazai.

“Dunno, like that.” Like he was the eighth world wonder, more or less, but Kunikida didn’t know how to say so without melting from embarrassment.

“And how are we gonna be aware of what we’re doing and change it if you don’t explain it properly, Kunikida-kun?” He specifically chose to turn his back to them, and yet it wasn’t enough to turn a blind eye to Dazai’s smugness while letting all those words out. The audible ‘Hm’ coming from Chûya shortly after didn’t help either. “You used to be a teacher, so y’know how the best approach to change any behavior starts with stating clearly what’s wrong, right?”

“Ah, shut up.” Kunikida turned his head to stare at them both, then directed his attention to Chûya specifically as if pleading for some help with… whatever that was going on at that point.

Except that one time, Chûya didn’t take his side.

“Sorry, honey.” Honey? “I’m afraid sometimes this idiot’s right, and this is one of those, so… will you tell us, please?”

Holy shit, they weren’t famous when teaming up for nothing.

(Also on ao3.)

[corffee]

“Just to save you, I give all of me

I can hear you screamin’ out callin’ me

It’s my fault, made you fall for me

So it save you, I give my all…”

-“Calling,” Metro Boomin

Without trail vers under the cut

[caelanglang]

Shhhh…. They’re busy recharging and being in love

[zu-is-here]

This made me think of Dust and Swap leaving their respective theaters at the same time, halfway through the movie, to buy an extra refill of popcorn.

My mind has nothing concrete but something tells me it could be an interesting conversation ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭ (maybe also a little awkward?)

**********

Chaotic duo ♡

[deklo]

that’s how it went right (ref C1)

bonus:

[protagonist-art]

cant believe they did that to MY blorbo!!!!!!! wtf

[themisterhip]

Happy genos (/:''>)/

[sunkissedlouis]

chicago 🤭 | faith in the future world tour in barcelona, spain 10.06.23

[sollucets]

— evening sun, jane kenyon

as long as he lives one day, I'll live that day with him.

[lilbeanz]

hello beanz, hope you're doing well! do you have any useless worldbuilding headcanons or jodt facts which are utterly useless or very mildly useful to the plot?

Hello lovely💗 I'm doing well, and I hope the same for you!

And gah! This is such a good ask! Definitely a thinker, too 🤭

The Useful Headcanons:

• The Wizarding World is called the Wixen World because fuck the patriarchy. (And yes, I realise both "wizard" and "witch" can be perceived as gender neutral, but typically, wizards are male, and witches are female (ugh👎))

• There are more magical schools than just eLEvEn, because as a wise man once said:

Take it from Hermione and Draco in GS,ch4:

“There’s around fifty in all of Europe,” Hermione began.

“Another fifty in Asia,” Draco carried on.

“Several in the Americas.”

“A handful of smaller schools scattered across the Pacific Islands.”

“And near a hundred in Africa.”

• Generally, wix are not homophobic, transphobic, or racist. Their prejudice problems revolve around blood and magical creatures.

Historically speaking, the Victorian era really fucked up Muggle society. And, yes, there was homophobic/racist ideology pre-Victorian era (1600s - 1700s), but by then, the magic and muggle world was already at odds with each other (Statute of Secrecy was eatablished in 1692) -- why would purebloods concern themselves with such trivial Muggle bigotry?

• Which leads me to my next worldbuilding point; Paganism. Traditional witchcraft and its influences on both the Wixen and Muggle worlds. Pureblood families are known to celebrate the Wheel of the Year -- equinoxes and solstices etc... Paganism existed before the statute and still exists into the Muggle world of course, which is how Muggles have wicca and the craft. Why Wiccan Muggles gather at Stone Henge for the summer solstice and all sorts. It just makes sense 🤌✨️

• Wolfstar. That's it. That's the whole bullet point. Just. Wolfstar.

• In Pureblood society, there is an unspoken hierarchy. The Malfoys' circle consisted of the Goyles, the Crabbes, and the Notts (and other notable Death Eater names), as well as the Parkinsons, the Greengrasses, and many other blood purist sympathisers.

Draco grew up with Greg, Vince, Pansy, Daphne, and Theo. The coming war will surely test the strength of childhood bonds...

• The divide between Draco and his father means Draco is becoming his own person as opposed to following in his father's footsteps. Draco finds himself striving to be a little more like his mother, and a lot more like himself.

The fire of rebellion flourishes inside him, but how far can he go before the flames grow out of his control?

The Not So Useful & Sort of Silly Headcanons:

• Crabbe and Goyle are not as thick as some people (*cough* Harry *cough*) perceive. Vince is a Transfiguration whizz-kid & Greg enjoys art.

• Pansy Parkinson falls in love very easily, but also very quickly moves onto her next meal -- ah, her next fixation.

• Mad-Eye Moody enjoyed a very relaxed year of his retirement from 1994 to 1995, with absolutely no home intrusions or attacks from dark wix.

• Lucius Malfoy has an unhealthy obsession with white peacocks. Especially his prized darling, Bartholomew Armand Malfoy the Third.

• Dobby has a cupboard specifically for storing all of his socks at Hogwarts.

• Professor Burbage had a groovy flower-power phase in the 70s.

• Harry sometimes finds himself talking to Draco's embroidered portrait on the Black family tapestry at Grimmauld Place.

• Erik, Nikolaj, and Katrina embark on a journey across America after graduating from Durmstrang. In their travels, they may discover many things...

I'm sure there's more! But here's what I can think of off the top of my head! 🥰💕

[triona-tribblescore]

I love your new au and I can't wait to see more of it! but au donnie is kinda reminding me of the caterpillar from epic lol (don't tell him I said that) 😂

He is in denial.

[frankenjoly]

For the honesty ask game: do you think the buraiha idiots have all kissed one another in their golden days? (I do)

yeah lksjdlkj like at least lil pecks on drunken dares

also i can totally see them going like "ow woah i love u guys so much *big smooch in cheek*" both drunk and sober

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Do you wanna draw a mouse wearing a flower as a hat?

Well i tried but you get a mouse with a flowery hat instead sorry

She is really pretty

[caelanglang]

The Language of Messed Up Kids (who never bothered to talk)

⚠️ blood and weapons

[zu-is-here]

this post is dedicated to a man who literally took my breath away and made me shamelessly cast so many glances at him to memorize all the curves of this big and tall body cause “Good Lord, adult!Aim is real?”

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

this appeared in my head as i was reading your essay and wouldnt leave me alone until i made it

THIS IS AMAZING??? and this is a canon fact btw!!! i would know i was there in the boardroom when alhaitham and kaveh were designed, i was the table <333