#kunichuuzai

[bnesszai]

“I don’t want to scare you away with my… infatuation.” + kunichuuzai hehe

"I don't want to scare you away with my.... infatuation."

A beat of silence. Then, Chuuya laughs, pressing his face into Dazai's shoulder. Dazai coughs into their hand, looking endlessly amused.

Kunikida thinks he might die, actually. "Never mind," he turns around and takes a step. "Forget I said anything."

"Wait, no!" Chuuya reaches out, mirth still clinging to their lips. "Sorry."

"Kunikida-kun is an idiot."

Chuuya elbows Dazai in the ribs. He pulls on Kunikida's sleeve. "Please, come back."

"I--"

"Kunikida-kun!" Dazai sings, and then grabs his arm, yanking him down onto the futon. He lands on his back, sprawled across both their laps. "Surely you don't believe we'd let you leave now."

Chuuya's face is right above his, smiling, eyes full of life. He's breathtaking.

"You didn't scare us," Chuuya says.

A smirk is in Dazai's lips, eyes full of mischief. They're breathtaking, too, in their own way. "We were wondering how long it take for you to confess."

Kunikida feels his entire body turn red. "Huh?"

"You're not slick," Dazai says. "Your gaze lingers, you asked weird questions about the slug and our relationship, you--"

"Please stop," Kunikida says.

Chuuya brushes a hand through his hair. "You're stuck with us now, you know that?"

"Til death do us part!" Dazai sings, reaching one hand to Chuuya's jaw and the other to Kunikida's leg. "So, hopefully soon then."

Chuuya hits him upside the head. "Don't ruin the moment, you suicidal maniac."

When Dazai laughs, it's warm and filled with adoration.

[c0riiander]

well of course it starts from the boss

[lotus-pear]

You choose kunizai, skk choose you. Can I introduce you to a marvelous invention which will fix all your problems? Kunichuzai

you know........................i think you might be onto something anon. anyway this is my honest interpretation of them

[shininas-ideals]

Kunichuzai?? 👀

*nods* Kunichuzai

Dazai's already halfway through a relationship with those two, and I mentioned in a previous post how much potential Kunikida and Chuuya have, now it's up for the writers to deliver

[inamagicalhallucination]

pm game night - fuck marry kill edition

tachihara: okay!! chuuya-san, fuck marry kill, akutagawa, dazai, kunikida

chuuya: marry akutagawa

akutagawa: ew

chuuya: fuck kunikida

akutagawa: ew

chuuya: kill dazai

tachihara: fair enough

higuchi: what about u tachihara, fuck marry kill - akutagawa-senpai, weretiger, gin-san

tachihara: hmm marry gi-

akutagawa: RASHOMON

gin:

higuchi:

kajii: okkayyy higuchi!! fuck marry kill - lemon bombs, me, akutagawa

chuuya: you're playing it wrong! u cant say lemon bombs

kouyou: honestly, how crude...

chuuya: i'll go. fuck marry kill, akutagawa: the weretiger, higuchi, tachihara

higuchi, blushing: oh-

akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger

higuchi:

gin:

chuuya: ...that can't be healthy

kouyou, scoffing: fuck marry kill, dazai, tachihara, ranpo

chuuya: fuck dazai, kill dazai, marry da- oh

kouyou: exactly

higuchi: wait ! chuuya-san fuck marry kill, kunikida, ranpo, tachihara

chuuya: hmm

chuuya: fuck kunikida, marry kunikida, kill dazai

higuchi:

kajii: wait i get it now! akutagawa! fuck marry kill-

akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger

kajii: i didn't even finish

tachihara, finally waking up covered in blood: am i dead

gin, writing to tachihara: fuck marry kill, weretiger, higuchi, tanizaki

tachihara: hmm fuck wereti-

akutagawa: RASHOMON

[cojo-lame]

Why wasn't he invited :(

[inclementish]

was anyone else a fan of this meme format on twitter?

[strayingsocks]

this came to me in a dream (someone help dazai please)

[haventseensun]

love wins

[cvntkisser]

"would you slap your coworker in the face for 1 million yen?"

Kunikida and Chuuya at the exact same time in the most dead serious tones: i'd slap that bastard in the face even if i had to pay money to do it.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunichuuzai

Dazai: Chuuyyaaa!

Chuuya: walking in What?!

Dazai: jumps up You remember years back when we saw those protests going past the Port Mafia building?!

Chuuya: Er yeah? Yeah I do. You dragged me to go see em when we were supposed to get Elise cupcakes.

Dazai: Yess! Shaking him by the shoulders You remember that one guy?! You know that one really really hot guy?!

Chuuya: Stop shaking me shoves him off Yeah, yeah I know the one with the purple streaks and the jean jacket?

Dazai: Yes, him!

Chuuya: Okay? Why are you freaking out?

Dazai: That guy is Kunikida!

Chuuya:... Shut up. There's no way.

Dazai: Yes way! Holds up a picture of teenage Kunikida Katai told me Kunikida had a emo phase in secondary school and I bribed him for a picture. Look at him, and tell me I'm wrong.

Chuuya: looks at the picture Holyshit! It's him! It's, holyshit!

Dazai: Right!

Chuuya: What are the chances... We watched him punch a cop!

Dazai: I know!

Kunikida: walks in I'm home... Why are you too looking at me like that?

Chuuya: We got so damn lucky.

Dazai: That we did. Grins Soo Kunikida, how do you feel about hair dye?

[kyoukamybeloved]

bsd as sillies:

[evilkaeya]

Both chuuya and kunikida are like. fuck dazai we don't care abt him let him die for all we care and then check up on him daily and make sure he eats well and calls him the best partner and fights a dragon to save him like. okay.

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

This is kunichuuzai, I’m not elaborating

[shininas-ideals]

Inspired by @spicyswordpalace 's Kunichuzai 16 y/o series because they're all I ever think about now

[inamagicalhallucination]

sometimes i like to imagine hirotsu is just the go to guy for crush ranting

like my man will be trying to relax, have a drink, and chuuya will burst in like "can you fucking believe the NERVE of that bastard DAZAI????"

and then after a few hours of that, he'll be like finally, but then higuchi will come in like "akutagawa senpai is so handsome but gin is kind of cool too, i don't know what to-"

and then after a few hours of that, akutagawa will burst in like "THAT DAMNED WERETIGER SMILED AT ME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I KILL HIM???"

and after a few hours of that

chuuya bursts in again like "WHY IS THAT BASTARD DAZAI'S NEW PARTNER SO TALL AND WHO EVEN GROWS OUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT WHY DID DAZAI GET A HANDSOME PARTNER WHY NOT ME"

and after a bit of that akutagawa bursts in again "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THREATENED THE WERETIGER BUT HE JUST GIGGLED AND NOW I HAVE A DATE"

and then after a few hours of that he tries to relax and tachihara bursts in like "I LIKE GIN DOES THAT MEAN IM GAY"

and after a few hours of that-