#dude its lije

[marshber]

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[impscar]

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[g1gglee-rxccoon]

I dare you to infodump about your favorite topic

Infodump:

IT (2017 ver)

First. The gang.

PATRICK HOCKSTETTER. HOT, HOT AND MEAN VERY HOT VERY MEAN

HENRY BOWERS. acts like my oldest brother also bitch and also very upsetti

IT

This clown bitch is so interesting yet so boring at the same time

Like dude you live in a sewer with kids you eat???

Losers!!

Bill- HES A LITTLE GUY ALSO HE'S LIKE A LITLE KID LIKE HES SO PLANNED OUT AND COOL AND LIKE NOOOO GEORGIE!! WE GOTTA FIND HIM GUYS :((

Beverly- HOT. pretty. aAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ben- hes so smart wtf

Eddie- FAVOURITE GERMAPHOBE EVER

Mike- he's a little guy :)

Richie- annoying chaotic little shit ishfh

Stanley- HIS FATHER SUCKS BALLS.

(Same applies to beverly's father)

AND TO SUMMARISE IT BASICALLY GEORGIE AKA BILLS BROTHER GETS EATEN BY PENNYWISE AND BILL IS LIKE HES IN THE BARRENS!!! AND THE OTHERS ARE LIKE ITS NOT WORTH IT BUT THEY PLAY IN PISS AND SHIT SEWER WATER AND OUT COMES BEN, "THIS GUY'S LEAKING HAMBURGER HELPER!" RICHIE SAID AND THEN HES LIJE GET IN THERE DOCTOR K😼

AND THEN THEY STEAL STUFF AND YEAH AND LIKE OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT GETS FUCKED UO AND THERES A ROCK FIGHT

"GO BLOW YOUR DAD YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE"

ITS JUST SO GOOD AND FUNNY AND ALSO A LITTLE SCARY AT THE SAME TJME AND THEN LIKE IT GETS REVEALED IN THE SECOND MOVIE BUT RICHIE IS IN FUCKING LOVE WOTH EDDIE AND ITS JUST. AAAAAAAAAA

[pastelpaperplanes]

Was ratchet overprotective of reiki when she was younger?

Of course he was!

Just not as intense as Drift was though. Ratchet would ask for all the details on who she was going out with, where they were going, what they were doing, checking to make sure her signal was on, all the stuff a pretty worried parent would do before letting their kid out for a night of fun.

Drift however wouldn’t ask for any of that bc he INSISTED that he’d either go w Reiki or ‘keep an eye on her’ from afar (Reiki would be mortified if he ever did this ofc, so she settled instead to take at least,,idk,,no less than 3 packs Cybertronian Mace) so yeah. Just a LITTLE protective

[catsnraincoats-archive]

I know many things but if Usain Bolt is a real person is not one of them <3

[ddeeric]

I hate disney remakes but of all the movies id say the little mermaid is RIPE for the remaking

Give ariel a character arc

[cmivr]

snaps / memes cami has sent me at 12-3am

help i tried to find the closest possible pics to the actual things he sent me in dr 😭😭😭 — @joleneswriting @merymikey @kzuhasluvr

camcam standing on the stairs and fake crying with a crappily edited pepa pig next to him, no context, sent at 2 in the morning

sent with the message 'me looking for ur cute lil microscopic ass <3', sent at 12 in the morning

grainy pic zoomed in on cam's red eye and tear stained cheeks with the caption, 'i'm very sorry for calling you short pls unblock my number mi amorita plsplsplspslpslealsle 🥺🥺🥺', sent at 12 in the morning

cami in his chameleon pajamas and his pompompuring plushie in his lap with the caption, 'he looks yummy...', sent at 4 in the morning

sent with the message 'us when ??!??!!?!?!?' at 2 in the morning

cami with dolores's headhand tied around his forehead and a nerfgun pointed at the camera with the caption, 'hiik its lije 5am but i forgor to do my hw ssend ansnwners pls priicnesa', sent at 5 in the morning

camcam in his pastel pink hoodie, holding pokemon cards held in front of his face with the caption, 'dude i was lookign for my phone in tge basement adn ffound these crammed between the couch cushions and they msell kinda like cat piss', sent at 1 in the morning

blurry pic of cam under a blanket(??) / in a dark space and chugging a can of dr pepper with the caption, 'im in ur walls lol', sent at 12 in the morning

[torotits]

idk dude but like the last time j checked google i had lije an hour and a hlaf and i woke up and i nearly home its wack cause jt felt like five minutes tbh

oh u in car? but it's fun!!

[rainbowsplasharty]

I've done nothing but wheeze sneeze and fart for the past week fucking A. Summer colds can kiss my ass I hate this the big fucking town fair is this upcoming week gdi

[mc-slowwalker]

MULLET MULLET MULLET YES

philza being 100000 years old is something I can get behind tbh. my least favourite age hc, which I think I actually hate with a burning passion, is the tommy and tubbo were 9 during the first l’manberg wartime actually ignites a visceral rage in me

yeah!! I managed to make it to pink’s bedwars stream the other day and it was great. yeah lol I was lowkey upset too when foolish was added cause I had no idea who he was but he’s super fun so that’s cool! I like high energy stream more too cause I zone out super easily. unless it’s dream, he can stream anything and I’ll try my hardest to pay attention the whole time

ooooh vet that’s cool. oh my god c!dream going into the dentist after months in prison😭😭😭 I’m imagining c!techno as a beefy pig sitting in the kind of small couch/seats we have in the waiting room. Tommy would 100% bite and then get really mad about getting a toy that we give to little kids after their treatment lol

omg the pet wars 😔😔😔 so sad. everyone in the dsmp is emotionally attached to their animals than anything else and what can I say, I’m the same

oh yeah I also tend to take c!dream criticism to heart more idk why. I’m definitely way more defensive of c!dream apologists than any other they get so much unnecessary shit. though from your other anons it looks like c!sam apologists are getting more shit too which sucks but solidarity ig. oh man I get you I have to tell myself to like take a step back and not take everything so personally. another thing on twitter is that people who vehemently hate c!dream will sometimes just refuse to use /dsmp /roleplay tags like it’s not that hard, tweets without that have already been misinterpreted to hate on cc!dream which just pisses me off like you can have your shit opinion just tag it properly. and like when people tell them to include it they’ll be like “ohh the dream apologists harassed me.” and yeah people genuinely go around calling c!dream apologists abuse apologists and it’s terrible. like I don’t care if you have your bad takes and aren’t willing to discuss them, just tag it properly and don’t shit on c!dream apologists it’s not that hard. though it’s funny the other day, the first time I replied to some shut take on twitter, in a lighthearted manner too, I got instantly blocked and there’s this on person on twt, they’re also on tumblr, that blocks anyone that even slightly disagrees with them. oh well ig

also did you see about that lore that foolish did? it was certainly something

sorry for the late and shorter reply I got halfway through writing this then went to do something then just fell asleep and I just got a notification that ponk is live! and I’m awake so Imma go watch them

Jack Mulletfold I’m on my jack manifold mullet truther arc

The 9 year old thing was bad and I also hated the c!dream was 13 during the l’manburg war thing too like no this is all so much funnier if they are the ages that they are now. And like father like son fundy tried to set a timeline up too (his it’s been a year comment) like no dude stop time doesn’t exist unless it’s real world

With watching streams I’m the exact same way but I usually tune into quackity and tommy’s chill streams as well. I think it’s because I know them enough to care about what they’re saying so the lack of mental stimulation is made up for by my want to care

Wait fuck with the dentist thing would c!techno actually have to go to a vet instead because of anatomy stuff or-

C!Dream is probably missing a few teeth and after not brushing so long ugh

I would joke that c!sapnap’s done nothing wrong but I haven’t forgiven him for henry

I simply don’t user twitter I tried to post a shit post but I don’t understand the tagging system so it flopped. Stopped using it there and then. say what you want about me but you guys gotta know that I’m a petty bitch first and foremost. With the “harassment” stuff I’ve had my fair share of sending anons asking people to tag stuff right and half the time they just say why and then don’t do it. You wanna know why? Please thats why. I have a real issue with the abuse apologist stuff because like bro that’s a serious accusation and it’s overall just seems super inappropriate. It usually doesn’t get to me but if I’m in the wrong mood it can really fuck me up. When cc!wilbur said that every character was morally gray and that c!dream apologists were right & wrong about somethings I was kinda like “oh thank god a streamer I like doesn’t hate me for liking c!dream” and was hella embarrassed that I even let it get me that far skdhfk. Oh yeah about people blocking you there are so many people who have me blocked on here and while I totally encourage using your block button liberally and often I still notice and its like aw man… creeper…… so we back in the mines…….

You’re gonna have to be a little more specific I feel lije foolish has done a lot of lore, though I think I’ve missed most of it. Are you talking about truing to break into the prison? Hilarious that every character despite their opinion on c!dream has at one point attempted to break into the prison. If only c!dream knew that the only common enemy the server needed was a building they were supposed to stay out of

dont say sorry that’s illegal (/j) also the thing I like about anon is that you can come back and respond when ever is best for you? Makes me feel like an old western bar tender who is just vibing. That’s the dream social interaction tbh

[godlydolans]

So does ethan start appearing more in y/n’s life because of Elijah? Do they start warming up to each other? Is y/n seeking other men? i need a updateeeeee

Something Borrowed Masterlist

Takes place after this

She stood in front of the floor length mirror, looking at her reflection. Her under eyes were puffy from the lack of sleep she was experiencing these days. They were a little dark too, which was to be expected. She had a job that required her to work long hours and she was a mother, which was a full time job in itself.

Picking up the little pot of concealer from her vanity, she unscrewed the lid and, dipping her finger in, dabbed the product on her under eyes. Today was the day she was going to meet Ethan.

After her chat with Gideon in his office, she thought a lot. She weighed the pros and cons of having Ethan back in her life, in her kid's life and realised all the cons were related to her and how she would feel uncomfortable around him.

But the pros were all reasons why having his dad in his life would be good for Elijah.

Y/N reached for her favourite lipstick and dabbed some on her lips, adding the same colour to her cheeks and blending it in with her fingers. Running a bit of mascara through her lashes, she stood back and surveyed herself.

The light blue summer dress she was wearing landed a few inches above her knees, the light cotton material molding nicely to her body. The little makeup that she applied, added some colour to her face, making her look healthier.

Elijah was in the bedroom, busy with his Marvel colouring book. Her baby was very sensible for his age, but that didn't mean he hadn't asked Y/N about his father. He never did it often, but whenever he did, Y/N made sure to tell him whatever she could about his dad.

When Elijah had asked her about his father for the first time, she had told her son, he looked just like his dad. She also told him, he and his daddy had the same eyes. She let him know his daddy had a twin brother, which lead him to asking her about twins and how they are made.

He got too distracted by that to ask anything else about his father, and Y/N took a deep breath in relief. He hadn't been old enough to ask her about Ethan and why be wasn't in his life, two year ago, or even one year ago. But now, at 3 years of age, Elijah was old enough to ask her things like that and she was preparing herself for the inevitable too.

And now his father was here. He did know about him and he wanted to meet him. Could she really make any choice other than the obvious one? Ethan was here, he wanted to see Elijah and possibly even wanted to be present in his life.

So she did the only think she really could and she tried to reach him on his old email. She needed to meet up and talk. She needed to see for herself if he was really serious about Elijah. Because if he wasn't, he wouldn't get to meet her son. She'd experienced first hand how indecisive he was. He left her for his wife, that she could bare, but she wouldn't let him abandon her child like that.

"Mama," Elijah's little hands wrapped around her hips from behind. "You look so pretty."

Y/N smiled, her heart melting for her little baby as she turned and hugged him back. God, she loved him so much. Leaning down, she placed a kiss on his curly hair. "Thank you, my love."

He pulled away and looked at her from head to toe. "You going somewhere?"

"Hmm," She responded, "I have a meeting. It won't take long, I'll leave you at uncle G's before I go, okay?"

Elijah's grin broadened at the mention of Gideon's name and he nodded eagerly. "Yes! I missed uncle G!"

Elijah was just seven months old when Y/N left New York and came to LA. Being a single mother was really so much harder than she had ever imagined and she hadn't imagined it to be all roses and sunflowers to begin with. Juggling work and her duties towards her newborn were proving to be very difficult. One terrible incident that almost took Elijah from her, made her realise that she couldn't go on like that. She needed some help.

Gideon was beside her by the next day, helping her pack up her things, telling her he'd already begun baby proofing his house. Y/N was not against moving to Los Angeles if it meant staying near Gideon. There would be at least someone she could call at the time of emergency, knowing he'd be with her within minutes. She trusted her best friend with Elijah. He was his Godfather, the person who had been the first to hold him after her when he was born.

As far as living in his house was concerned, Gideon wasn't ready to hear a no.

"Y/N, don't be ridiculous," He'd reprimanded, looking at her with a frown marring his face while a sleeping baby Elijah drooled on expensive shirt. "You know I have more than enough space for the three of us, it's not like I'll be giving up my room for you or anything. And you don't have a job there. Let's tackle one problem at a time?"

Y/N was speechless by that point, completely overcome with emotions. Her throat hurt from the tears she was holding back. So she just pressed her lips together, trying to hide their tremble as she nodded her head.

"You'll get jobs in LA, I know that. You've already got your foot in the industry. Just do what you love to do, make a name for yourself, don't worry about looking for a place to live and all that. I'm fucking single, dude, I live alone. I'd love to have you and this little munchkin live with me. Hell, I've been telling you to make the move for ages."

Y/N watched how he rocked Elijah gently, making sure to keep one hand securely on his head while the other rubbed his back. Sleepily, her baby closed his tiny fist around Gideon's collar and sighed. The tears fell down her cheeks and she let them go, placing her own head on Gideon's shoulder. "Thank you."

He let his head rest on top of hers, saying only this much. "You know you've always got me. You didn't have to do this alone, Y/N/N. I won't let you do this alone when I can clearly be of some help."

And he was. He was of tremendous help. She lived with him for two years, and those two years easily went by with Gideon there whenever she needed him. Whenever she needed to work late, she knew he was there with Elijah. Gideon raised Elijah with Y/N. He shares that bond with her son, that Ethan would have, had he been there since the beginning.

Ever since they moved into her new place, Elijah missed Gideon tremendously, even though Gideon made sure they didn't go more than two days without seeing each other.

"Can we stay with uncle G today?" Elijah asked with expectant eyes and Y/N sighed.

"We'll see, hon." Turning back to the mirror, Y/N pulled all her hair into a twist and secured it with a hair clutcher.

"I'll go pack my bag!" Elijah zoomed out of the room, leaving his mother to second guess everything she was doing.

She surveyed her appearance from the top of her head to the sandles she wore on her feet. Was she too dressed up? She didn't want him to think she'd gussied up for him.

Because she hadn't!

She wore dresses around the house, half of her wardrobe was filled with them and it was the mid of july, she wouldn't have worn Jeans?

Was her makeup too much?

But she'd hardly applied anything. She did makeup on others for a living and knew that minimal amount she'd used was nothing in comparison to what people usually wore.

Heart beating in her ear, she forced herself to turn away from the mirror. She was making herself nervous, thinking about silly stuff. If didn't matter what she looked like, she wasn't going there to walk some ramp. She'd just go, hear what he had to say, clear some of the things from her side and see if she could allow him into Elijah's life.

That was it.

"Fuck, why the fuck are you nervous?" She hissed at herself as she began collecting her makeup and putting it away, annoyed for letting Ethan Dolan affect her. "Its just him. You're not meeting the Queen of Engla-"

"Mama! Where's my Ironman?!" Elijah's voice from somewhere in his room made her jump. The watch on her wrist showed that she had one hour before the meeting. She needed to leave in a few.

"I'm coming!" Y/N took one last look in the mirror, before she turned around and walked out of the room. "I'm coming, 'Lije!"

[sleeposaurus]

Noah fence but looking at trans pride pics makes me wanna cry and maybe die??? Like ill never be seen as a transboy(tm) by anyone irl so whats the fuckin point in being myself

[chaoticghost21]

How do I gain confidence to be naked around people?

I DO NOT KNOW MY DUDE. THE ONLY TIME I'VE BEEN NAKED AROUND OTHERS WAS DURING THESE GAMES OF TRUTH OR DARE ME AND SOME OTHERS USED TO PLAY AND WE WERE ALL REALLY CLOSE AND NO ONE WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO MAKE OTHERS INSECURE. AND IT WAS JUST LIJE EVERYONE WAS COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHERS BODIES BUT NOT IN A CREEPY WAY IT WAS JUST TO MAKE EVERYONE FEEL COMFORTABLE. I GUESS ITS JUST LIKE IF YOU ARENT THE ONLY NAKED ONE IT HELPS. LIKE THERE WERE THREE OF US ALL NAKED, PLUS I WASNT THE FIRST ONE NAKED SO I WAS OKAY WITH IT I GUESS? I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[kennnysparks]

BOSS GAIN WIN: 🌞😄😋 1.This morning i got road rage lol. I got so mad that i almost followed this person accross the dumbarton bridge, i felt real dumb kuz it would of cost me like 5 dollars just to get back over da bridge anger ken be expensive, sumtimes i cant afford to get angry, sumtimes im not rich enuff to be angry, going to war ken be costly u feel me, 💛💛💛 2.Least thats what they say, but to me even da brokest bummiesr pawn ken kill a king, its like anything alive ken die, like in above da rim marlon wayns charactsr gkt birdie, i dont even remember marlon wayns characters name, that was a great movie, tupac brother character remind me of me, and my father. 💛💛💛 3.Glad i ate a svatta light filled breakfast, svatta foods are foods grown a couple inches above da earth, the sun really touches it, svatta foods make us think more clear minded and riteous, more balanced. Win we loose our kool or go BAD we loose balance, lije da incredible hulk or a werewolf. 💛💛💛 4.All this dude did was honk at me and then swerve in front of my lane then slow down to almost make me hit him, my life be like a movie, its always conflict for me, i dont even be sharing all da stories, wuntime this lady told me its sumthin in my eyes that make sum men hate me, sumthin in my eyes thats threatening.. random ranting.. rite now im at a friends doing a FREE PSYCHIC READING....JOY PEACE SUNNY KULTKENNE. [U$C]😄😋😄 (at California)

[kennnysparks]

1.This morning i got road rage lol. I got so mad that i almost followed this person accross the dumbarton bridge, i felt real dumb kuz it would of cost me like 5 dollars just to get back over da bridge anger ken be expensive, sumtimes i cant afford to get angry, sumtimes im not rich enuff to be angry, going to war ken be costly u feel me, 💛💛💛 2.Least thats what they say, but to me even da brokest bummiesr pawn ken kill a king, its like anything alive ken die, like in above da rim marlon wayns charactsr gkt birdie, i dont even remember marlon wayns characters name, that was a great movie, tupac brother character remind me of me, and my father. 💛💛💛 3.Glad i ate a svatta light filled breakfast, svatta foods are foods grown a couple inches above da earth, the sun really touches it, svatta foods make us think more clear minded and riteous, more balanced. Win we loose our kool or go BAD we loose balance, lije da incredible hulk or a werewolf. 💛💛💛 4.All this dude did was honk at me and then swerve in front of my lane then slow down to almost make me hit him, my life be like a movie, its always conflict for me, i dont even be sharing all da stories, wuntime this lady told me its sumthin in my eyes that make sum men hate men, sumthin in my eyes thats threatening.. random ranting.. rite now im at a friends doing a FREE PSYCHIC READING....JOY PEACE SUNNY KULTKENNE. [U$C] (at California)