Thinking about the fact that there is a whole ass hour and 20 minutes of bad batch content we will never see of Yoda and the bad batch doing shenanigans on Kashyyk. I think about this a lot.
If I could wish only three clone wars arcs to be completed it would be the bad batch 2 electric boogaloo, Rex and Artoo’s great big adventure and Cad Bane versus Boba Fett: Cad Hates the Fett children
If we got all three of these I think I would never complain about anything ever again.
Like come on Yoda and the bad batch? That’s just funny as hell.
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Noted Droid hater Din Djaren: Does that thing follow you everywhere?
Luke: Artoo? He’s like a member of the family. Like literally, he might’ve been present at my conception.
Din (under his breath): I’ve got my eye on you, you rolling trash bucket
Artoo as a series of beeps and whistles: same, you bounty-hunting fundamentalist scum.
Luke: it’s so great you two are getting along.
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i dont give a fuck about any canon shit why cant we have a big party with the rebels cast, luke, han, leia, chewie, lando, artoo and threepio, ahsoka, old ben and cody, etcetcetc
aka, someone write that fanfic
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Can’t get over Luke fucking Skywalker.
He is in a forest that is filled with ysalamiri that cut him off from the Force, he is surrounded on all sides by Imperials who want him dead, vornskrs who want him dead, and a Mara who wants him dead. His right hand is acting up because he took out a power supply. He has no idea where he is, he doesn’t even know what planet he’s on! Mara has threatened to shoot him, point blank, like four times already.
And he just lays down in the middle of the woods, with only Artoo and Mara to protect him from the bloodthirsty creatures ignoring everyone else to attack him specifically (vornskrs) and is perfectly content. He drifts in and out of sleep. He makes casual conversation with Mara.
Mara is over there like “I know I want him dead, but before I kill him, I’m going to force him to tell me why the fuck he is the way he is.”
Bro, Luke in Heir to the Empire??? Chef’s kiss. He almost gets killed saving Mara from getting killed by a vornskr, he is literally bleeding out, Mara made him drop his lightsaber again, and he has to ask permission to talk to Artoo. And he just, comforts Artoo? Just gives Artoo a lil pep talk? Tells him “Oh, everything looks fine, I’m okay, we can fix everything that broke off of you, we’re all good :)” Luke has his back turned to the woman who has threatened to kill him for breathing, and he’s just throwing out little compliments for Artoo.
Everyone is like: “Luke. We cannot let the stormtroopers and their ship of reinforcements go under that arch, they will kill as all.”
Luke: :D
Everyone: “Okay, we’re letting the stormtroopers and their ship of reinforcements go under that arch, hope you know what the fuck you’re doing, Luke.”
And Luke drops the entire arch on the enemy. He doesn’t even have the Force, he just cuts through stone with his fucking lightsaber without the Force, after being held prisoner for a few days then walking through a deadly forest for a few days.
I’m with Mara, on this one. Why is he the way he is??? Everyone else is like “yo what the f Luke???” and hoenstly, same? Luke just crushed the enemy and is like “Wow, good to see Lando again.”
Mara spends all of her internal monologues going “Why aren’t you panicking??? What is wrong with you??? You should be scared, why are you dozing off???” Luke, meanwhile, spends most of his going “Well, I’m sure it’ll all work out eventually” and “I know that I can do Jedi things, but I’m kind of a dick sometimes, am I doing the Jedi a disservice?” and “Oh cool, Artoo is okay.” Like, come on, Luke, have some concerns about the situation, please, the vornskrs are out for your blood specifically!
Anyway, tldr: Luke is so fucking weird /affectionate
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Anakin realizing someone has stolen and replaced his astromech droid: You not Artoo! You just some common bitch!
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Anakin barging into the bridge: ARTOO!!! Where is my droid!?
Obi-Wan: Aren't you standing next to it?
Anakin: This bitch!? Please!
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