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Eddie: That's a child!

Erica: And that's an ugly, pimply bitch!

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Robin Buckley: Me and my friends would've killed Jonathan Byers with hammers, I can tell you that much.

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Robin, reading about Victor Creel: He was so mentally ill he decided to pee for hours on end.

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Vickie: *zoning out staring at Robin's chest*

Robin: Vickie, you're staring at my boobs again.

Vickie: In my defense, they were staring at me first.

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Steve: Is that a gun?!

Nancy: It's not what it looks like!

Steve: It looks like a gun!

Nancy: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Steve: ...ANYMORE?!

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Dustin, looking at Dart: This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Mike: How cool will it be when it kills us?

Lucas: Considerably less cool.

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Nancy Wheeler: In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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Nancy: I’m not jealous. I just get a weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Steve being with someone else.

Robin: Yes, that’s jealousy.

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Jonathan: I’m not going to conversate with you. I’m not going to invest time-

Steve: It’s converse.

Jonathan: Huh?

Steve: Just say talk.

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Robin: Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not...

Steve: You're in theater.

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Mike: Being close with a Byers is great!

Nancy: So great.

Argyle: The best.

Mike: But they can be a tad bit judgemental.

Argyle: Almost punitive.

Nancy: They’re monsters.

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Steve, every time his tummy hurts:

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Robin about Victor Creel: Much of the fear of him was stirred up by the press. And by the way he kept killing people.

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Steve: What's up, Robin?

Robin, after spending a full day with the Party: My blood pressure.

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Dustin: Mom, I got a question about the F-word.

Claudia: What F-word?!

Dustin: My father.

Claudia: Oh...

Dustin: The fuck you think I was talking about?

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Hopper, to Mike: You're being a dick, kid. Stop it!

Joyce: Hop!

Hopper: What?

Joyce: He's just a teenager.

Hopper: Exactly, Joyce. Think of it as early intervention. If we don't nip this behavior in the bud now, he could grow up to be an asshole adult and I just don't want that on my conscience.

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Nancy: You look like you need to get smacked.

Steve: I might enjoy getting smacked.