#top phil

[iinoyb]

Me wondering what my first post should be because I want it to be good, but all I can think about today is vampire!Phil with spoiled human!Techno.

Phil drags Techno along to an important vampire meeting dressed up all pretty and with a low cut shirt that shows off the bite marks on Techno's throat.

And Techno is a total brat the entire time, making sarcastic quips at the other vampires because he likes it when Phil can't keep his laughter in.

Then at the end Phil bends Techno over the banquet table and fucks him in front of everybody because that's what you do with your human. Techno loves it.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil trash number one

bonus:

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[laddersmp3]

And what if they were both snug and cozy

[yonpote]

dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.

phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.

[danrifics]

once again thinking about the wad preshow where someone asks him what the gayest things he’s ever done is and he says have sex with a man 😂

[purpurussy]

"somebody said you're an owl" being one of the track names pls

[catgirldjh]

didn’t the gay month was over?

[amid-fandoms]

im revisiting last night’s hellstorm and tell me why dan pulls phil at ‘who is bossier?’ and looks ready to get down on one knee

[phivega]

our favorite vampire 🧛‍♂️

[amnesiaguy]

call me paul simon the way i do art

[simplydnp]

The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving “we were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel room” vibes like he looks like he just woke up 😭🥺

lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag

[reunitedinterlude]

tati to my nof <3

[roosterbruiser]

[proudsnackeezowner]

What do yall mean #phan #< for the bit??? BIT?? Guys this is our culture, our history, our legacy. Reject modernity embrace tradition and what not. You're a phannie, own up, tag phan without remorse or shame 🗣

[kat-aa]

"nO cOnsPiraCy hAs eVeR ofFendDed mE MoRe"

"wHeN i HavEnt dOne my lAundRy"

"lEtS bE cLeAr iM nOt gOnNa bE SeEn oUtSiDe"

"wE DoNt ShArE clOthes"