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miraclemaya · 8 days

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you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

#this one is so bad sorry everyone #it's not even funny but it's making me giggle at my computer

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this comic only to find out I put WWX in the ugliest outfit.#Continuity came first. Plus let's be honest; he did *not* show up in anything fancy. Or in all black as seen in most fanart.#We are at the middle of WWX depression arc. His self-care was 100% because Jin Yanli would be sad if he didn't try to look nice.#Okay okay. Fine I've delayed talking about the kiss long enough.#It is absolutely a core LWJ scene over a WWX scene. Which is made even more fascinating because we don't get his POV.#But we get so many insights! His loss of control and his firmness all contrasted against how he trembles.#And all of that wrapped up in a wonderful self-loathing bow! You go Lan Zhan! You hated yourself so much for this!#WWX is a hilarious narrator for this because he is truly just...baffled by what's going on.#He would push the person away but he doesn't want to hurt their feelings or pride (putting other people first again are we?)#I do understand why this one is divisive for people though. I choose to look at it through a character/humourous lens.#I've seen people defend and admonish this scene as a particularly shitty thing LWJ did and let's be very clear here: It was.#That's why I like it. LWJ did a shitty thing and struggles with it. It's part of what makes him so robust as a character.#It's also fine if you enjoy this scene for it's eroticism. You're not a bad person for that. You are just A Person.#People will have their own experiences with this topic. Be kind to each other alright?

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hollytree33 · 8 months

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JUDGEMENT

Finally, her fourth and final card for Trespasser!!

1. The Hanged Man

2. The Chariot

3. The High Priestess

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daily-sifloop · 3 months

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Ok but like what if post game Loop hates being out in public because people stare at them and whisper about them because star person so Siffrin has to step in either through distracting Loop or doing something silly to draw everyone's attention away from Loop

Day 21: if you don't like something - don't look!

#isat #in stars and time #sifloop #isat siffrin #siffrin isat #isat loop #loop isat #mirabelle isat #isat mirabelle #desert art #day 21 #today mira is our guest of honour!#i didn't draw anybody else from the cast in a while so i wanted another character here #the way siffrin is positioned means mira can't see anything from behind the hat #but she covers her face anyway cuz she a real one #siffrin killing two birds with one stone #now everyone have to look away AND loop is thoroughly distracted!#loop rly gotta be careful out in towns and stuff #the way sadnesses were talked about in the game gave this impression that they're a natural occurrence in the world of isat #and not something king exclusive #he just made a lot of them appear due to his bad time TM inducing actions #so with all of that taken into account being out in the town is really not that safe for loop #they could be very easily mistaken for a sadness and boom. no star. sorry smb got them with an axe to the head #that is if they're outside of vaugarde that is #i think vaugardians would be more likely to try to establish contact and then assume that loop just got some #sickass bodycraft going #not everyone would be that friendly but still #(they cannot catch a break it's either death threats or vaugardians trying to flirt with them cuz they're sooo unique and exiting)#(jk the flirting would go right over loop's head)#(they just think the world wants them dead)

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larkspyrr · 5 months

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you ever just need to reread your entire fic to be able to write the next chapter or is that just me

#lark.txt #writer's block on this one is so bad im so sorry for everyone waiting #truly lol #im trying

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anna-scribbles · 8 months

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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24601orwhatever · 4 months

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KYLE ADAMS as GRANTAIRE

mastered by @bikinibottomdayz

#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #kyle adams #gifset #BRUH #I SAW HIM LIVE RECENTLY #he had me giggling SO bad #his relationship with gav was one of the best parts of the show #always having a hand on his shoulder. hugging him every chance he gets. constantly having to pull gav back ...#which is totally foreshadowing gavroche running without warning for the ammo later on... and R trying to shake gav awake :(#and his relaxed nature around his friends.. jumping on feuillys lap.. kissing marius on the cheek. the light correctiv taps on his shoulder #-from the gang.. his friendship with everyone felt so real and made the final battle all the more Miserable (Haha get it)#i mean come on.. him yelling for the guards to kill him.. wanted to throw up in my seat!#oh yeah and his R is gay as hell too. Happy pride month #enjoltaire #or whatever. sorry for yapping Bye u guys #Also preston Bit him. That was really funny

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derpycatsu · 1 year

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HELLOOOOOOO i got super into vocaloid (GIANT EXPLOSION)

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cerise-on-top · 16 days

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Heyyy! And could you write ghost and price with a chubby reader? :))

Hey there! Of course I can :-)

Price and Ghost with a Chubby!Reader

Price: It genuinely does not matter to Price whether you’re chubby or not. However, if you are chubby, then you better believe this man will not leave you alone. He loves you so dearly, he just wants to be with you whenever he can. And if you’re chubby? Oh, he’s never letting you go. He’s gonna hold onto you like a koala because you’re honestly just so precious. Will put his head on your tummy and use it as a pillow. This is an incentive for you to run your fingers through his hair so he may snooze for a little bit. If anyone ever dared to make fun of you for your size then he will throw hands. He’s a captain, he demands respect wherever he goes, so naturally the same goes for you as his partner. That fucker will end up with a broken nose, if not with a few broken ribs as well. And when you’re home? He’s gonna make you a nice and lovely meal. I feel as though once he’s gotten a taste of your chubby self he would become someone who genuinely likes chubby people. They’re just really soft for holding, you know? What’s better than putting your weary head on the lovely and soft thighs of your partner? Besides, he’d probably take the “if you have thick thighs you can fit more kittens on top of them” post to heart and might put a few kittens on top of you to see how many you can fit. Overall, he has heart eyes whenever you walk by. You’re beautiful, gorgeous, showstopping, and he’s gonna show you that he genuinely thinks that way about you. Besides, he’s kinda chubby too. So, you know, solidarity and all. However, he will blush if you ask to see his tummy. He won’t say no, but he’ll be embarrassed.

Ghost: Another man who thinks he doesn’t care about your size, but in reality he loves chubby people. He’s a big, rough, and rugged man, so would he really complain about his partner being soft? Do you really think he would? Like Price, he also has some chub around his tum. A healthy amount that makes him cute as a button, for a man his size, that is. He’d love to pick you up and throw you onto the bed or couch just to hold onto you. He’s probably gonna learn how to become an even better cook just to be able to cook you nice meals and keep you nice and fed. It’s his way of saying “You’re so fucking gorgeous, I love you, please never change”. And if it comes from Ghost you know it’s genuine. If anyone ever hurts you then he’s going to plan their murder in his head the second those insults leave their mouth. You’d need to hold him back so he doesn’t just kill that asshole. When you get home you can count on him being all over you, kissing you oh so gently everywhere you let him. He’s gonna do everything he can to make you feel like the royalty you actually are. You’re precious, you’re wonderful, he loves you. All those things are final. Besides, no one would ever dare to make fun of him for having some chub, right? So why would they make fun of you? Ghost usually isn’t a man of many words, but he’ll say whatever comes to mind to help you feel better. Overall, I kind of feel as though you’d help him feel better about himself as well. He’s not self conscious about his tummy per se, but you being chubby yourself, and him being so attracted to you and loving you this much, makes him feel better about himself.

#cod #cod x reader #call of duty #call of duty x reader #john price #john price x reader #price x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #as someone who loves tummies I like these requests :-)#As someone who is chubby I love those requests :-D #these men and women would be all over you loving and caring for you and being menaces towards everyone who is ever mean to you!#they will kiss your tummy and tell you that you're extremely cute!#I'm back on my rambling in the tags bs because no one talks to me so my followers will have to suffer :-) Sorry :-)#Have I not posted the Soap with a self conscious reader random blurb? I honestly don't remember #But I wrote something similar to that with Soap in mind once :>#I can't help myself! The 141 are just some guys! I love them and one day I am going to marry them!!!#I wanna kiss Ghost's and Price's tummies so bad!!! they'd get so flustered but that's alright because only reader gets to see them!#I swear we all collectively should make the cod cast real as normal non military people and just love them wholeheartedly!!!#They deseve some smooches! all of them!!!

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radioroxx · 12 days

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prev reblog reminded me of this but it wasnt related enough to put into the tags so

hc that siffrin spent the first week or so of travelling with the party not actually knowing what they were doing / what the quest was for. he was just happy to help :)

#radio rambles #inspired by me on my first isat playthrough where it took me the entirety of act 2 to actually. understand what was going on #theres… a king? freezing people? like.. ice?? and. and the house. th. this is the house everyone was mentioning?? oh that makes sense #so like. freezing people. wh- wait freezing everything? huh?#i remember trying to talk to that one npcs wife and not realizing she was frozen 😭😭 i was making fun of her and everything too #my bad maam… sorry maam…..#in stars and time #also if u saw me reblog that jerma video and then delete it dw about it. it didnt happen #i realized it would be weird to refer to ‘prev reblog’ when the prev reblog was technically. a jerma video

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badnewswhatsleft · 27 days

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absolutely fucking huge win for me: finally found a full clean copy of the sing-off 2014 holiday special that patrick was a judge on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this was such a grail for ages. i'm literally so happy.

look at him yapping about a cappella.

#media blitz #patrick stump #fall out boy #honestly i think maybe only im lame enough to gaf ab this but w/e sharing it and encouraging everyone to download it #ik theres a copy on youtube but it's WATERMARKED and that is like one of my biggest ever pet peeves im sorry but it irks me soso bad😭#i remember watching some of this years ago i was like i gotta find another copy.#i gotta see my specialiest little guy or explode trying it was serious for me #funnily enough ive LOOKED on that vk site SEVERALtimes but i think with all the wrong search terms idk it EVADED ME FOR SO LONG

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 1 month

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Transcript:

W-where am I? How? How did you do this?

Sisyphus? Is that you?

How are you so big? And I’m so small?

No! Let me out of here!

Let me- *muffled yelling*

*cats meowing*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #you know with there being 2 cursed events regarding jars in the internet hivemind #i dont know which one is the worse option #so it is up to you dear listener to decide his fate #whatever happened i dont think gabe survived. the cats got him.#after this clip ended v1 said something about ‘drink it all’ but i honestly could not understand the first half #was it 'you'll stay alive if you drink it all'? idk something like that #i regret to inform everyone that i have way more bad posts than good ones coming up #so. im sorry. it will be like this for a while. blame the donators.

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girlboyburger · 4 months

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hi i'm alive i'm just struggling my way to happiness & productivity

#but i swear i AM going to achieve it 💪💪💪💪💪 even if my main strssor rn is being so behind on work again 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪#comms comms comms #wheee #tomorrow is my bday but today is CRUNCH day im gonna spend 6 hours minimum @ work and then maybe more #this year im gonna get medicated for my adhd but so help me god in the meantime i am going to try with my whole heart to use schedules #and planners and reminders and focus apps and music to put myself in a no distractions cube #AH #RAUH #who needs addy when i can just smoke a bit of weed and ignore bodily functions for a few hours while i work #wweheeeeeeEW #my art #furry #oc: cow #fursona #cowmic #sortta #idunno. an update comic #bc i feel like ive been leaving everyone in the dark and it feels Bad #also sorry one last thing.#FUCK paypal. fuck paypal forever and ever.

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thekittyokat · 4 months

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah