#the box set with the bloopers

[tofuingho]

The one main failing of physical media is storage capacity.

For example, (depending on compression and such) a DVD can hold up to 133 minutes, which is just over 2 hours.

The tv show M.A.S.H. is (according to Bingeclock) 7,530 minutes long. That's 5 days, 5 hours, and 30 minutes, but if you're watching a DVD, then there's no commercials and you can skip the intro and outros, so it's more like 4 days 2 hours and 15 minutes.

Which is why, depending on which one you get, a M.A.S.H. DVD box set has 34-36 DVDs.

[erensfeed]

⤷ actor!rafayel:

was the first guy you really clicked with after the chemistry read when you were both cast. he matched your energy and made you laugh SO much, all while keeping you comfortable enough to act out all your lines together. from there, you and the casting directors just knew he was going to be the perfect rafayel.

is the main one playing pranks on the entire cast and crew, followed by caleb and luke & kieran. one time, he got you a small present box and wrote on a sticky note “4 the cutest;)” next to it. you smiled and opened it thinking it was probably a necklace or some accessory of some sort. instead, that.. thing — was a tiny realistic looking rat toy. shrieking his name so loud it almost echoed throughout the entire set, you toss aside the box in panic. and slightly yet jokingly on the verge of tears, you vowed that you would get him back for that as the rest of the cast burst into laughter when they heard your wails from your open trailer.

flirty af with you on blooper reels & winks with this grin, at the camera whenever any of you mess up a line that comes out inappropriately instead.

your blooper reels are hilarious. one time, you messed up a line after closing the door, so you had to step outside and reopen it to start over again. but just as you stepped outside and reached for the handle, rafayel darted over and locked it. you called out his name in disbelief, and the whole filming set burst out laughing. in fact, the name you called the most on set was his.

this guy literally fake trips over, every now and then and stays that way dramatically. “rafayel—” you say like a tired parent as you walk over to get him, hoping he’s not actually dead like he acts.

on twitter (x) & instagram, he follows the hashtag of the ship name for you and him and likes edits of (you) both.

he’s literally so outgoing, funny and charismatic with fans and remembers each of them he sees irl. he often goes live on instagram and is the most interactive and talkative with them as well. ‘no way you made that edit? ohmygod please send that to me’. yes, the fanpage sent the non watermark version edit to him and he followed them so fast in return. the edits still saved on his phone to this day.

is 100% best friends with all the guys but it is so obvious that he is locked iinnn with xavier and caleb.

during a 'generated questions' interview game starring you, rafayel and thomas, one of the questions he got asked was who his celebrity crush was. locking eyes with you, he said your name with a small smile. (brb writing and posting a quick drabble on this)

was actually a big help in composing & finalizing the soundtracks for misty invasion & wander in wonder. and ofc his (favorites): omnipotent perception & gem affection.

he actually loves cats and that ginger cat in that one scene was actually his. that’s why the cat licked his finger because he knows his owner. yes he’s a cat and dog guy.

noticeably gazes at you every chance he gets, yet somehow everrryooone else but you seem to notice.

⤷ actor!sylus:

everytime you think you can finally beat him in a staring competition, you get reminded and humbled on why you couldn’t. and you swore the last time you did, that his gaze flickered down to your lips. ‘mm no you’re seeing things.’

teasing af in lots of (unreleased) bloopers with you like there’s no tomorrow. and unlike rafayel, instead of pranking you, he actually jumpscares you the most instead.

and in most of the bloopers, it’s so evident that all the guys he acts certain scenes with, fight off the urges to make out with him after he winked at them whenever they forgot their lines because of him. he places second to rafayel for who winks or flirts the most & at the camera.

every woman on that set has had a dream about this man. one would think tara would be interested in xavier since she’s around you both a lot more and her character kind of is a fangirl for xavier. yeah no, this girl is head over heels in love with sylus instead.

is also every straight man’s crush, obviously surpassing ryan reynolds. he’s younger and a biker cmon.

is so good with every kid who comes across his path. one time after shooting, he carried two of the main director’s little kids. one was sitting on his shoulders and the other one wrapped around his leg after he took them out to get anything they wanted. yes he spent his paycheck on them. also on you too cause he gets you stufff. he got everyone else things too except rafayel that day, only because he heard he scared you earlier. he actually secretly fist bumped rafayel and did get him something, bc he would have done the same.

thirst tweets made about him are INSANE. when reading them on interviews hosted by buzzfeed celeb, he often flirts with the fans. ‘why don’t you come find out’ he winked once as a reply to a certain tweet. the tweet was someone wondering about something about him in the bedroom. his favorite one was when someone said they can’t wait for him to be a dilf.

the both of you completely improvised that scene where your characters fancily dressed up to find out the location of the aether core. yes the ‘have fun 💳’ and ‘don’t bother me with such trivial matters’ and ‘your offer will make people think im broke, wouldn’t want that sweetie’ lines. this scene displays your skyrocketing chemistry and friendship soooo baddd. and it took only one take too was the crazy thing.

adjusts your hair whenever it looks out of place when filming. one time he reached out, eyes meeting yours. ‘may i?’ and with your approving nod, he gently smoothened a stray strand. his fingers lingered for a moment before pulling back, a small smile on his lips as he caught you still looking up at him. technically, that was the only time you won an unofficial staring competition between you because he shyly ended up looking away first, but of course he wouldn’t tell you that.

⤷ actor!zayne:

was the first guy you had a mini crush on. because literally the first time you made him smile, it felt like the only true and final accomplishment of your life.

has a doberman he kinda grew up with and brings on set after filming from time to time.

actually has a distaste for carrots irl. caleb being the little silly head he was, gifted him semi-huge carrot plushies as part of his birthday gift to him.

the pool table scene above actually became both of your favorites because filming it was so memorable. the screenwriters had intentionally and separately asked the two of you to choose which one of their next written scenes you’d love to film together. and although you and him wouldn’t have minded any of them, you still chose. you both didn’t know the other would match each other’s freak by choosing this said scene. soon you knew and that you loved one another even more that day. now, when it came to acting it out… that was another story.

the first take of where he gently grabbed you by the waist, pulling you on top of him on the pool table, and on top of that smirking up at you was all too much for you. all you could do was breathlessly giggle uncontrollably while covering your face due to the fact that your entire body and face grew hot, because you were so flushed by being that close to him.

now, it was your turn to be laying on the pool table after he switched positions. the way you watched as he grabbed the cue stick and leaned down over you as he told you to ‘watch closely’, had him chuckling and apologizing instead. ‘sorry, sorry’ he waved a hand in front of his face apologetically, looking away from you yet still failing to hide the blush creeping onto his face. and when he had the courage to look back at you, ‘hi’ was simply what he said with a sheepish grin making you and the filming crew still laugh through the 8th retake of that scene. if only you knew your eyes were his weakness.

during your travel to film in snowcrest / the artic, the amount of snowball fights you two had was insane. then after. you made lots of snowmen and snow angels. and in order for you not to get cold he got you lots of hot chocolate and helped warm your hands up with his whenever you were cold. like one time, when the main director was telling you both what he wanted from you in the scenes, he had a feeling that your hands could be cold so he interlocked his fingers with yours as the director spoke.

he is the thoughtful parent friend to be honest and also quite the gift giving male friend because he buys you (as well as the other co-stars) lots of things. you would think he was a doctor the way he took care of you guys.

you and the fans favorite blooper reel was when him and sylus were talking using a helium balloon. either that or when you both kissed on his birthday scene and he said he was the luckiest guy in the world.

of the four and their bromance, rafayel & xavier are clear boyfriends while zayne and sylus are husbands.

one time, he posted a pic with sylus and you openly commented ‘zaddies’ making everyone quake, especially the fact he not only pinned it, but responded “hi baby”.

⤷ actor!xavier:

eeveryone calls and knows xavier is your shadow.

seriously. because this guy is always seen together with you. there’s rarely moments he’s not around you really… on and off set. paparazzis left and right almost always see you two together, and that of course sparked rumors on whether or not you two had a thing or have a thing going on.

it didn’t help that on instagram at first, he only used to follow 2 social media accounts. yours and loveanddeepspace. some fans and blogs speculated that it may be because he was dating you. others doubted that though because it was clear that the other guys probably genuinely liked you as well and there was no way you were dating any of them because they were your co-stars in this show since you wouldn’t risk breaking up while acting. all of that whole thing made both of you publicly come out to clear up all the dating rumors. yet nobody except your crews and co-stars, fully believe you two in particular for some reason.

speaking of co-stars, you and xavier are victims to rafayel’s and caleb’s pranks. but whenever they get you specifically, he plots something with sylus and zayne to get back at them for you.

out of all of you, this man curses the most when forgetting his lines — caleb is a close second. ‘shit ‘m sorry.’ has gotta be his go-to. couple of 'fucks' and 'dammits' here and there are also present in his vocab. also, he does this thing whenever he messes up where he covers the upper half of his face with one hand in embarrassment as giggles emit from the two of you. *laughing with you and the crew during a failed take*: ‘i swear it’s way harder than it looks — pretending to half awake and remembering what to say at the same time...crazy’

you surprisingly sleep on set more than he does and it’s always in xavier’s characters’ bedroom too. have you seen the room they gave this guy’s character? insanely comfortable. after filming for the day, and you fall asleep on that bed, and whenever xavier hears you waking up, he’s always there purposely in your face and ready to play around by saying ‘we just had another mini pizza party you just missed’ making you tiredly smile and lightly smack him with a pillow.

the two of you have a lot dancing moments together. either just dancing for fun, to ease off tension or just waltzing. on the blooper reel for his birthday scene, when you were both warming up by waltzing together, you jokingly asked him ‘how come i don’t see these moves in the bedroom?’ he let go of you as he looked at you in utter mock disbelief ‘girl —’ causing you to let out bashful laughs at him.

xavier with all his fangirls though ? the cutest ever. numerous tiktoks and tweets repost pictures with each fan girls because he literally looks like their boyfriend with how he takes pics with them. like this guy makes it worth it to meet him. they usually gift him a lot of cute things and he hugs them. and it doesn’t help that his hugs are so comforting bye. he is literally a whole charming prince too and the perfect guy to have a celebrity crush on.

below are some comments you’d see on those ship posts of you and xavier:

xavierslullaby: OHMYGOD THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HER WHAT starfishylover021: bro the way he kissed her cheek wtfff that shld be meeee sylustruewife: guys i need this man or a beer rn or im gonna be sick

or * shared posts with fangirls:

loveanddeebussy: AYO WHO TF ARE THESE RANDOM WOMEN NEXT TO MY BABY DADDY. ⤷ theweekndsexygf replied to loveanddeebussy: girl..sorry to break it to you but that’s my husband. ⤷ erensfeed replied to theweekndsexygf: ummLMFAO im coming to you both as a woman...

extras your honors: rafayel & sylus playfully pick on you often, zayne & xavier protect you from them. they all smell so good. are actually great chefs. and are obviously all crushing on you.

— also guys lemme know if you want more or with caleb bc a girl has ideas and couldn’t fit them all in here.

update: .˚𐚁 {part 2}

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[libraryofgage]

Steddie brainrot continues to worsen to a concerning degree but here's a crack idea that is absolutely sending me:

Famous Spicy Six in which Jonathon is a director who decides to work on a passion project: a Scooby-Doo movie. His ideal cast is as follows:

Nancy Wheeler (investigative journalist with a few special appearances on crime dramas) as Daphne Blake

Argyle (an actor with a habit of playing small parts; he acts only because he thinks it's fun, so he's not concerned with significant roles) as Shaggy Rogers

Robin Buckley (a well-known voice actor who is more well-known for her social media posts and clap-backs) as Velma Dinkley

Steve Harrington (basketball star who is also more well-known for his social media clap-backs and for being Corroded Coffin's number one fan) as Fred Jones

Eddie Munson (frontman for Corroded Coffin, an insanely popular metal/punk/rock band and "infamous" for unashamedly posting Steve Harrington thirst tweets) as the voice of Scooby-Doo

Corroded Coffin is also creating an entirely new, original soundtrack for the movie

And because I think it's funnier this way, this is also an AU where the Upside Down still happened, so Jonathon just calls his friends up and is like "Okay, so hear me out"

The absolute insanity that breaks out when both the movie and cast are announced because nobody can figure out how Jonathon managed to convince all these powerhouses to join his movie.

The further screaming online after one of the movie promo interviews where a reporter asks how they all agreed to the movie and Nancy hits them with, "Well, Jonathon asked, and he never asks for anything."

Which leads to the discovery that they all knew each other in high school, and the reporter jokingly asks if that means they've all dated each other, too, which leads to Eddie jumping in with absolute delight like, "Well, that's a funny story, there. See, Stevie here dated Nancy, who then dated Jonathon when they broke up, who then dated Argyle after they broke up. And I thought Stevie and Robin were dating, so I was very confused when I saw Robin and Nancy kissing. But then I found out that Robin was a true-blue lesbian, which meant Stevie here was open for the taking, and we've been banging ever since."

and Steve is just sitting there, head in his hands while Robin cackles and decides to tell the reporter all about Steve's "fuck I have a crush on Eddie" crisis

This interview, of course, leads to even more freaking out online and comments like "I know I asked for poly Scooby gang, but this is ridiculous," and "I can't believe that in this, the year of our lord 20xx, ScoobyXFreddy became a canon ship," and "if I had a nickel for every romantic relationship the Scooby gang actors have had with each other, I'd have five nickels, which is way more than any of us fucking expected to have," and "suddenly Eddie Munson's thirst tweets make a lot more sense, but can we talk about Steve Harrington's CC tweets now," and "everyone say thank you to Eddie Munson for revealing that mess of a relationship map," and "finally, the canon lesbian velma and daphne we deserve"

The movie is a box office hit, btw, and bloopers from filming roll with the credits, among which is Eddie Munson making Steve Harrington lose his shit laughing on set while dressed in a Scooby Doo onesie and singing Corroded Coffin songs with his Scooby Voice

[smallmariofindings]

Top: official artwork for Game Boy Wars, the Japanese-only second game in the Famicom Wars series (known internationally as the Advance Wars series due to that being the first game that was released outside of Japan).

Middle: cartridge art an for unauthorized 999-in-1 game cartridge for the Famicom, which makes a unique stylistic decision to base the illustration on the Game Boy Wars art, but set the location inside the Mushroom Kingdom and thus turn it into a battlefield.

Bottom: the original Japanese box art for Super Mario Bros., which is the other half of the inspiration for the bootleg artwork. Note the similar fortress, sky, ground, and Blooper in the water.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: AskAdvanceWars, bottom of image

[staying-elive]

If Captain America: Brave New World is releasing 14 February 2025 now, then i think Christmas this year would be a perfect release time. 👌

Pleeeeease.

I really hope there's a DVD or Blu ray release of TFATWS before Cap4 comes out. They released Wandavision and Loki s1. I can't remember if the timing of those was to drum up hype for Loki season 2 or The Marvels (since WV introduced Monica), but if so, that logic should apply again, yeah?

Other than being a pivotal step in Sam's Cap journey, TFATWS introduced Joaquin Torres, the Bradley's, Sam's family, made Sharon into future baddie (?).

But Marvel knows their hard-core audience collects physical copies of the MCU so there NEEDS to be a physical release at some point, yeah? (Or am I hopelessly optimistic? 😆) It would also help those in general audience who go see the films but who don't have Disney+.

Holding it for a pre-Cap4 hype campaign, is the only reason that makes sense for not releasing it with the other two. (Other than Marvel just being dicks)

[tightjeansjavi]

The Rite of Movement | drabble

“blooper reels with my baby love”

A/N: the wife @strang3lov3 demanded (endearingly) for Joel and baby love to have silly fun sex, and silly fun sex they shall have! If you ain’t gigglin’ and tootin’ in the bedroom, then tf are you doin’, baby love? 🤭

~word count: 1.8k~ (don’t ask…just smile and nod)

Summary: sex isn’t always sexy and blooper free, baby love.

Pairing | pornstar!joel x pornstar!female reader

Warnings: none, fluff, smut, domestic intimacy, real sex, amateur porn video, normal bodily functions, bloopers, established relationship, unprotected piv, flirting, teasing, intimacy, creampie, cock warming, mommy kink??, Joel is in his 40’s and reader is in her 30’s, reader has no physical descriptions (mentions of readers breasts being big) readers nickname is baby love, +18 minors dni!

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Everything that could have possibly gone amiss during yours and Joel’s filming session for the day went wrong. It started with the UPS delivery driver giving Joel a funny look when he had to sign for a box that was clearly from Pornhub due to the painfully obvious black and orange packing tape.

What made the situation even more awkward is that the driver looked at Joel’s face for a hard minute, trying to decipher if he had seen his face somewhere…and then Joel watched the driver grow flustered at the realization that he did in fact see Joel’s face somewhere before.

But before Joel could even tell the poor guy to have a nice day, he was scurrying back to his truck and speeding off down the street.

“Amateur.” Joel mumbled to himself, chuckling under his breath and closed the door before locking it. He set the box down on the nearest available surface and headed upstairs.

He found you naked, and sprawled out on the comforter with Artemis curled up on your chest, using your breasts as her own little personal pillow while you gently stroked her fur.

“I think the UPS delivery driver has watched our stuff before, baby love.” Joel announced from the opening of the bedroom door, leaning against the frame with his arms crossed over his bare chest.

You glanced over at him, grin playing on your lips as you listened to Artemis’s happy little purrs. “Oh? What gave the poor guy away?”

He pushed himself off the side of the doorframe, making his way over to the bed and plopped down beside you, making himself comfortable on his stomach and propped himself up on his elbow, “Well, I think it had to do with the non discreet packaging that Pornhub decided to use, and the way he was lookin’ at me?” He reached across you with his freehand and gave Artemis a few scritches behind her ears.

You giggled softly, picturing the poor delivery driver's face when he realized that he had seen your boyfriend on the hub before. “Was the packaging discreet at all? Did you open it?”

“Nah. They had the Pornhub orange and black tape plastered all over the damn box. And no, I didn’t open it. Didn’t wanna waste another second when I knew that my baby was waitin’ for me. M’shocked I didn’t get a hard on jus’ thinkin’ of ya down there, baby love.”

You laughed again, reaching over and gently swatted at his bare shoulder. “You’re a dork, Joel. And an insatiably horny one at that.”

He snorted under his breath, shaking his head with a grin. “Well, can ya blame a guy? Got the most gorgeous woman laid out in my sheets. You best believe that my cock is always ready for you.”

“Joel!” You scolded him, covering Artemis’s ears with one hand, “Not in front of our child!”

He laughed, the skin around his eyes crinkling in the corners as he threw his head back, giggling like the buffoon he was. “Baby love, that ain’t even the worst she’s ever heard from us! She’ll be fine.” He reassured you.

“She’s still a child, Joel.” You said with a huff, kissing the top of her furry head.

“Yes, she is, and unfortunately our child is gonna have to leave the premises now unless she wants to be scarred for life.” He said playfully.

“Well, I’m not gonna move her. You see how comfy she is right now? She’s in heaven.”

He snickered, “yeah, well no shit sherlock. She’s using your tits as her own personal pillow. Don’t worry, baby love. I ain’t jealous or anything.”

“Uh-huh. Sure you’re not feeling jealous right now Joel.”

“I ain’t!” He reiterated in a non convincing tone, and as soon as he reached for Artemis to gently lift her from where she was laying on your chest, she hissed and swatted at his hand with her paw.

“Hey!” He softly yelled, “I know her tits are like two fluffy clouds for ya, but there’s no swatting at me, young lady!” He scolded her as if she truly was able to understand what he was saying.

She hissed and swatted at him once more before she dashed out of his reach, ducking right under the bed before he could grab ahold of her.

You were in a fit of giggles over the whole thing until he looked over at you with a narrowed glare, lips pouted and looking extra kissable. “Think that’s funny, do ya?” He scoffed, “I’ll show you funny, baby love.”

When you and Joel finally got to business after messing around with one another for nearly an hour, he was having camera issues and of course the damn ring light stopped working halfway through!

This resulted in Joel fiddling with the switch, checking the wall outlet and adapter while you kept yourself stimulated. He looked rather silly being hunched over, balls hanging heavy between his thighs, muttering under his breath when the ring light still wasn’t working.

“Damn, baby. If only you could see my view from here!” You said teasingly with your hand between your spread thighs. He looked over his shoulder at you, narrowing his eyes and shook his head. “When I fix this damn thing, you are toast, baby love.” His threat was playful, but you knew he was dead serious.

“…If you ever fix it, that is.” You added.

“Hush up over there. I’m gonna fix it, dontcha worry your pretty little mind or pussy about it.” He gruffed out, giving the side of the ring light a firm smack! (As if that was going to fix it)

By some miracle, Joel smacking the shit out of it actually did work and he wasn’t going to waste another second before he practically launched himself back on the bed like a big cat pouncing on its prey. You’re both a mess of tangled lips, tongues and moans when he slips back inside of your messy cunt with ease.

The obscene squelching sounds your pussy made around his cock, and each heavy, deep thrust of his hips, spurred him on further as he withdrew his cock halfway. The thick, veiny girth of his cock was coated in a thick ring of your milky arousal gleaming under the soft glow of the ring light. He took a lungful of air, gearing up to give you his all: the grand finale as he slammed his hips forward, punching his cock into your cunt with a force that nearly knocked the own air from your lungs, eyes rolling back slightly when the head of his cock kissed your cervix, keening your hips to meet his deep thrust. And then you hear it. The sound is unmistakable, and the sudden growing redness on Joel’s already flushed cheeks confirms that you’re not having an auditory hallucination.

“Did you just…?” Your question hangs heavy in the heady, sex stained air.

His brows are furrowed together, sweat beading along the ridges on his forehead. He lets out a huff of air, cheeks turning an even brighter red. His head hangs between his shoulders in shame, and it’s hard for you to suppress the giggles from slipping past your lips.

“‘Scuse me, baby love.” He wheezes out an apology just as Artemis lets out the faintest gagging sound from the smell and darts out from under the bed and immediately runs to the door, slipping past the small opening in a successful escape.

You thread your fingers through the back of his hair, pulling him down so your faces are close together, “better out than in, ain’t that right?” You said with a giggle, rubbing your noses together.

He goes all bashful, cheeks still flushed red as you pepper his face with adorning kisses, “you fucked it outta me, baby love. My bad. ‘Scuse me again.” He grumbled.

“Baby, I don’t care that you farted. It’s natural, and it’s nothing to be embarrassed about, but you need to make me come, otherwise I’m gonna have to do it myself.”

“Oh, heavens! I can’t! Not after that! I’m so embarrassed right now, baby love. You’re just gonna have to continue without me.” He said dramatically, burying his face into your neck.

“Oh, baby. There, there. How about you roll over, and I’ll ride you the rest of the time? You can just lay there and look extra pretty for me.” You suggested.

You could feel his lips curve up into a grin against your glistening skin where he began to press light open mouthed kisses. “Okay. That’ll work, baby love.” He said in agreement.

What kinda man would he be if he turned down getting to see your pretty tits bounce while you rode his cock? Only fools would turn down that opportunity! Joel may have been a little embarrassed from passing a bit of gas, but he was no fool.

So, that’s how you ended up seated on his cock, giving him the perfect view that men dreamed of experiencing with you, but would never have the chance to. But of course your boyfriend was still feeling bashful over the whole incident and refused to look you in the eyes as you rode him. He brought his arms crossed over his face, hiding his eyes from your view until you had enough and grabbed his wrists in your palms, pinning them on either side of his head.

“Hey, you’re gonna look me in the eyes right now, or you don’t get to come.” You warned him. And between your stern tone, and his wrists clasped in your hands, he was in absolute sub heaven.

“Okay, mommy.” He said in his best sub voice.

You both burst into a mess of giggles, unable to take the moment seriously as you gently fell on top of his chest, tears welling in the corner of your eyes from how hard you were laughing. “Oh my god! Of course Tommy is the one with the daddy kink, and you’re the one with the mommy kink!”

Joel was mortified as he buried his face between your tits, hoping they would suffocate him and put him out of his misery.

“Shuddup. I didn’t say that! I never—okay, so it slipped. Big deal!” He scoffed between your breasts, blowing a light raspberry against your soft skin. “For the record, we are not uploading this.”

“Oh, fuck off! We absolutely have to upload this, Joel. We’ll title it, ‘blooper reels with my baby love’. And people will eat that shit up!”

He let out a strained groan, burying his face further into your breasts. “Fine.” He gave in, wrapping his strong arms around you, hugging you tightly to him before he thrusted upwards into your spent cunt with no given warning. “Only after you come all over my fuckin’ cock, baby love.”

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[ghysry]

You asked for TUA requests so completely ignore this if you don’t write for actors or if you don’t want to. BUT I’d really like to see how “reader” would interact with the cast. Like bloopers or sum shit. Because I just know I wouldn’t be able to get any lines done with them 😭 (I need something funny after this s4 shit show 🫠)

YES. But for this specific post it's more like the characters are all actors but still act like how they'd act in the show. I'm feeling evil today. More under the cut

"lights..camera..action!"

[Season one]

Reader, who has an intense hatred for ants: These damn ants keep walking all over my script

Viktor, who led them there because he thought reader would find it cute: You don't like them ���?

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Five, completely immobilized and an ax in his right hand: I'll end your crack filled jobless life!! (His feet are kicking in the air)

Reader, who picked him up in the first place by his sides: you're doing great sweetie.

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Reader going on about a scene as usual: And what's in here?

Klaus, who is now stuck in a box he thought he could get out of: I'm a gift from god herself

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Luther: Dad...never read my letters?

Reader: Oh Luther..

Reader: oh Luther!! Damn! At least tell me you're going to fart before you actually do!

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Ben: oh look at me, I'm a ghost, you can see m- (trips over a set prop)

Reader, who put it there: And that's how he died again..the end.

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Young!diego: Guns are for sissies! Real men throw knives!

Reader off into the side where the camera can't see them, tears in their eyes: oh they grow up so fast

Diego: Reader.. we're two different people.

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Allison: I heard a rumor..

Reader, off camera: that you love me!!

Allison, absolutely star struck:

Reader: wow the power works!!

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Luther: Klaus! Stop going around the set barefoot

Klaus, two minutes later, angrily stomping over to reader with 3 pairs of shoes on: So how was filming.

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

how are we gonna get a glorious dvd box set of ofmd filled with all the deleted scenes and bloopers and interviews and commentaries and special features a soul could ever dream of?

can we kickstart that??

[hydrangeas-in-the-sun]

I’m so sad that we ain’t getting any ‘Meet you at the blossom’, so here’s my wishlist if I was in charge of merch (to whoever is actually in charge, feel free to run away with these):

Production/character book: you know, that kind of book with info about the series, characters, their outfits, the sets, interviews, etc. I love costuming and I’d LOVE to have full pics of all the costumes.

Mini dolls/plushies: PLEASE, who do I need to sell my soul for this? They are never a miss, and always so CUTE. I’m 5 min away from buying a plushie diy kit and making my own.

MORE wearable apparel: The September meeting has Xiaobao’s bracelets, but give me more!!! Xiaobao alone can inspire a whole collection with his hair accessories, the little bells, etc. Hair clips inspired on the huaibao headbands. The bracelets from Que SiMing and JinBao. Textiles like t-shirts, scarves, even bags inspired by characters colors/patterns. Tiny earrings with the crimson dahlia. Keychains inspired in Xiaobao’s bell collar. Possibilities are endless.

And the most important thing: a DVD/BLURAY set!: the thing I want the most. I’d HATE for myatb to become lost media. Give me this nice full set with the pretty box and goodies, bloopers, the special episodes, and maybe even a director’s cut! It’ll be also a good way to retouch anything that they missed or didn’t have the time to before the series aired.

Again, this is just my delusional mind just wishing we had merch, none of this is in production, but I’m happy to be proven otherwise :D

[meraki-yao]

re: the paris scene and additional footage. someone said there were shots of henry in alex's lap - i think they saw a screener? - and so there is definitely more to what we saw than, well, what we saw. i'm pretty sure matthew talked about spending a whoel day filming that scene too. i just think that after we get our trilogy amazon should release a box set dvd with all the edits and cuts and bonus features

Oh you're referring to this!

TL DR: Someone who went to the test screening said the Paris scene was a lot longer in that version, and included three sex positions: missionary, which is what we got, but also spooning and riding (and op really emphasises just how much watching Henry ride Alex short-circuited their brain) I asked op a little bit more on the scene here and here

So for the Paris scene, there were two more positions, multiple takes (it might be a me thing but I actually really like comparing takes), and shots from angles we haven't seen

PRIME I'M COMING FOR YOU

Truth be told as much as I want both, I'm more desperate for a DVD with special features (deleted scenes, rehearsal videos, more bloopers, commentary from Matthew and the boys etc): Even if a sequel is announced, it's still gonna take at least a year between pre-production, shooting, editing, re-shooting, test screening etc until we can see the final product; I think compiling everything together plus recording commentary might be significantly quicker

[sincerely-anascot]

Tall!Levi HC for the SNK/AOT Actor AU

He was a child actor that stopped acting after performing on his only movie that was a blockbuster hit and got him nominated and win awards. After that, man dips and isn’t heard of since.

Fans are surprised to see him on the IMDb page listed as a cast on the AOT TV Series.

This man has no social media whatsoever and is rarely on the internet. When seen in his cast mates’ posts, he’s usually lounging around or far in the background (non of the pictures is indicative of his height).

Manga Levi is short and in the official trailer, he’s seen as significantly shorter than the adult casts. Everyone is very satisfied and happy about it.

So, imagine everyone’s surprise when pictures of this man in the red carpet for the premiere of the pilot reveals him taller than fucking Erwin’s actor.

The next day, behind the scenes pictures of Levi’s actor kneeling on set or his cast mates on wooden boxes so they could movie magic his height are posted.

There’s a recording of Erwin’s actor patting his head while he’s there kneeling with a menacing face.

There’s a 5 minute blooper real dedicated to Levi where the other actors would break character when shooting scenes with him because he looks so stupid. (Actual bloopers is an entire different video.)

He has specialized knee pads for filming.

Fans go crazy when Isayama(because in a perfect world he’ll be directing this shit) confirms that Levi would actually be almost as tall as his actor if he didn’t grow up malnourished and lacking vitamin D.

Vogue puts him on the cover and he’s kneeling in the photo(but in a seductive way).

When asked in interviews if it was a challenge to be kneeling all the time while filming, he jokingly answers “I’ve had a lot of practice.” ISTG THIS MAAAAAAAAN

EVERYONE AND THEIR GAY UNCLE ARE JEALOUS OF THIS MAN’S WIFE. (ofc this hunk is married with 2 kids *cough* dilf *cough*)

This man has no idea what a meme is à la CM style.

And since I go ahead and like giving actor au characters like an actual name so the au feels more authentic and the actor isn’t just named as character they play. I’ve chosen to name Levi’s actor Dietrich.

[pacificwaternymph]

Empires SMP S1 Actors AU

I’m an absolutely sucker for actor AUs and this is an idea I’ve had for a while so here we go. Exactly what it says on the box.

Lizzie and Xornoth both have to spend a truly ridiculous amount of time in the makeup department. They’re like 60% practical effects and 40% CGI. They have become besties from spending so long together every morning before filming.

Scott keeps forgetting he has antlers. They keep banging into doorways, hallways, light fixtures, curtains, set pieces, and anything else you can think of. There are videos on YouTube called “Scott Smajor forgetting he has antlers for 10 minutes”

One time the rig used to lift one of the actors with wings in the air broke. During Xornoth and Pearl’s fight, a cable suddenly just snapped and it took nearly half an hour to get them down safely. They just kind of hung there in the meantime while Pearl was dying of laughter.

It’s a running gag that Jimmy can never keep track of where he put the codfather head. The props department ended up creating like ten identical cod heads because Jimmy kept LOSING his.

On a similar note, a popular game among the actors is seeing who can steal and hold onto Gem’s hat the longest.

Jimmy and Scott’s actors are married irl and are obnoxiously affectionate with one another. In a lot of the early scenes Scott kept breaking character because he “didn’t want to be mean to his husband”

Shelby and Katherine ship their characters and actively add fuel to the Nature Wives fire whenever possible.

Jimmy and Lizzie are not siblings in real life but Lizzie basically adopts Jimmy as her brother. Jimmy goes along with it because he always wanted an older sibling.

In almost every BTS picture and blooper released, Pixlriffs is just standing somewhere in the background ominously, staring at the camera. The fans have turned it into a game of where’s Waldo

[cerberus-new-owner]

Birthday Thingy

Happy birthday to a certain friend of mine, my gift to you is what i think your three fave brothers (if i remember right) would get you for your birthday CW: gn mc, the relationship between mc and the characters can be seen as platonic or romantic your choice

Beel

he'd get mc something food related like maybe one of those blankets that look like a tortilla/pizza/cookie (expect for there to be a bite taken out of it he couldn't help himself it just looked so realistic and tasty) or maybe he tried to get mc their favourite desert/snack from the human world or a voucher for free food from Hells Kitchen / Akuber.

Levi

some kind of video game / anime like maybe he gets mc the special edition version of their favourite game or the limited edition box set of their favourite anime that includes any bloopers or deleted scenes (when he's giving them his gift hes probably mumbling something about 'usually only normies do this kind of thing for their friends' or 'you probably wont like a gift a yucky otaku like me chose' mc will have to prove just how much they loved the gifts by staying up in an all night marathon either playing the game he got them or bingeing the anime with him)

Belphie

pillows and a blanket the softest ones he could find and the promise he'll do his best to stay awake through the day (spoiler he doesn't and ends up sleeping with them trapped in his baby grip/j either way though they're stuck with him for however long he chooses to sleep for, oh well its a good excuse to test their new pillow)

"Belphegor, you're going to have to wake up eventually!" Leviathans voice echoed as he tried to shake the seventh born awake

"It's fine, just let him sleep, he did his best to stay awake." Mc replied trapped in Belphegors arms as he napped his inescapable (baby) grip tightening slightly

"But, what about the rest of us who got you gifts Mc, we can only start eating once you've opened all of them." Beelzebub was holding a box that looked suspiciously like one of the cake boxes from Mc's favourite bakery in the human realm.

yayyyy Happy Birthday @aratnamed-cherryberry

(ur old now)

(i might make another part on my birthday about the others)

mmmmmmmmmastelisttttttttttttttttt

[fraddit]

Remember when blooper reels and behind the scenes featurettes and deleted scenes and physical media box sets existed?

[mysg1spacemonkey]

I just checked out my individual season box sets, and surprisingly I did not find bloopers. There’s interviews and featurettes and all kinds of other bonus material, but nothing labels solely as bloopers. I know I’ve seen some over the years, but that must have been on YouTube or something. I’m curious to see what @gatefiles discovers in the full series box set.

Forever salty that MGM didn't give us SG1 blooper reels.