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âYou better not be a cunty frog nurse when I get thereâ
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Slumber party question! What's your earliest memory of encountering beauty? The first thing you can recall where you looked at something and were struck by how beautiful it was?
#i'm asking because i heard 'colors of the wind' today#and i remembered when i was little#i saw a commercial for pocahontas in front of one of our movies#and it showed 'colors of the wind'#and i distinctly remember a shot where she's standing on a cliff with her hair streaming back and leaves swirling around her#and thinking it was the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen in my life#(i didn't see the movie until i was much older and was very underwhelmed)#i also recall going to a county fair where a woman was selling doll clothes#and there was a pink dress with a skirt made of layers and layers of lace#i thought it was the most beautiful dress in the world and mom got it for me#(at a time when there was not much spare cash)#the other earliest moment is a memory of getting to walk beside my mother as she went to communion#and being so happy because my church had stained glass windows showing the mysteries of the rosary#so the front right corner showed the coronation of mary#and i thought that window was the loveliest thing i'd ever seen#it was the beautiful window into heaven only grown-ups got to see but this was my chance
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Inspired by the tags on this post, what were you doing/where were you when you found out nagelsmann was about to get sacked?
#for me i was fresh out of a county fair when i opened tungle and saw ander's posts đđđ#then i opened twt and saw bayern trending and đ#there it sank#if this post doesn't take off... pretend you never saw it#fc bayern#rambless
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Me: i wanna make art that makes ppl feel smth
Also me: fucking around crocheting smth that is nothing
#i like the idea of abstract crochet more than the results so far#i saw this one piece at the county fair and i wish i knew what the stitch was called so i could try it#i need to go back to my giraffe#personal?
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(â çŹâ Âșâ âżâ Âșâ çŹâ )â âĄ
#went to the county fair today to officially mark the end of summer#had a very good time#saw many people that i know#and got many compliments on my outfit !!#original post#td style#fashion#style#goth#goth fashion#goth outfit#alt fashion#goth girl
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killing all time low with psychic beam attack
#mine#they made me buy a ticket to an LA SHOW when theyre gonna play in turlock??? bitch turlock is basically my hometown. are you KIDDING#whatever i guess ill just see them twice but im MAD#not really. actually very exciting lmao#edit: lmfao they havent posted it yet??? i saw this cuz i follow the Stanislaus county fair ig and Facebook.#the july 13th show is in bumfuck nowhere California đ€ come hang out in the worst part of the state w međ€ đ€
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i always tell myself "i don't need those concert tickets, i'll probably forget about it anyway" and then i regret it for the rest of my life
#throwback to when lord huron played IN DETROIT on MY BIRTHDAY but i couldn't make it#mcr in detroit in 2022........... the nurse outfit...... i was supposed to be there đ#my mom and i almost saw pat benatar last year but SHIT HAPPENS#the world does not want me to see concerts apparently#i used up all my luck when my family won hannah montana tickets from a radio show in 2007 lmaooo#i can't even watch shows at the county fair without something going wrong or the performer not showing up#this is my curse to bear
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living in a place so small its an âunincorperated communityâ (less than 3000 residents) means i am constantly exposed online to people who are living in a completely different universe than me. im walden maxxing. no contact with the outside world its just me and the liquor store down the road. i went to a real town the other day (was about an hour and a half away) and was like wow! this isnt a food desert :D! cos i could get a burger and a soda there for like 10 bucks instead of like 20 lol
#my âtownâ is more towny in the summer cos the businesses are actually open and the county fair is held here but in the winter its literally#impossible to do anything.#like i have all our trash and recycling dating back to november still in our house because we cant make it to the transfer station#this isnt a vent or anything i was just thinking about this cos i saw people posting about how it was hard to follow the boycott#and that is . not how it is for me at least
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Guess who got a very normal henna tattoo of a very inconspicuous flower.
#they were doing henna at the county fair and when i saw that they did custom designs i couldn't resist.#i had to put an omori reference on my body somewhere because i am OBNOXIOUS#omori#omori fanart#omori art#omori omori#omori mari#mari omori#white egret orchid#egret orchid#orchid#flower#flowers#plants#plantblr#henna#henna tattoo#henna art#henna design#if u don't know what henna is don't worry it's temporary I didn't put this on my arm permanently LOL#I just thought it'd be cool to try
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i saw a guy at the marshfield fair wearing a shirt that says "my pronouns are/[picture of eagle]/U.S.A." ... no they aren't
#tales from diana#i've never been to the marshfield fair or marshfield in general before but my brother and his wife live pretty close to there now#so we went. and boy was that place crowded#like that was 4 hours in the car round trip so i need to express how much i've never been to that fair#but it's not like the fairs that they usually do closer to my community#and it was very much in trump country lol#i saw bejeweled trump 2024 keychains. im not kidding#when ur in a red county or town the residents really have a way of letting u know#and i say that as someone who lives in one of those small towns myself. not as an outsider#ive gotten shit from ppl who live in (frankly wealthier or just more urbanized) places who act like my area is full of rural hicks#and it's always like derogatorily described as a new hampshire thing#i just need the urbanized massholes to look around at the non-rich non-boston parts of mass please just for once#ur no better than me. u got racist republicans too. ok goodnight#the fair was nice btw i just kept thinking about that stupid ass shirt all day#i tipped the bathroom attendant bc she was putting up w a lot#the line was ridiculously long and i only went in to wash my hands#and there were no chickens because there was an avian flu outbreak :( my favorite ... thing about fairs is the chickens#the pigs were cute. i pet a cow too#and i liked the bunnies#THERE WAS A BUNNY NAMED PERDITA!!!!#i think about getting bunnies all the time and naming them for the heroines of shakespeare's romances so that was crazy#i literally have wanted to name a bunny perdita before. i was like oh damn
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So I need to add a thing picked up from several generations of farmers & my own 30 years of firsthand experience for anyone who might not have their phone or phone service or a place with tornado sirens nearby:
If you feel the temperature starting to dip and notice the gray, possibly stormy clouds are getting a pale-blue/turquoise colour like so:
It's time to find somewhere to shelter for a bit. You're very likely about to get a thunderstorm, possibly hail. The wind will pick up, and you have only about 10 minutes or so to bunker down.
If, however, those clouds start to turn a pale-green/jade colour like this:
The odds are very, very likely that you're going to get a very, very intense storm. Get to shelter of some kind immediately to be safe.
While there's no official study correlating the sky colour to storm activity, I do know that the only times I've ever seen the sky turn that shade of green were always followed by a tornado warning only moments later.
Also make sure to trust your other senses. Does the air pressure feel different? Temperature changed? Are you out boating and noticed the waves getting choppier? Wind picking up? Birds unexpectedly flying in large groups? Birds going quiet?
My cousins and I almost died in a tornado a few years ago in Central Pennsylvania, and I swear that sky was practically a jewel just before the downdraft hit.
Be safe out there, y'all.
Love & Light
Without looking it up, when you first hear "Tornado Warning", what does that mean to you?
#fr fr tho they NEED to figure out a better system#even if one just had a different LETTER#people could be like 'oh w---' means this while letter---- means this'#tornado potential vs tornado warning?#that thing with my cousins- we were at a county fair with our phones off and i just- it /felt/ weird. we were supposed to have tstorms#all day but it felt wrong to me. so i kept checking the sky (as i do) and saw the turquoise first. and i just kinda 'okay#we're near some barns it'll be okay' but then when i checked a few minutes later it was JADE GREEN and i knew we were fucked#i told them there was a tornado coming and they didn't listen to me- 'ace they would have announced it' 'ace c'mon fr'#few seconds later the local sirens are going off everyone's phones are screaming and the announcement is made over the loudspeakers#anyway tornadoes are terrifying and underestimated and it kills me how few people take them seriously#long post#reference#weather#storms#tornado#shut up ace
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The dog I think of as My Dog was picked up from the shelter when I was about 16 and he was six months old. He was a cattle dog mix, which at the time was really uncommon in our area.
We were only getting a dog because my mom was worried about home invaders which was a bit insane as we were out in the country and weâd left our German Shepherd down in Arizona with my dad for complicated reasons.
I turned the corner and saw him. Instant connection. He was curled up dozing, all blue and white freckles with red ears and feeties. His clipboard said âSLYâ in huge red letters. I called it softly and he opened his eyes, ears perking. He roused to sleepily amble toward me, lick my fingers, then go lay back down.
My mom joined me in dismay, seeing the love dripping off of me. She hadnât wanted a puppy but it was clear which dog we were going home with.
Sly was a monstrous puppy. Fans of cattle dogs will be unsurprised to learn he was exceedingly clever, mischievous and Bored a Lot. It turned out his name hadnât been Sly. It was Billy. But I think we all know why a huge red warning had been applied to his kennel. We named him Sly anyway.
My mom doesnât remember threatening in earnest to bring him back but it happened. Sly loved to chew. He had no interest in fetch or most toys but he adored chewing. I lost headphones, backpack straps, and pillows to his voracious teething. We tried to dissuade him. He just learned to chew when we werenât looking. Then one day, clever but not smart, he set his teeth to a plugged in cord and electrocuted himself. He was fine, just really startled!
Thus ended the chewing, forever.
He wouldnât even pick up toys. He was fully convinced having things in his mouth was only a matter of time before they turned on him. Heâd run after a ball at dog parks, grab it in the euphoria of the chase, then immediately spit it out.
He was still a lot of dog and my moms rumblings about his poor behavior led me to join 4H with him. My friend Lia was in with her spaniels so I had an in. We did twice weekly training in obedience and showmanship.
That was it. Sly transformed into the best dog. From a bored unmanageable puppy he became a partner, ready to work on whatever we needed to work on. He learned buckets of commands, eager to please. Sit, down, wait, stand, front, back up, shake, roll, heel. The only thing we could never convince him to do was speak. His bark was reserved for Danger.
We went to compete in the county fair together, entering obedience trials and dog show portions.
The instructions are clearly stated before obedience testing. A dog must stay sitting for two minutes when told to stay, and three minutes for laying down. If our dog broke we were not supposed to speak to reissue commands, simply wait quietly.
It was us in a line with five other dogs. He passed the sitting part just fine. The down one was longer and a wretched golden retriever broke. But then his trainer pulled out a ball and started trying to redirect him with it. The other dogs watched with interest but stayed down. Sly started up. He desperately wanted to herd the golden back into place.
With elbows off the ground he froze, realizing his mistake. His head whipped to me. In silence, I swept my arm down in the nonverbal command for down. He dropped obediently and watched me fixedly for the rest of the time. I think he could feel my disappointment.
We failed.
But the judge came up to us afterward as I was petting him and said, âI was so impressed your dog knows nonverbal commands, and that other dog was so distracting! Letâs retest with the next batch.â
I was thrilled and Sly was steadfast, staring unblinkly at me for the full three minutes with utter determination. He won blue ribbons in obedience and got later best in breed since there was no other cattle dogs.
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I wanna start collecting something
Put in the tags things you collect/ cool things youâve seen other collect :D
#saw a collection of sugar packets at the county fair#it fucked so hard#they had sugar packets from like 80 countries#including one from the research base in Antarctica
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Stupid Prizes
Pairing: dbf!Joel x Reader
Summary: Before you head back to college, your dad wants to go on one last family outing: the county fair. The only problem? Your secret fuckbuddy, Joel, is there.
Warnings: 18+. Sneaky, unprotected p-in-v. Joel pining for you while your dad is beside him, oblivious for now. Semi-public sex (on a ferris wheelâdonât ever do that). Gross misuse of a candy apple. Age gap. Jealous Joel. Teasing. Angst(!) Mentions of infidelity/abandonment.
Word count: 10.0k
The gingham dress was your best idea yet.
For Joel, nothing couldâve been worse.
Heâd cum down your throat no more than ten minutes ago, and with just a glimpse of your new getup bounding down the stairsâyouâd had to change after he painted your last one whiteâJoel almost inhaled his Heineken.
He coughed and sputtered and hacked the beer back up while you strolled past the sofa and grinned at your dad.
âReady to go, old man?â
It was just a short red frock with a sweetheart neckline.
The fabric cinched at the waist and flowed with every step you would take. Turning slightly to toy with the hem, and teasing the only eyes on you, you corrected yourself:
âSorryâŠold men, I mean.â
Something like amusement flashed in Joelâs eyes.
Didnât seem to mind this old manâs cock down yourâ
âI was born ready, kid,â your dad answered, still messing with something on his key ring, âHow âbout you, Miller?â
âYessir.â Joel stood.
He recalled you saying something similar before opening your mouth in the guest bathroom just fifteen minutes earlier. Joelâs cock twitched in his jeans at the memory, and his cheeks mightâve tinged a little, remembering how fast heâd cum. Youâd only smiled and sucked your thumb, getting a taste of the residue that had missed your chest.
âQuite a mess you made there, Joel.â
And you repeated those words, at length, with only you and him to know what it had meant to you both before.
You gestured to the smattering of crushed potato chips on his shirt, and your grin got bigger. Joel grew redder.
âYeahâŠâ he mumbled, brushing the crumbs off his front. He wasnât nearly as fast with the comebacks as he was with other kinds of comings and goings, and he knew it. He set the bag of Lays aside and seemed ready to leave.
But when heâd licked the salt off his lips and caught you staringâwhen he saw his friend go back to the kitchen:
âI had to be quick,â he said. Then, lowering his voice, âYou know betterân anyone what a messy eater I am.â
Of course you knew that. Joel winked at you, and you winked back, mostly making fun of the boomer move. He reached for youâthe edge of your skirt scarcely hanging a fraction of the way down your thighsâand he opened his mouth to speak again, when there was the sound of heavy boots at the threshold of the room. Joel leaned past your body and snagged the bag of chips instead.
âFood for the road?â He turned to his friend.
âAll you,â your dad replied, smiling and waving the chips off as he went for the front door, âI swear your stomachâs a bottomless pit, man. Eatinâ me outta house and home.â
Joel looked at you when your dad was past you both.
House and home ainât the only thing Iâm gonnaâ
âLetâs go,â you chirped, fast, âI call shotgun!â
This would be a long, long day, no doubt.
The county fair had been his friendâs idea. One last day of âfamily funâ before his little girl went back to school out East, and Joel hadnât seen Bellville in years, so heâd asked him if he wanted to join. After a shared, brief stint in abstinence camp, the answer shouldâve been clear:
âNO.â
But Joel hadnât learned very much from the Fireflies in the less than 72 hours heâd spent livingâand also fucking youâthere, so heâd nodded and said âOkay.â
Now you were twenty minutes out from the fairgrounds with a near-depleted tank of gas in the truck, obliged to make a quick pit stop at a Texaco. It was the first time heâd been alone with you since youâd set off from Austin. The second his friend was gone and headed inside to buy a pack of smokes, he heard a seatbelt come undone.
Earlier, he had raced you and beat you to the car to lay claim on the passenger seat, so youâd been in the back this whole time. He barely saw you before he felt you, climbing over the center console and then into his lap.
Straddling him while the Eagles played faintly overhead.
âFeel fucking insane not being able to touch you right now,â you huffed against his lips, kissing him hungrily.
Joel groaned. Felt your lower half grind into his. Almost rutted his hips up and yearned to have you seated on something other than just his denim-clad crotch when he sucked in a breath and remembered where he was. He nudged your hips and fisted the fabric in his hand.
âYou in this dress ainât helpinâ me either,â he growled.
You grinned against him, then hiked the red-and-white material up your legs a little more. Joel felt something like a shockwave when he saw what was underneath it.
Or, rather, what wasnât there at all: your panties.
âBathroom quickie?â you said, already breathless, âIâll tell my dad I got cramps. Iâve been so wet this whole tiââ
âDarlinâ.â
Joelâs eyes had drifted down to the place where your body and his were touchingârubbingânow. Even from this limited vantage point, he could see a glistening patch sticking from your bare seam to his jeans, and it was pooling on the fabric. Practically oozing out of your cunt while you rocked your hips and begged him please.
âPlease, just one. Iâll be good the rest of the day, daddy.â
âFuck,â Joel hissed.
His pupils were wide, and his mind was seriously considering it. Stupidly so, he reckoned; your dad was bound to be back any second, and surely you couldnât both be gone for more than five minutes without raising suspicions. It was a reckless endeavor, he already knew.
And when he saw his old friend strolling out the front doors of the Texaco, his decision was made for him.
He watched you scramble off his lap and back to your seat, body quick and lithe and giggling the whole way.
âGonna get me murdered, girl,â Joel panted, gruff.
Your own smile didnât waver; you just settled back into the middle seat and let your gaze trail out the window, trying to fix your eyes on something to calm you down.
You already had the sense that nothing would. Your teeth bit your bottom lip between them to forestall the threat of another laugh while your dad approached the vehicle.
From the radio, âLife in the Fast Laneâ kept playing.
As old as they were, Joel Miller and your dad had a funny way of acting more like kids than you ever had, at any age. As your trio approached the wide, gleaming gates of the Austin County Fair, you saw your dad nudge Joel, and Joel shoved him back, and somewhere in the midst of all the ribbing, you heard your dad say, clear as day:
âIf Iâm takinâ a whole day off work, Iâm gettinâ hammered.â
You knew by that tone this would an interesting afternoon, to say the least. You held your ticket tighter.
And for a moment, you wished youâd worn underwear. Itâd been a split-second decision to peel them off before skipping downstairs, and it had worked well enoughâJoel walking with a limp all throughout the parking lot and trying to shield the tent in his jeansâbut now you were the one in greater danger still. Seeing your secret family-friend-with-benefits in his tight, light, heather grey shirt and jeans, hips adorned with a hefty belt and moving deliciously with each new step he took, you were transfixed. Left to watch him and gawk and grow wetter between the legs with every passing second, there was nothing you could do about it now. Likely sensing this, Joel raked a hand through his grey-flecked hair and hummed to himself. His bicep bulged through the sleeve.
âNice little view, ainât it?â he asked, nodding to the outline of a dozen shining rides and attractions ahead.
Go fuck yourself, Joel.
âCanât wait to ride that.â You pointed to the ferris wheel, though the finger in your mind was aimed closer to him.
âFunnel cake,â your dad beamed, eyeing a nearby stand.
The three of you werenât walking for much longer before he insisted on buying one. Joel had had a hankering for lemonade himself, so heâd fallen in line behind you and your dad. When it was your turn to order, you paused.
Then, pointing again:
âCan you get me one of those?â
Youâd had to stand on tiptoes to see it inside the display, but from Joelâs own height, he was certain to have seen what you meant. While your dad shilled out the cash, not batting an eye, the man behind him clenched his jaw.
Candy apple, hon? Real fuckinâ mature.
Your eyes met his as soon as youâd turned, treat in hand.
I thought you liked seeing big things in my mouth, Joel.
He wouldâve scowled if he wasnât next in lineâand your dad wasnât walking so close behind, sniffing his food.
Joel ordered his drink, drank it fast, and found his thirst no better quenched than when heâd started. Youâd sat across from him at the table and made sure of that.
You dragged your tongue up the sugar-coated apple just like youâd done to his shaft that morning and blinked, savoring the taste. Feigning innocence as he looked on.
And what else could he do? If not watch you, then peer at your father, furtively, and make sure he wasnât able to see so much as a second of this little show you were putting on now. Joel glanced around you, too. No one else seemed to notice what was going on, even when your lips left a soft, sweet suction near the top of the apple, and he couldâve sworn heâd heard you moan.
It was just in his head. He was remembering how youâd done it that morning, mouth sinking down his length and whimpering when youâd reached the base. The way your eyes had watered, your free hand had reached between your legs, and your lips had welcomed him in; it was all burned in his memory, and not retreating any time soon.
Neither was the blood rushing to his dick, he reckoned.
You didnât seem to care. Even when a bright pink river of spit and sugar trickled out of your mouth, you didnât flinch. You let it slide down to your chin. Right before it reached the end of your face, and you were certain Joelâs gaze was glued to the spot, you licked a little bit of it off. You didnât get it all in one go, so you shifted your snack to the other hand and then swiped your thumb under your lips. You brought it up to your mouth and sucked it, just like youâd done with Joelâs cum on it earlier that day.
Joel chucked his cup in the trash. Your dad took another bite of his deep-fried pastry and, talking between chews:
âThat was fast.â
âNeedâa stretch my legs,â Joel announced, abrupt.
He turned to you, and your thumb came out of your mouth. The frown on his face was unmistakable, though your father probably thought it was just from having to squint against the sun. Not because he was incensed.
Out for revenge.
âReady to get wrecked, kiddo?â he asked you.
Your eyes widened, and your tongue quit licking.
What?
Then you saw him nod to some spot over your shoulder. You didnât have the nerve to follow his gaze as he did.
Faintly, you could make out a smirk crossing his lips.
âArcadeâs over there. Unless youâre too scared.â
Your dad raised a dumbass, not a quitter.
Youâd accepted Joelâs proposal without a second thought, and your father seemed pleased to have the chance to peruse the food stands and beer carts to his heartâs content. Youâd set off quickly. Your candy apple was still in your hand when you saw your friend lean over.
Joel opened his mouth, and he took a big, angry bite.
âYouâre insane,â he said after, words muffled by fruit.
You took your first steps inside the dark, cool building littered with machines and fun activities of every kind, and deep down, you were happy youâd had that treat. You took a bite yourself, then discreetly patted his ass through his jeans and told him, âOnly for you, Miller.â
You werenât sure why youâd said it. As soon as the words came out of your mouth, you regretted it, no matter how stupid and playful the message was meant to be read. But then Joel nudged you backâactually wrapped his arm around your shoulder and pulled you into his side.
His mouth was close to you, and you could feel the smile:
âJust how I like it.â
Your cheeks heated a little. You werenât so fond of the intimate moveâin public like this, even as dark as the arcade happened to beâbut you couldnât deny the flutter in your stomach. You swallowed the rest of your apple, and with it, any shred of emotion, or so you were hoping. You nudged Joel off of you under the guise of trying to point to something new, and his eyes followed.
âCâmon. At least pick something youâve got half a shot of winning,â he said, swiftly. Sounding smug as he spoke.
You plodded on anyway, not hesitating at all.
âIâve got more than half a shot,â you assured him, tone arguably twice as conceited, âNow if youâre scaredââ
âYou canât use my own lingo against me, little girl.â
âThen nut up or shut up, old man.â
Joel scoffed. You chewed. The two of you approached the Skee-Ball machines with near identical looks of ambition and zeal, and sensing this tension wouldnât dissipate with any more shit-talking, you got to work.
The first game was close. You beat him by less than ten points, and you guessed that that had been due in part to Joelâs own will. You saw him make more than two pitches so outrageously bad that youâd had to have guessed he was going easy on you. As soon as you felt that, youâd scowled. Pointed angrily at the scoreboard.
âYou canât just let me win, Miller!â you said, shrill.
Joelâs hands went up, and you knew heâd deny it all.
âNo need to gloat, now, honeyââ
âFuck off,â you snapped, all while fighting back a smile, âGimme your A game or donât bother playing, honey.â
And he did.
The next game left you destroyed, roughly 900 to 320. You stepped back from the machine, feeling a frown start to form on your lips but knowing youâd asked for this, and just as Joel was about to lean in to offer a conciliatory hug, he had to stop. Both of you turned.
Somewhere behind you, youâd heard a voice.
It was young, male, and audibly amused.
âHe really whooped your ass, huh?â
Your eyebrows raised as soon as you saw the source. Your scowl morphed into a smile, and your eyes were brightâtoo bright, almost. You ran over to hug the boy.
He was a boy, after all. Likely no more than half Joelâs weight soaking wet and wearing the biggest, dumbest grin that could only belong to a guy your age. He hugged you back, and his arms tightened around you. Comfily.
âWade!â you gushed, squeezing him hard. You stepped back and looked him over, as if in shock, âItâs beenâŠâ
âForever,â Too-comfy-cozy Wade finished for you.
Joel frowned.
âAnd here I thought you were gone away for good!â you laughed, âWent off to get that fancy Stanford degreeââ
ââand you, in Bostonââ the boy chimed in.
Before the reminiscing could go on much further, you remembered yourself and turned back to Joel. Still beaming as bright as youâd been when you first saw the kid, you gestured indistinctly, tongue-tied for a second.
âThisâ Joel, this is Wade Pritchett, one of my friends from high school,â you introduced him. Letting the two menâor, rather, mustached boy and muscled manâshake hands. Evidently, you were too stoked to notice.
âHe moved out to Sacramento our senior year, and none of us thoughtâ well, weâ we figured weâd probably never see him again. Fuckinâ west coast hot shot he is.â
You smirked as you nudged his ribs, and something in Joel turned to month-old milk: sour, rancid, and heavy. His stomach turned inside him, and he hardly knew why. All he noticed was that he didnât like the eyes you were making at him, and he hated the face Wade had for you.
Joel was just looking out for you, really.
You could do so much better than this douche.
âThis is my friend,â you said to Wade, motioning back. Then, reconsidering just a second, âMy dadâs friend.â
Joel didnât like that.
Wade gave him a brief once-over and hardly seemed to see him at all. In that millisecond of a look, Joel saw it:
âOld family friend. No worries there.â
Foolishly, Joel wished the chump couldâve seen what youâd been doing the night beforeâimpaled on his cock and riding him as hard as your knees would allow you:
âDaddy, please, daddy, daddy, daddy.â
âJoel?â Your voice cut in his mind like a knife.
Joel blinked.
âYeah?â
âOkay if Wade joins?â
âOh, yeah. Yeah.â
Not that it mattered now. Royal pain-in-the-ass Pritchett was already getting the machine next to yours set up.
Joel eyed him once more and tried to swallow his pride.
Somewhere along the way, it got stuck in his throat.
Three rounds was all he could take.
You on Wade, Wade on youâgoading each other on in the most sly, flirtatious ways. Or maybe it was just Joel imagining that. Regardless, the man didnât feel guilty at all when, at the conclusion of the third game, heâd tried to feign a casual tone and told you your dad would be expecting you back any minute, better wrap things up.
âHe texted me like twenty minutes ago saying heâd be neck-deep in craft beer for an hour. I think weâre good,â you replied, and the indifference in yours didnât have to be faked. You grinned at Wade, and Wade grinned back.
âWell, he texted me a second ago that he was holding a spot for us in line at the ferris wheel, so letâs roll, kid.â
That was a lie.
Joel didnât like himself for doing it. But, again, he didnât like Wade Pritchett even more, and he reasoned that he was doing you a favor, anyway. He searched for the exit.
âItâs alright, my momâs probably looking for me, too.â
We get it, Pritchett. Youâre a mamaâs boy.
âAh, okay.â You almost sounded sad.
Donât be, baby. Youâre daddyâs girl, remember?
Wade pulled you in for a hug; Joel wanted to deck him.
âIâll be in town all week if you wannaââ
âI wish. My flight leaves tomorrow,â you cut in. Now your tone was really despondent. Your mouth was pouting.
It was just Joelâs eyes. He was seeing things. He was thinking you cared for this guy more than you probably ever did, and he was getting himself worked up over nothing. He clenched one hand into a fist by his side and waited for the anger to subside. Sadly, it was slow to go.
âMaybe we couldâŠgo out for drinks later or something?â
That suggestion didnât make things any easier on Joel.
âIâd love to.â
Your reply didnât exactly set his mind at ease, either.
At last, he decided heâd had enough. Turning on his heels, he bid a terse goodbye to shithead Pritchett and walked out of the arcade. He didnât stop until heâd hit one of the bar carts your dad had been raving about outside.
He contemplated buying a drink. Maybe two. In fact, heâd just been eyeing three cans of Coors Light and was fishing for his wallet when he heard your voice again.
âJoel?â
âYeah?â His tone was clipped.
If you felt it, you didnât show it.
âAre we riding the ferris wheel or not?â
He probably shouldâve given a verbal answer in the affirmative. Instead, heâd just nodded his head and started off the other way, expecting you to follow.
The walk was short. Youâd had to weave through a sea of fairgoers, including schoolkids, college-aged drunks, and more than a fair share of loved-up couples, but that wasnât too bad. Joel just ignored each one and didnât stop until youâd reached the line for the ferris wheel.
Or what was left of the line, anyway.
Unlike what Joel had told you, there was no wraparound queue for you to join. Your father wasnât there. Once youâd passed a look over the dozen-odd people waiting patiently for it to be their turn on the ride, you felt your stomach turn. Joel had never texted your dad at all.
âHeâs not coming, is he?â Dispensing with the obvious.
Joel still wouldnât look your way. Heâd just sidled up behind the last people in lineâa group of older folks who all seemed eager to get on the ferris wheel. You scoffed when you saw Joelâs expression harden, and you planned to turn away. Then the people up front started to move. For a moment, you were torn between telling him off and leaving him there. At length, you settled on saying, low:
âYou lied.â
Joel followed the moving line, and a few more people started to trickle in behind you. Before you could even think to speak again, you were nudged ahead by the force of that crowd, and had only to keep glaring.
âHeyââ you hissed, only five steps away from the platform now. The ride attendant was scanning the line, appearing to count the people approaching the gate, and when his eyes landed on you, you made out a little grin.
âAww, your daughter scaredâa heights or somethinâ?â
Heâd said it to Joel, sounding cheeky. His teeth gleamed in the light of a hundred different neon bulbs, and you had to avert your face to keep from revealing its disgust.
So everyone else still thinks heâs my dad. Thatâs nice.
You couldnât see Joelâs expression, but you imagined it looked the same. You shuffled ahead, reluctantly, and heard a lady behind you laugh; the sound had a tipsy lilt.
âMy kidâs the same wayâyouâll be fine, hon,â she slurred.
Heights arenât the issue here, youâd wanted to snap back, for no other reason than your own disdain for Joel and the present situation. He walked in front of you, still refusing to meet your gaze, and soon you were perched on the platform, sandwiched between two semi-rowdy throngs of fairgoers with no clear means of escape. You crossed your arms and stared up at the back of his head. The look you gave him probably couldâve burned holes in his skull if irritation had been the means of achieving it.
You were seated on the ride in minutes. The compartment was surprisingly large, and its walls high, with glass on every side. Under a waning afternoon sun, the views you expected to see were bound to be pretty. All that was left to detract from its splendor was Joelâ hunkered down opposite you and manspreading. Wide.
Sitting in total silence with his denim-covered legs split in a âVâ. Watching you and rubbing one thigh, absently.
âYouâve got some nervââ you started in.
âYeah, no. No. That kid was gettinâ on my nervesââ
It amazed you how fast Joel was to return your words with a hostile quip of his own, anger flashing in his eyes.
âWhatâd he even do?! Heâs my friendâ my best friendââ
Fury flitted to something like discomfort, momentarily.
âOh yeah? Just friends?â
âWhat the fuck does it matter to you?â
In your own expression, rage flared unchecked. You didnât particularly care what Joel thought now if he was immature enough to act like this, and the walls of the compartment were thick enough to prevent anyone elseâs hearing a word of it. The ride continued to rumble along, letting on new passengers with each new stop.
Joel mightâve paused. Couldâve stared out the window for all you knewâeverything but the wheel itself seemed to be moving at lightning speed, and time was sliding.
âBecause Iâ Iâ I give a shit, kid. I care.â
âAnd that makes lying to me alright?â
âI was just worried for yourââ
âBullshit. What would you need to be so worried about? Me playing Skee-Ball with an old friend and maybe getting drinks? You can fuck right off with that.â
Joel opened his mouth to speak, but he shut it when the ride suddenly jolted to a stop. It sputtered. Then, after a long, tense moment, it slowly ascended again. You took this lull in speech as your own chance to re-intervene:
âThatâs not âcare.â Or âworry,ââ you continued, words dripping with condescension, âThatâs controlling.â
âControlling?â
âDonât play dumb.â
Joel Miller always did.
âItâs notââ
âIt isââ
âProtecting you from assholes like himââ
ââheâs notâand I never asked you to do that!â
âSo I just sit by and watch him touch whatâs mineââ
âIâm not yours, Joel!â
Your last words echoed through the car like a shotgunâs report. Youâd said it with such forceâso emphatic for him not to be mistaken in what this was, or whose you wereâwhen you hardly even knew how you felt yourself. It was a knee-jerk reaction, and one that Joel knew only too well. The last time you two fucked, heâd begged the same: âSay youâre mine,â and no matter how close youâd been to release at the time, you simply couldnât say it. Now, clear-headed and mostly clothed, you still despised those words. Emotions. Uniquely juxtaposed with Joelâs jealousy over Wade, youâd never wanted to say it louder:
âIâm not yours, and I never will be. So just stop.â
More cruel.
âAre we clear?â
The car came to a halt near the top. When Joel still hadnât deigned to answer, you leaned in closer.
âI said, are we fucking clear, Miller?â
Then you didnât have to wait.
âI hear you.â
Of course he heard. His face was hard. His eyes were like two brown stones in the sockets, and the line of his mouth was tight. Whatever use you mightâve had in trying to decipher that look was ignored for the time being; you were still too angry. And, perhaps owing to this stateâwith a white-hot look fixed on him and your head full of blinding, bitter thoughtsâyou were more than susceptible to surprise. You jumped when you felt it.
Felt him with a hand moving from his leg to yours.
It went quick but was almost too ridiculous to fathomâhow swift Joel was in reaching for you, hoisting you into his lap, letting your limbs straddle his hips with all the ease of old, welcome habits. It mightâve worked just as well, were it not for the tension in your legs. The short, sharp, âJoelâ and a look flitting out to either side of you.
âWhat?â he grunted.
You heard a fly unzip.
âWeâre on aââ
Before you could finish, and as if to furnish the answer for you, the ride shuddered back to life. Its descent was slow, but any movement now made your stomach churn. It didnât matter that most of the cabin was encased in metal, the rest semi-tinted plexiglass, or that your space was almost entirely shielded from the view of other carsâit was too much of a risk, as was everything with him.
Joel remained blind to it all. Your cabin came to a stop, still high in the sky, and then you felt him grip something between you. In one swift motion, he had the head of his cock rubbing your seam. You sighed; his eyes were cold.
âCâmon thenâŠshow me what ainât mine,â he murmured.
His voice was low. You hated those words. This was more than just that. Your cunt slid and accepted him anyway.
For a second, your gaze was level with his. Your hips hadnât stirred, and he was crawling inch-by-inch inside you, pulling you down. The act couldâve been intimate, had the words that passed before not been so harshâand the place not been a fucking amusement park.
When the ride resumed its slow, rumbling circuit, he didnât make your bodies part, but instead flipped you around. Your back was flush with his front, and by all appearances, you were innocently perched on his lap.
What the tens, or dozens, or hundreds of strangers ambling around down below couldnât see was that a cock was nestled inside you, too. That with every gentle bump of the wheel, a man several decades your senior was filling you to the hilt, sending waves of pleasure through your body and his while he stuffed you tight. What your dad didnât know was that this was his friend. That the nose nudging the skin between your sleeve and your neck belonged to Joel, and his breaths were short.
Trying to calm the flutter of his pulse and the pull of his lungs, he flattened his hands on either one of your thighs. He rubbed his palms back and forth, and you glanced down to find the insides of your legs extra shiny.
Slick, pretty, and full of him. He tilted your chin back up.
âNice and quiet for daddyânice and still. No squirminâ.â
He nudged your hips forward, and his cock brushed a wet, spongy ridge inside you. You had to purse your lips to swallow a noise. You felt your cunt drool even more.
The car swung low, in the line of sight of far too many eyes, and then it stopped again. You werenât at liberty to move at all, and still, the feel of Joel inside you was raw.
Grating, almost.
It made the prospect of conversation seem the tiniest bit easier, thoughâforced to face away from each other and act civil now. Right before the ride started up again, you gripped the armrest and anchored your feet to his boots.
âFeelsâŠgood,â you whimpered.
âThat so?â Joel murmured back.
âSoâoh.â
Your words fell apart at the next brush of his hand, sliding down to your heat and taking his index and middle fingers to the precious, pulsing bud in between.
Soon the car was up at a comfortable height. You sighed.
Your legs pressed together over Joelâs, and you felt him rub the tips of his fingers even harder, circles tighter.
âI know,â he said, sensing your words before they came, âI know it feels nice, baby. Keep that chin up for daddy.â
Donât let them know Iâm inside you. Stay quiet.
But his girth was so much. The tug of his smooth, throbbing manhood between your walls was almost more than you could take. You laced the fingers of your free hand with his over your thigh, and you held them tight as your hips wriggled back. You couldnât help it, feeling a welt of pleasure start to blossom in your belly.
âJoelââ you started.
âDonât talk,â Joel grumbled, stern, âItâll draw attention.â
You sensed there was more to it than that. Your fingers threaded even deeper through his, and he squeezed them back. Between your bodies, there rose a soft, gentle tap, tap, tap with the thrusts Joel was able to deliver now that you were back up high and out of sight. If there was any time to speak, this was your window.
Joel probably wished you hadnât, but you tried, anyway.
âYou know itâs been years sinceââ
âSince?â
Now you didnât want to say it. But you knew you had to.
âWadeâs been my friend sinceââ
Another influx of something soft and tender inside you. Joel holding your hand, pushing himself deeper, and trying not to groan when you clenched around him. Hating that he had to hear that name, most likely.
You despised the words even more before you said them:
ââsince my mom left.â
It was an awful time to be bringing this up, admittedly. Both of you on the brink of release with Joelâs cock buried as far inside you as it would go, his fingers entwined with yours, and the ride drifting lower.
And lower, lower, lower still. Joelâs breaths picked up.
The car shuddered to a halt almost halfway down. You didnât have to see his face to picture it a little more rigid than itâd been before. Heâd known your dad long enough to remember the time his wife had walked out on him.
âWhen we were, like, thirteenââ You continued, as if you needed to remind him of any of the particulars. Joel hardly knew you back then, though, ââhe was my friend. Wadeâs been one of myâ my closestâ he was thereââ
You couldnât be sure if it was the subject of discussion or simply how close you were to cumming that kept your tongue from forming a coherent string of words, but here you were. Joelâs grip on your hand had loosened, and the movements of his hips had slowed considerably. You hoped heâd be too lost in his own pleasure to care.
âI remember,â he returned quietly.
That was all he said for a moment. Out of habit, your legs parted more for his touch, and you whimpered, feebly, as the fingers kept circling your clit. The ride started again.
âYou donât have toââ And again, his voice was low.
âIâm not saying that as anâ as an excuse or anything.â
You didnât know why you were saying it at all. You just wanted Joel to know he didnât need to be jealous. That Wade had been a friend through a dark and bleak season of your life, and that was all it had ever, or would ever, be.
While the car was still suspended in air, and the sights below all relatively small, you got the sense youâd have to deal with this budding bliss inside you a bit quicker than anticipated. Joel was all wordless encouragement. You almost wished you couldâve seen his face as he urged you to come undone, keep making yourself feel good, thatâs it, cum for me, but frankly, it was probably for the best you couldnât look him in the eye right now. Beyond just needing release, you wanted him to see you in a more vulnerable light than youâd ever beenâfacing away seemed the least painful position to have that happen.
With your fingers and his still interlaced and your hips moving a little more quickly, Joel could feel your pleasure soaking his jeans, and he pulled you down closer to him.
He nudged the back of your neck with his nose. He panted against it gently, tenderly. Then he kissed it.
âDonât needâa say anything else, darlinâ. Iâm sorry.â
Iâm sorry.
Under any other circumstances, an apology from a man would have been the last thing to send you over the edge, but today, you couldnât help it. Just as the car started up again, you hit your peak with Joel still stuffed inside you, and you gripped his hand as hard as you could. You fought to keep the moans contained behind your lips, but it was hardâand Joelâs constant, tender caresses with his lips and fingers made it that much worse. He trailed kisses down your neck and shoulder and told you gently, âThatâs it, good girl, thatâs my girl.â
My girl.
Again.
You almost didnât mind it being said this time around.
Almost.
In truth, you didnât have half a mind to think much of anything in that moment. You just curled your toes and pressed your back into Joel while the warm, euphoric waves coursed through you, and you let yourself be content with what heâd said. Whatever he meant by it.
In the minute that followed, you sensed he was perilously close to finishing, too. So, as soon as youâd made it down from your highâand the ride, too, was circling back and making its way through the final cyclesâyou crawled off of Joel. You got on your knees. For the first time in what seemed like hours, you locked eyes with him; your mouth moved lower still. Youâd barely latched your lips onto the head of his cock before he was shooting off rope after rope after rope of his cum. Warmth splattered down your tongue and throat, and you swallowed it all obediently.
You didnât need to be told when the ride was over. You heard a buzz, felt it jolt, and, unfortunately for you and Joel, your car was one of the first to be let off. You had to hurry off your knees and back into your seat, across from your panting, silver-haired friend, just seconds before the door to your left swung open. You began to stand.
Joel followed you out. His spend was still stuck to your throat in some places, the scent of his skin and his stubble and his extra heavy load all fresh to your senses. You wiped one corner of your mouth and kept walking.
And it was in this state you remained another second or two. You were just about to take your first steps off the platform, mind floating over somewhere tranquil and warm, when your thoughts were presently interrupted.
Your steps, too, were cut short. Joel had stopped you.
Then he grabbed your face, and he kissed you.
Your world froze a moment. You didnât have time to think, or react, or even kiss him back, so you just stood there and let him hold you to him. It was over in a blink.
And one glance over Joelâs shoulder after he did it, to the ride attendant and nearly every last person in line, said they were just as stunned. Some sick, by the looks of it.
âHeâs NOT my dad!â you wanted to yell, out of habit.
Seeing the eyes Joel had fixed on youâthe smile that followedâtheir suspicions didnât matter to him at all.
You walked off together, still considering those words:
My girl.
A month wouldnât be so bad. Two was tolerable, even.
The next few hours spent with Joel made it seem like you could go a year or longer without seeing his face, and nothing between you would change too much.
He was a friend. A good friend. Not just your dadâs old companion, but your own. Whatever else was left beyond that could be explored down the road, but for now, you were content to just let him hold your hand in places you werenât likely to be seen, and kiss you in those he hoped your dad wouldnât be. Maybe fuck you on a ferris wheel.
At the thought of going back to college tomorrow, not seeing him again until Thanksgiving or Christmas at the earliest, you didnât feel too sad. You did get an extra burst of yearning when Joelâs hands would find your hips and push you off to some shaded, semi-discreet area and heâd tell you, softly, âI donât know what Iâm gonna do without ya, kidâ before kissing you with a hunger all over again. That made you think you might miss him a little.
Youâd warned him not to lie to you again. He promised he wouldnât. You believed him, at least as far as your general mistrust of men would allow, and you had left it at that.
Now the tips of his fingers were brushing your own, and his mouth was grinningâcoated in all sorts of sauces from the barbecue you two had been devouring. It was approaching six oâclock. He held the last Carolina-style pulled pork slider up to you, and you shook your head.
âIâm stuffed,â you said, pained.
Really, you were. You and Joel had decided to join in on the fairâs 25th annual BBQ and Chili Cook-off an hour ago, and now your stomachs were suffering immensely.
You made a face in disgust when he tried to push it closer, âJoel, Iâll projectile vomit if you donâtâ donâtââ
You squealed when he leaned in, thinking he was planning to smush the patty in your faceâyouâd done that to him with some coleslaw not too long agoâbut instead, he dropped the burger. He pressed what non-sticky parts of his hands he could get on your face and, cupping your cheeks between his palms, he kissed you.
Then he kissed you again, and again, and again.
This time, it felt more like an attack. Not an attempt at being affectionate, which heâd shown himself amply capable of all day, but really just a way to smear your lips and chin with sauce and get you extra pissed off at him.
It worked. You bit his lower lip at the last kiss.
And, instead of wincing in pain or biting you back, Joel surprised you by groaning a little bit against your mouth. His grip loosened from your face, and he leaned back.
âBehaveâ was all he said. Smirking.
If any one of Joel Millerâs quasi-fatherly lectures had ever met with success before, this would not be one of them. You only rolled your eyes and were about to reply with some variant of âMake meâ when your phone buzzed in your pocket. You pulled it out to see the new notification.
Nothing more than a reminder to check in for your flight. But that sight also roused some awareness in you that it was just then starting to get late, and you hadnât heard a word from your father in hours. You and Joel had been extraordinarily fortunate that day in hearing that your dad happened to run into some friends at the livestock show, and had been occupiedâplastered, most likelyâever since. You hadnât thought to question it before, just happy to have your dad out of your hair for the afternoon, but now that it was late and all the shows were long since over, you had to wonder if it wasnât time to shoot him that text. Bring your last happy, fun-filled night with Joel for the next two months to an end, and head home.
You started to send him a message. Joel peered over your shoulder, absently wiping his hands on a napkin.
âHe said he was headed over to a concert last time we talked. Some band he likes,â he hummed, âWanna go?â
You werenât too keen on seeing the likes of any Creed-adjacent artist your dad so loved to listen to himself, but if it gave you an excuse to stretch your time with him and Joel, you didnât mind. You nodded, then deposited your phone back into your pocket. You were just about to stand when Joel held you back. Heâd snagged your hand.
âHang on, ya got a littleââ he said, soft. Then he lifted his napkin and started wiping at the sides of your mouth. His motions had all the crude, brute force of a man whoâd never wiped a personâs face beforeâhe seemed more concerned getting the vinegar-based glaze off your cheeks than impressing you with how tender he could beâbut the gesture was received well enough. For once, you resisted the urge to roll your eyes and just smiled.
âYouâre taking me to the airport tomorrow, right?â
âLong as itâs alright with your dad.â
âYou could spend the night, too.â
Joel paused. He flitted a look from your lips to your eyes, then, finding a sly playfulness in both, only hummed. Stopped wiping long enough to kiss you on the cheek.
âWeâll seeââ
âIâll be real goodââ
âOh, I bet you wonât.â
But by the end of it, Joel was grinning too. He didnât protest when your lips returned the favor from his, and they left an equally sweet and clean kiss on his cheek.
He didnât bat an eye when your hand slid up his leg either. He just squeezed yours back and helped you up.
âGonna get me murdered, Iâm tellinâ you,â he murmured in your ear as you stood, just like heâd said to you earlier.
You figured if heâd had his pick of ways to risk his life, sneaking into your room tonight wouldnât be the worst possible option. You threw your trash away and started off for the entertainment pavilion, following the music.
It was almost like you could feel Joel contemplating whether to sling his arm over your shoulder while you walked. Not once, but twice did his fingers twitch beside him, and he looked around you both from side to side. He decided against it, at length, and contented himself instead to just nudge your elbow and tell you that he liked that dress a lotâhe hoped you would wear it again.
Come up for a football game, and you might see it then, youâd urged him back. The red of your dress wasnât quite the perfect match for your schoolâs hundred-year-old crimson and black color scheme, but that was alright. Youâd bend the rules for him. The two of you were just approaching the outskirts of a big, noisy crowd when Joel was about to respond. Your eyes glazed over a sea of people, surprised by its size, when you cut back in:
âWeâre never gonna find him in here.â
Joel assessed the crowd. Checked his phone. Heard the wail of a guitar from somewhere up at the front and instantly surmised this was a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover bandâand that your dad wouldnât leave until heâd heard every song. Silently, he kicked himself for suggesting coming to look at all. He couldâve taken you on a few more rides, filled your overstuffed belly with a little more cotton candy, popcorn, or ice cream, if youâd been up for it, but instead, you were obliged to find your old man. It wouldnât have been awful if it wasnât so hot andâ
âHey,â Joel broke in, before he could think.
His eyes had landed on a personâa pairâin the crowd that you hadnât seen, and his heart clenched in his chest.
Youâd barely tilted your head to him, âYeah?â
âWe should go,â he told you. He hadnât meant for his voice to come out so rushed, or strained, but it was.
He couldnât help it, especially when your gaze had shifted fully to him. Your eyes searched his, curious.
âWhy?â
ââCause IâŠâ Joel trailed off, looking around. Scrambling to procure an excuse of some kind, âI gottaâŠgo piss.â
âThen piss. Iâll wait here,â you replied.
You didnât get it. Really, there was no way you could. You hadnât yet seen the short-sleeve, turquoise-colored PFG shirt at the back of the crowd, the beaming face Joel spotted above it. You hadnât caught so much as a glimpse of the manâs profile, much less the full, wide smile on his face, the beer in his hand, or the woman by his side. She was either laughing, or singing, or nudging his hip. They looked happy. And yet, you shouldnât see it.
Joel would kiss youâthat was it. It would be the riskiest thing heâd done, but at least itâd save you from seeing.
So he tried. Joel leaned in and ventured to press his lips to yours, gripping your face, but the second he did, you pushed him away. Your eyes were wide. Cheeks heating.
âWhat the hell, Joel?â you hissed, âDad could beââ
Your gaze darted to the side, and then you stopped.
The eyes grew wider. Your lips stayed the course, as if to keep going, but no sound came out, and all that was left of your mouth was a round, stunned âo.â You blinked, like you couldnât believe it: the two people were kissing now.
Joel reached for your arm, but you were far too fast. You shot off to get away, toward them, and didnât stop until youâd made it to the edge of the crowd where they stood. The music was loud, the audience was rowdy, but still, even at a distance, Joel could hear you as clear as day:
âDad?!â
The man and the woman split as quickly as they could.
You were standing there, watching them watch you in utter shock for a second or two. Joel wasnât counting, but he did find himself next to you before he could blink. He was reaching for your arm again, then stopping. Looking to his friend, whose gaze was plastered on his daughter with all the markings of awe. Embarrassment.
âHoneyââ he started.
âWhat the fuck is this?â
Bad question. Terrible timing. Joel knew what it wasâclearly his friend knew it too, but you werenât supposed to find this out yourself for at least another month or two. That was what heâd told Joel back then, anyway.
âSweetheart, this is myâthis is Helen.â
You looked like you wanted to be sick.
âI know who she is!â you spat. You waved an angry, inarticulate hand in Helenâs direction. Helen looked away.
âWhy donât we go someplace quieter?â That was Joel, cutting in over the thumping bass and the strain in the air like he mightâve been a father to you himself. Wanting to shield you from what was coming next if he could help it.
Once more he reached for you, and still inflamed, you shoved him off. Your eyes were too hurt to turn away.
âWhat? This is yâyourââ you started back, stammering.
âWe were going to tell you, honey, I swear.â
In all the years heâd known him, Joel had never seen his friend look so contriteâor fucking moronic. The man had ditched his beer, was wringing his hands trying to pace a little more carefully your way while he spoke, but you werenât having it. Or anything, really. When Joel brushed his touch against your elbow the slightest bit, about to murmur words low in your ear, like, âWeâll talk. Câmon,â youâd jerked your arm away from him entirely.
He didnât need to see your face to hear the pain in:
âFucking stop, Joel!â
That caught your father off-guard. He didnât hesitate before he cut back in, looking more pointedly at you.
âHey. You donât talk to your Uncle Joel that way,â he said, sharp. Joel winced. He went on, âIâm the one who told him not to say anything, okay? Now just calm downââ
And whatever effect his friend had intended to produce created just the opposite in you. Instead of focusing on your dad, your eyes shot to Joel, and in an instant, your body was turning. Your face was half-hatred as you did.
âYou knew?!â
âHoney, I told himââ your dad tried saying.
But your look was too enraged. Your jaw was too tight. Your mouth could barely form the words you wanted to say, and your eyes were like two bloodied daggers. Joel was amazed you could speak a syllable at all, but when he heard it, he got a sense for why that was. He had to.
âYou knew?â
You were hurt.
When you left, he followed. He wasnât sure what heâd bothered saying to your father as he did, but it sounded like an excuseââItâs fine. Iâve got her.â He didnât, though. You were gone quicker than he could turn around, and by the time heâd made it far enough away from the crowd to yell your name, you were too removed to hear it. He saw the top of your head through a whole new cluster of strangers, and he yelled it again. You kept walking.
Joel was fast, but you were adept, all things considered. You slipped through the crowd with ease and gained more and more distance than he could attain in twice the time. Joel bit the inside of his cheek and kept going. He didnât reach you until you were approaching the front gates, when he called out for you again, out of breath.
You probably wouldnât have turned if youâd had a choice. But as it was, you were up against a bottleneck effect of more people trying to leave than the exit could fairly handle at once, and everyone at the back was at a standstill. Your jaw tightened when he said your name.
âDarlinââ heyâ baby, just let meââ Joel had weaved his way around your neighbors, but the area was cramped.
You didnât move. Your gaze was trained elsewhere.
ââexplain. Let me explain, and I promise, I didnâtââ
The line shifted forward, and you moved with it. Your body was turned; while you kept walking, shuffling, Joel earned a few uneasy looks from the people around him.
âI didnât meanââ he forged on.
But as soon as he reached for you, he knew heâd overstepped. Confirming every onlookerâs suspicion that you didnât want to be disturbed, you snatched your arm away, and your eyes flared with anger. You faced him.
âFuck you.â
Before he could reply:
âLeave me the hell alone, Joel.â
And, while the words were still fresh on your tongue and no one else tried stepping in themselves, you walked off.
You left him againâfor what other place, Joel wasnât sure. You just made off the other way, breezing past carts and stands and now-shuttered booths and more faces than either one of you could count. You kept walking until you found an open space a tolerable distance away from all the noise, then went further.
Your face was fixed in a hard, immutable stare when Joel approached you again. The look behind your eyes was worse; he could tell in a second you were about to cry.
âDarlinâââ
âYou knew this whole time,â you said. Seething.
âI didnâtââ
âMy dadâs been dating the woman he cheated on my mom with and you didnât think to fucking tell me?!â
âI thoughtââ
âNot ONCE?! Huh?â you screamed it this time, âKnown you my whole goddamn life and you hide that from me?â
Joel winced. He knew the tears were coming before they even filled your eyes, but the sight still made him hurt. You wouldnât let him near you, either. You just shook your head and swallowed a lump and blinked hard, and he felt stupid. Whatever favor heâd thought he was doing your fatherâand youâseemed infinitely small to him now.
That knot youâd tried pushing down in your throat kept you silent for a minute. Joel opened his mouth to insert a word or two himself, but then you looked keen to keep hold of the conversation, no matter how much it hurt, and you were starting again. Blinking harder. Hating it.
âSheâs the reason mama left,â you said, hoarse, âHelen was her best friend, and then she went andâ andâ andâ fucked my dad, and because of that, I didnât have a family for half my fucking adolescence. You knew that.â
Another beat. Joelâs own throat constricted considerably as he considered his next words, but there was no need.
âYou saw how much I hated my father, and her, and myself for years, thinking there was something justïżœïżœwrong with me not being enough to make her stay. And you knew all that, and you still kept it a secret from mââ
âI know, baby. I shouldnât have kept it from you, I know.â
Heâd also known your dad was in the wrong. That hadnât stopped Joel from trying to rationalize his friendâs actions while they happened: it was a one-time hookup with Helen, then a casual, no-strings deal that the man only indulged when he was feeling extra lonely, then a thing, a relationship of two, three, six months now. Joel had known all along what kind of profound ramifications these decisions would have if you were to ever find out. But his friend wasnât so easily swayed from old habits, and Joel couldnât stomach having to break it to you.
Then the roadtrip from Boston happened.
You seemed to be remembering the same.
âWas fucking me a way to make yourself feel better?â
Your words had never struck Joel with more deliberateness or force. He croaked âNoâ in a moment. You took a step back, and there came the look againâmore spiteful than before and repulsed to its core.
âIs that why you offered me a ride back in the first place? Just felt guilty for all the stuff you knew my dad wasââ
âNo. No, no, honey, I would never, everââ
âThen why hide it?! Why all this? Why bother?â
You gestured between his body and yours; you didnât seem to know what you meant. Your cheeks were wet with tears. You had to scrape your palms down your face, sniffling and struggling to clear your own vision, but the efforts appeared to be in vain. You couldnât stop crying.
âFor you,â Joel said, and he hated the way his own voice was splintered. He didnât know how to make it better, âYou were off at school when it started, thenâ then Boston. Just thought itâd be saferâŠfor youâŠfor usââ
Somewhere in his brain, heâd meant to say that he didnât want the news of your father to hurt you, or else jeopardize a shred of something Joel had had with you.
It was stupid. Your instantaneous reaction said as much.
âUs?!â
Joel blinked. The eyes across from his were alight.
âUs, Joel?! Are you fucking kidding me? There is no us.â
Their brilliance wasnât appreciative by any means. If anything, the words made the flow of your tears even worse. You pressed your hands to your face, rubbing your cheeks and trying to shield your eyes, and saying again, âThere is no âus,â Joel, thatâs not an excuseâyou knew!â
With his insides in knots, Joel wanted to hold you again. You were still in pain, and your scowl wouldnât move, and when he tried to touch you, you stepped back in disgust.
He knew better than to think he could reach you now.
âWhole thing was a mistake,â you spat, unfeeling.
âBabyââ
âYou and me. Dad and Helen.â
âYou donât meanââ
âAnything you need to keep a secret probably isnât worth keeping at all, right?â And when you said it, he could tell youâd meant it to hurt him. As if the tears and the time and the sheer resignation in your eyes didnât say enough.
Now Joel felt an ache in his bones, worse than itâd ever been, and he still couldnât touch you. Where the heart demanded comfort of a kind you couldnât give, the head knew better than to ask, and his hands fell limply at his sides. He saw you cry and had only himself to blame.
You turned back to the fairgroundsâ exit. The crowd was as big as it had ever been, but anywhere away from him seemed to be as welcome as anything else, Joel guessed
Heâd try something stupid. Again. Even more desperate.
Never in his life had he said the words to someone else, and he sensed it wouldnât do a thing to change your mind right now, but heâd say it anyway. If not to extricate himself, to let you know what he felt beyond every thing that had taken place tonight. He reached for you again.
âDarlinâ, I lovââ
But before the words could register with you, the simple act of pressing his fingers to yours made you blanch. You hadnât heard him at all, and seemed only concerned with jerking yours away as fast as you could, then shrieking:
âI HATE YOU, JOEL!â
Then you choked back a sob, trained your glossy gaze on him in one last pitiless look, and left him. He didnât move. He didnât try to. Sights and sounds and the ground underneath him seemed apt to swallow him whole, and still, he couldnât move an inch. Somewhere ahead of himâtoo serendipitous, reallyâhe heard you call a name.
Of course, it wasnât his. You werenât running to him.
It wasnât Joel in the crowd making its way out the gates. It wasnât him standing a little ways off to the side, eyes wide and confused as he watched you rush over. Almost stumble over yourself falling into his arms and hugging him, burying your face in his chest. Joel watched it all with a raw and hollow heart and wished it were him.
But it was Wade.
Wade hugged you back and held you close, and the look on his face was too bewildered and distraught for Joel to blame him. He hadnât been the one to hurt you. Joel had.
He watched you leave.
There was nothing more to say.
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HELLISH FROGLIKE SPAWN OF SATAN
HELLISH FROGLIKE SPAWN OF SATAN
HELLISH FROGLIKE SPAWN OF SATAN
Keepers of my nightmares!
HOLY FUCK
#this is meant to be sung to the tune of the tmnt theme#I saw this at my local county fair#there was a nightmare Goofy too but this was worse to me#tmnt#crappy offbrands#shitty offbrands#bootleg#bootleg tmnt#help#my eyes#theyâre burning#sam's hypothetical shitposts
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Day 8. Monster-kinktober: Medieval Menace + Aftercare/Role play
A/N: This is medieval role-play and the idea is thanks to @hyperionferrison who suggested: âcounty/country fair where they have harness pulls and the like-fem reader teases a minotaur and a centaur competing in a contest against each other that the winner can have her. They decide to pull to a draw and double team the cock-teaseâ. This is completely and utterly historically inaccurate, and you have to be very imaginative with the poses, but I think itâs quite good, so have fun!
Minotaur x centaur x fem!reader || sharing is caring, role-play, teasing, oral sex, spit-roast, size difference
âAnd the price⊠for todayâs harness pull is⊠this pretty lady,â the announcer said as you shivered in anticipation.
You looked over all the monsters waiting in line and measured them mentally, deciding where your hope laid. There was a couple of them that you could see yourself going back with, and there you saw them. There was a minotaur and a centaur who looked so big and strong that they looked like mountains between all the others.
You slowly sashayed your way towards them, pushing your chest up so your boobs looked indecent in your corset, almost spilling out. You heard some of the monsters gasping when you passed, but you didnât mind them any attention, your body already choose, and you knew they will win, either of them was fine⊠both of them would be golden.
âYou, and you,â you said pointing at them, your neck pulled back to be able to see their faces, so far over you. The size difference was so noticeable that your pussy was already tingling about it. Your inner size queen self was more than ready to be stretched. âWhoever wins can have me,â you announced, talking loud enough so everyone could hear, but directing your words just at you.
âIâll win and weâll have the best night of your life, my lady,â the minotaur said, his voice deep and rough, sending sparks down your spine.
âYou wonât win anything, bull,â the centaur said, sounding like an insult, âI will make sure you end the night satisfied, my lady,â he added. They looked at each other and growled, making you whimper softly, your pussy getting soaked under the many layers of your skirt.
âLet the contest begin,â the organizer behind you repeated, alerting more participants around you.
You werenât worried, you knew the rest had no choice in front of the big minotaur and strong centaur, their strength was unmatched. And when the contest began, they rapidly started outshining every other contestant, to everyoneâs amazement. The crowd was cheering like crazy, frenzy rising among the people around you as they pulled. It was a spectacle to behold, their muscles bulging and their bodies pushing forward⊠Your body reacted immediately, getting wetter and more aroused every time they moved.
By the time there were only two left, you felt like you were melting, your underwear soaked and your clit tingly as they were only two left. As expected, the minotaur and the centaur stood one in front of the other, growling at each other faces. But when a smile broke on their faces, you felt like lightning hit your body. Something big happened right there, too far away from you to hear.
âWe arenât going to pull anymore,â the centaur announced loud enough for everyone to hear. Someone gasped beside you, and you stood there, mouth open and confused.
âWhat then?â The announcer asked, as confused as everyone else.
âWe share the price,â the minotaur explained, looking directly at you. You had to fan yourself, suddenly you felt too hot under your clothes.
Some random person asked: âIs that allowed?â And to everyoneâs surprise, the announcer nodded.
âVery well, gentlemen, the price is yours to do whatever you want with her.â You shivered again, your body too pent up with desire to even comprehend the whole implications of the two monsters sharing you. But when they approached you, everyone around them stepped back.
The minotaur arrived to you first, his hand coming around your waist, cupping a feel of your ass as he did so. âLetâs go to the inn to find a place to retrieve our price, my ladyâŠâ He teased as he grabbed you by the waist and hoisted you over the centaurâs back. You laughed cheerfully as they moved through the crowd towards the inn, your pussy getting wetter and wetter by the minute.
You were in a daze as they drove you into a room, everything looked tidy and neat, but you didnât care at all. They slowly let you down to your feet and stared at you, expectantly. You only wanted to be ravished by those two monsters that won you in the contest. And you verbalized that, much to their surprise: âWho is going to have his way with me first?â You asked, cheekily. They looked at you with utter surprise as the minotaur broke down into a big laugh.
âYou are a true gem, my lady,â he let out between laughs. You were about to answer when the centaur grabbed your head roughly and claimed your mouth in the most passionate kiss youâve ever received. You whimpered against his lips as he devoured you. âGood Goddess you two look amazing together,â the minotaur added, the laugh long gone and a spark of need in his tone. âMy turn,â he said as he pulled you away from the centaurâs mouth and claimed your mouth until you were breathless and your legs gave out under you. But they got you.
Two seconds later you were laying flat on the bed, and your clothes were slowly being peeled off your body by four grabby hands that teased and groped every inch of uncovered flesh. By the time you were naked, you were a panting mess of need, and they were two hungry beasts trying to devour you. You squirmed as they stared at your naked glory, and when they launched at you at the same time you screamed in joy.
The centaur took off his loincloth and approached you, his dick moving side to side in the most mesmerizing rhythm. It looked magnificent, giant and leaking, all red and needy for you. You wanted to be a witch in that moment, just so you could do some kind of magic to swallow him down completely. But there was no way you could take more than his tip in your mouth, probably not even that because of his girth.
âI canât- I canât take it all,â you lamented when the centaur cock was in front of your face, pouting as you looked at it.
âDonât worry about it, my lady, I would take whatever you want to give me,â his tone was reverent as he positioned himself over you, his hooves close to your head. He looked like a giant looking down at you like that, and that made it even hotter for some weird reason.
âYou are being too nice to her, sheâs our price after all,â the minotaur said somewhere between your legs.
The centaur position over your body made it impossible for you to see anything but his dick and balls. It was a great sight. You were about to answer him when his mouth made contact with your dripping cunt. You cried out, and the centaur took advantage of your open mouth to press the tip against your mouth. You licked over it without even thinking, your body reacting before your brain could process it.
Your brain was trying to make sense of all the sensations at once, the huge tongue of the minotaur licking over your sensitive flesh as he growled low every time you clenched over nothing, so needy to be filled. And in the other end, the tasteful flavor of the centaur against your taste-buds, your tongue going over and over the tip and collecting all the precum pooling there. He kept making those tiny whimpers that were driving you insane.
When the minotaur pushed a big finger inside your pussy, you opened your mouth in a gasp, accidentally swallowing more of the centaurâs cock and choking on it a tiny bit. He instantly pulled back, apologizing, but you didnât want any of that, you could feel your pleasure building as you grabbed his cock with both hands and started stroking it in earnest, your mouth finding the tip again, sucking around it and making him scream your name.
The first orgasm took you by surprise, you screamed around the dick in your mouth as the minotaur roared against your pussy, his big tongue collecting all your juices as his fingers pressed against your G-spot. It was marvelous, better than ever. You laid there quiet and content for a total of five seconds before you felt the tip of an enormous dick against your still twitching pussy and the centaur whined over you, reminding you he existed.
You groaned loud and deep, launching for his cock again, alternating between sucks and jerking him off with both hands. The second the minotaur pushed his dick inside of you, you were seeing stars, he was so big he filled you completely, all your nerves coming to attention at the same time. He couldnât fit inside of you, not completely, but he pushed until you could feel him tickling your cervix. It was the most amazing feeling ever, and your eyes rolled back into your head.
Nobody spoke, there was only a symphony of groans, moans and whimpers as the minotaur fed your pussy and you fed on the centaurâs cock. The combination of dicks was soon too much for your poor body and brain, and you exploded into a thousand pieces of high pleasure as the minotaur filled you with his seed and you swallowed the first shoot of the centaurâs come. He pulled back to avoid choking you, painting your face and tits with his come as the minotaurâs come overflowed your pussy and made a mess out of your southern region.
By the time all of you were done, you were covered in come and completely sated, your body too tired to even think of moving. âIâm sleepyâŠâ You whispered, your voice almost gone. You closed your eyes as you heard some movement around you, your body suddenly cold. But it didnât remain like that for long.
âWe know, darling, but we need to take care of you. You promised you would let us do this after this little game. You need to pee and we even prepared a bath. Donât you want a bath? Itâs all warm,â your minotaur boyfriend tried to convince you to move, his hands slowly caressing your body.
You whined, not wanting to move, but you raised your arms to indicate you wanted to be carried. He chuckled and did exactly that, walking with you to the bathroom where your centaur boyfriend was adding some essential oils to the water. âCome here, babe, you deserve to be cared for,â he told you kissing your forehead softly.
They slowly washed all the cum from your body, tender hands and fingers traveling all over to make sure you were relaxed and content.
âTold you the medieval fair was going to be good,â you mumbled as one of them washed your hair.
âYeah, yeah, you are always right, my lady,â the minotaur joked much to the centaurâs amusement.
They took care of you until your body was languid and relaxed, and then cuddled with you in bed until your breathing evened out and you fell asleep between their warm bodies⊠That night you fell in love with them a tiny bit more.
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