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elmville-daily Β· 6 months ago
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Imagine talking shit to your crush/archnemesis' face about her not being good enough as an Oracle or an adventurer, and then finding out an hour later that said nemesis punched your grandmother's friend so hard that she fucking died
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elmville-daily Β· 6 months ago
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- your nemesis is a wizard (notoriously the least melee-oriented class), and had little-to-no preparation walking into this fight
- your grandmother and her friend are grown fucking dragons
- your wizard nemesis punched your grandmother's friend to death in one hit. Cracked her fucking skull open in one shot with her fist.
- you may have underestimated your nemesis
- her friend shot your grandma with a cannon
Imagine talking shit to your crush/archnemesis' face about her not being good enough as an Oracle or an adventurer, and then finding out an hour later that said nemesis punched your grandmother's friend so hard that she fucking died
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