#mister stinker

[brot-dae]

Spring sproing

[salthien]

is there any feeling worse than 'oh this sketchpage is turning out so well but it is an hour until bedtime and i am Not Going To Finish It In Time'. i just want to Poast

[ghcstcd]

My parrot is making little melodic hoots along to Griftwood...

[dira333]

Stray Cat Police - Shinsou Hitoshi x Reader

meet-cute and confession - for @hitoshishusband for the Milestone Event Week 1

The kitten is a tiny white thing, barely bigger than your hand.

“Oh my gosh, you are so cute!” You leave your coffee behind to crouch low, tsk to catch his attention.

It hesitates, mewling, turning its head in the opposite direction.

You expect its mother to be waiting and lean to the side to check behind the shrubbery, only to find a set of beautiful, deep purple eyes staring back at you. The kitten bites the tip of your fingers as you squeak in surprise and the guy attached to those purple eyes moves, slow and yet deliberate, toward you.

“Forget it,” you hiss, picking the kitten up. “This one’s mine.”

He halts, surprise visible in his eyes. You can’t see much more of his face, something like a metal box hiding his mouth, but his hair seems just as purple as his eyes.

“Shouldn’t you be more scared for your own safety when you find a guy in the bushes?”

You blink, embarassed. “I mean, yeah, but… you were looking at the kitten more than you were looking at me, so I… I didn’t think, I guess.”

“Well, you can still give me the kitten, and-”

“Forget it,” you interrupt him, trying to get up without flashing him in the short skirt you wore for work. “Find a different one.”

The kitten pees on your hands.

“So you want to be handed over?” You ask it and it mewls back at you pathetically. You sigh, glare ready when gloved hands reach out for it. “No.”

“It clearly needs a home.”

“And it will have one, with me.”

“I saw it first.”

“And it still chose me.”

He sighs. “Look, I’m a Hero. Maybe you’ve heard of me, but-”

“That won’t get you any brownie points here.” You hesitate. “What kind of hero are you?”

“Underground. But you might have heard of me, Brainwave?”

“Not really. Did you catch anyone big lately?”

His shoulders fall down. “No, thanks for asking.”

“Sorry. I could, uh, buy you a coffee? As a thanks for your service?”

“I really want that cat.”

“Go visit the shelter?”

“Oh, no, because I never thought of that before?” His snark is surprising, but not unwelcome.

“So why haven’t you?” You hold the kitten up to check for flees but it seems healthy. His eyes follow its movement and you clutch it back to your chest where it begins to purr.

“It’s supposed to be a present. My little sister is starting school this week and she wants a kitten.”

“And she can’t have a bigger cat why?”

“Eri’s special. If she wants a kitten that will grow with her, I will get her a kitten. There are just no kittens around, it seems. And this one…” He hesitates. “Her hair is white. Blueish white, but white. It’s perfect.”

Your heart melts at this, just a little, but enough it seems. You hesitate as well.

“Can you prove that story?”

“Sure,” he pulls out his phone, turning it for you to see. His phone background is him and a little girl with white hair and a horn on the side of her head, both of them grinning into the camera, though his grin is more on the lazy side. He’s really attractive if he’s not wearing his Hero outfit, it seems.

“And this is Petrol,” he swipes through his phone, showing off a fat cat with almost yellow fur. “He’s her Dad’s cat. Smells like Petrol too, don’t ask me why. Eri calls him Mister Stinker.”

You laugh, swallowing down the last of your hesitation.

“Fine. I will give you the kitten. But I wanna get updates on his health and if I’m not absolutely satisfied I’m taking it back.”

“Are you the stray cat police?” He jokes but you don’t smile. “Something like that. What are you going to name it?”

“I’ll let Eri decide. You’re not going to regulate that, are you?”

-

Brainwave, as you still call him, is diligent with the updates. 

Every morning you get a picture of Pitpat, the little cat, named after the pitter patter of his tiny paws on the kitchen floor, as he explained.

Pitpat is clearly well loved, if you can judge that by the amount of toys he already has. So well loved you don’t hesitate to call him up when you find a very pregnant cat on your way home.

He’s quick to answer and even quicker to question you.

“You’re not taking it in?”

“I will,” you tell him, scratching the feline’s dirty chin. “But I thought I’d give you the heads up if you wanted one of the kids.”

Surprised silence follows it. You wonder if this was a bad idea.

“I’d take the mother,” he finally answers. “No one takes the mothers, right?”

“Oh,” you blink. “That’s… very thoughtful of you. She’s a nice little lady. A little too eager to bite.”

“Bite you,” he corrects you, a grin in his voice. “She’ll love me.”

You laugh. “You’re very confident for a guy who got peed on yesterday.”

“Hey, we don’t judge Petrol’s lack of bladder control.” But he’s laughing and you wonder how you got here, joking with him on the phone when you don’t even know his first name. Or his last.

-

Lady bites him too. He promises that she bit you harder but you doubt it.

All five of her little ones find new homes and you wonder when there’ll be an end to it, the updates about the cats you no longer have any claim to.

Brainwave must know it too, because much too soon there’s a message in your inbox that you’ve been dreading for a while.

Brainwave: Can we get coffee? Where we found Pitpat? I wanna talk.

“Found more cats?” You greet him, trying to downplay the effect he has on you, the rush of your heart at his sight in sweatshirts and a loose-fitting tee, smiling this lazy smile of his.

“Isn’t that your job?”

“Just a hobby,” you deflect, cursing your sudden awkwardness when he gets up to get your drinks.

“Listen,” he twirls his cup in his hands as soon as he’s sitting, looking over your shoulder instead of into your eyes. “I wanna tell you my name.”

“You shouldn’t,” you blurt out. “I can’t sue you if I don’t know your name.”

“Why would you sue me?”

“Why would you tell me your name?”

He laughs, sudden and carefree, and it calms your heartbeat better than any anxiety medication ever could.

“I wanna go on a Date with you,” he manages to say through the last chuckles. “No crime fighting, no cat rescues, just… a date. You and me. And it would be weird if you’d call me Brainwave the whole time.”

“A date,” you echo, speechless.

“Yes. Because I like you. I don’t send so many cat updates because I’m afraid of you, you know.”

“Fooled me,” you huff and he laughs again, softer this time, a sound you want to here at least once more.

“You’re not at all afraid I could say no?” You ask after a second, fiddling with a packet of sugar to ease your nerves. “You’re that confident?”

“Not at all, I’m just very good at faking it.”

“Hmm,” you narrow your eyes at him. “Prove it.”

Without a word he pulls his phone out, swipes his thumb across and turns it over.

There’s a message on screen, riddled with typos and emojis.

Eri’s wishing him luck on his quest to confess to you.

“What if you fail?” 

The question slips out unnoticed, but you don’t miss the way his lips wobble.

“Not that you do, you know, fail, I mean.”

“So you wanna go on a date with me?”

“Promise we’re not picking up stray cats?”

“I promise to try.”

[pugcrumbs]

For Doggust 013, I drew Mr. Baby Man: Porter!

I'm not entirely sure what kind of mix he is. A lot of us were thinking pittie, but he's so shmol and lightly-built, there's some kind of mini-something in there doin' a lot of work!

Just in general though, I haven't known Porter for very long. He's a new bean that we all kind of just fell in love with! Over the last couple of months he's definitely come into his personality a bit - and he's a little stinker sometimes, as is customary with the puppies - but it's been really fun watching him grow and make friends with some of the other dogs.

Oh Mister Baby Porter... You will always be "Baby Porter."

Video process and photos of the actual dogs are available to paid patreons over at my Patreon!

[misteromalley]

mister o'malley is so cute, it makes me smile every time i see a picture of him. thank you for sharing your little stinker with the world, i hope the two of you are having a good day :>

you're too sweet! i'm so happy my little stinker makes other people happy too!

[ghostchems]

Can I have the #4 prompt with terzo please? :)

“no panties?” with mister troublemaker

You can’t believe you’re doing this right now. It has been a long time since you’ve really let loose while being out on the town. What started off as a girl’s night has now shifted to a man’s tongue being shoved down your throat while the two of you wait for an Uber.

It started with exchanging small glances across the bar. You clocked him immediately, the sound of his voice pulling your concentration away from the conversation with your friends the second he walked into the bar. He was dressed well, his smile lighting up his face, his black hair falling perfectly on his head and the curious white eye that drew your attention.

He bought you a drink and now, here you are, on the sidewalk with your fingers curled into his jacket, tugging him close to you. You feel him smirk against your lips, his thumbs brushing your cheeks as he pulls away from you.

“Bella, bella.” Terzo practically sings and he wraps both of his arms around you, pulling you against his chest. “Dov'è the Uber, cara? It should be here by now, no?” He is getting antsy, swaying the both of you side to side as you fumble to check your phone. Still, he is pretty much giggling into your ear.

What you’ve learned about Terzo in the short time that you’ve known him is that he is an extremely fun and affectionate man. He isn’t shy but he isn’t disrespectful.

“Ah, here it is!” You gesture to the car that is pulling up and he releases you from his arms, quickly skittering over to the car to open the back door for you. A true gentleman. You get into the car and slide all the way to the end of the seat with Terzo right behind you, settling in the middle seat. The two of you exchange a few pleasantries with the driver and then you are off to your apartment.

You usually find the ride back to be awkward but Terzo is chatting you up and being generally pleasant. That is, until his hand rests on your thigh. As he rambles on about whatever, it creeps further up your dress causing you to suck in a breath and shoot him a look. He only grins at you then brings his fingers even higher and brushes them over your cunt.

Terzo leans into you, his breath hot in your ear. “No panties?” He barely whispers, dragging his fingers over your folds to coat them in your slick. You suck in a breath as he pushes one inside you.

“I thought the drinks were very good there, no?”

“Mm, yes. Not too strong but not too watered down.” You answer quickly, your eyes darting to his face as his smile only widens. He slips another finger in and curls the two of them against that sensitive bud. Before you’re able to make a sound, he’s kissing you and you sigh in relief. At least now you’re able to make sounds. You gasp and moan against his lips, trying to keep them tame.

He breaks the kiss as he slides another finger in and quickens the pace, though he tries to make sure it’s not too loud. Your body is tensing and untensing, you place a hand over your mouth to try and muffle your sighs. Terzo is loving every second of seeing you try to keep yourself composed, licking his lips as he watches.

You can’t hold it back anymore, reaching peak as you groan loudly from behind your hand.

“Cara, are you alright?” Terzo is quick to remove his fingers from you, concerned look on his face.

“It’s a… a leg cramp.” You groan again and lean down, pretending to touch at one of your calves.

“Which one, cara? Do you want me to massage it for you?”

Oh, he is a stinker.

“N-no, it should pass soon.” You sit back up and sigh, shooting Terzo an angry look. Once the Uber pulls up to your apartment complex, you cannot get out of the car quick enough.

“Thank you, sir. Buona notte.” Terzo says before closing the car door and skipping to meet you on the sidewalk. As soon as the car drives away, the two of you are laughing hysterically and Terzo has his arms around you.

“I promise to give you many more, eh, leg cramps this evening, cara.”

[dirtyoldmanhole]

one of my all time favorite fanfic tropes is when the girl romantically gets the stern slash hardass af teacher/authority/mentor figure listen i've always had a horrible weakness for this type of ship and when her peers find out that they're an Item™.

b/c then there's endless comedy gold between:

the peers going: him????? mister evil bastard that haunts our sleep??? you're snogging HIM???????? [does not compute]

even worse when they try to mentally picture said snogging and prolly outright gag

even cuter if they very gingerly try to be supportive but you can tell it's soooooo hardddddd to shake that instinctive very healthy fear :D

even WORSE if they walk in on a private cute/steamy moment lol

the absolute contrast with said authority figure having both the ~drill sgt side~ still (and having a lot of fun tormenting her peers) vs the softer side in bed :3

like there's almost an in-joke of it with the two lovebirds? she now gets to see that there's always been protectiveness behind the hardass exterior but while half of the causticness is very real, half of it is slightly an act because he's having fun being an old sadist and she ain't ever gonna change that lol

(the best ships is when she doesn't want to change him. just give them both a little odd unexpected happiness.)

bonus points if she too starts taking on some of his mannerisms as a joke sometimes just to mess with her peers when they're being stinkers to somebody and it works absurdly well ~

her finding unorthodox ways of flirting with him while being mindful of appearances. (eg still using the same titles but there's a world of a different tone to them ~)

[telekinetic]

tagged by @aspoopalypse :3!

last movie: scary movie 1

i had never seen this movie until a few days ago and i see why they made like 30 of them its so fucking stupid stoner movie

last song: delusionalism by masudore

i like it :3

currently reading: uhhhh kinda torn by 8 books rn but probably most prominent is "The Disappearing Spoon" by Sam Kean and im about to start "Superheavy" by Kit Chapman

currently watching: For All Mankind

god damn the last 2 seasons have been kinda stinker, its always been a libby show but ive been able to enjoy it

currently consuming: pepsi...

currently craving: digeornios rising crust

the crust kind goes crazy on this frozen za

ill tag @fagitzel @mister-moonshine and @skiddesposts

[girlfromthecrypt]

Big sister, little brother (WIP snippet)

Remmy was sitting on the living room sofa, the old TV blasting the midday cartoons. My little brother looked perfectly content, skillfully balancing a plate with a slice of pie on his knee. Crumbs and streaks of chocolate were smeared all over his cheeks, and even his teeth were stained brown as he shot me a wide smile. He patted the empty seat beside him. I grinned and settled in beside him, directing my attention towards the flickering screen while he kept munching away.

"Wipe your mouth, Mister," I told him once he was done. "You pig."

He did so, with his T-shirt, mind. He cackled when I shook my head in frustration. "You staying in town for my birthday party tomorrow, right?"

"Wouldn't miss it." Crap, I'd totally forgotten about that. How old was that little stinker turning again? "You look great for a fifty year-old."

He giggled and smacked me on the shoulder. "I'm turning eleven, you moron."

"No kidding! How the hell do you already have a beard then?" I pointed out the chocolate residue. 

Remmy smacked me again, then leaned back in his seat with a gleeful sigh. "I missed ya."

[1800duckhotline]

Behold him. Ugo. Mister stinker.

[alvdahl]

Mit mobile website stinker

Får du flere kunder eller mister du dem? Hvis du ikke tænker på hvordan dit website tager sig ud på mobile enheder, så kan du støde på en række problemer. Dårlige mobile websites vil påvirke brugeroplevelsen negativt og i sidste ende gå ud over din forretnings resultater. Størstedelen af dit websites besøgende kommer i dag fra deres smartphone. Hvis du forsøger at få et panoramisk overblik ved at kigge gennem et nøglehul, så har du en udfordring. Det samme gælder hvis du forsøger at presse et desktop designet website ned i en lille 6 tommer skærm. Enten bliver dit website for rodet, for langsomt eller for grimt. Hovedbudskabet er simplificering. Jeg benytter selv en enkelt regel, som hjælper mig til at gøre oplevelsen mere simpel. Hver webside skal kun have et formål. Hvad er det for en opgave, brugeren gerne vil løse. Hvordan vil jeg få brugeren til at gøre det, der skal til for at løse sit problem. Har du en regel til at gøre tingene mere simple for dine besøgende?

[cupidppup]

wait is it mister pedophile. post this btw. tell him he's STINKY and I bet he's so fucking SMELLY. I'M TALKING TO YOU STINKER. take a shower mister pedophile - 🦇

IT WASNT REB.. LEAPSKKDKFFK PELASSEE HAHAHAHAHA

[misststewart]

Mister Chew !! It has officially been 1 week and 1 day since adopting you, Chewie. My dad and I are so happy to reunite you with your mama, and we know that Miss Lady is glad to have you back. You keep her busy and keep her company when no one's home. You keep us on our toes as you wreak havoc around the apartment. I love you and hope to make many memories with you, stinker!

[thatyamiguy-blog]

Little sister knows best (digimon)

it was dark out as Tai slowly made his way into the apartment. it was well past his 11 pm curfew but he'd been out on a date with his sweetheart Sora and hadn't wanted to look like a little kid by bringing up his curfew when she didn't have one. slinking past the living room and relaxing as he heard his parents snoring, he eased his way into his and Kari's bedroom and the lights flicked on and there was his little sister, sitting in the computer chair with her arms crossed and not looking happy. (oddly, lately she'd been hounding him all the time, asking if he was eating right, moving over to wipe his face, asking if he needed to use the potty..it was almost like she thought she was the big sister or something and Tai was a freaking toddler!) "Tai, do you know what time it is?" Kari asked, in a stern tone that for a second left Tai feeling like it was mom or dad scolding him. "Uhhh.. gosh no! I lost my watch so you know, we just all lost track of time an-' "Tai, you're still wearing your watch. if you going to lie at least think of a good one." Kari said, smirking and pointing to his wrist. "Well son of a gun, how did that get back there?" He said in a sheepish voice. "it's 2 in the morning Tai. if mom and dad had known you were still out they'd of been worried sick." Kari scolded him. "Yeahhhh but they don't know, so it's alll good." Tai said and sliding his jacket off he went to go and climb up into his bed. "Not so fast mister. I didn't say I wasn't going to tell them.There's a price on my silence."Kari said with a grin that would of made Myotismon proud and Tai's bladder twitched from the look, letting out a few droplets of pee into his briefs. "What..what do you want?"Tai asked. "And fair warning, I'm saving what i got left for my date with Sora next week." he added. the mention of the date with Sora caused Kari's left eye to twitch but then she got a creepy pleasant look on her face. "You know how mom and dad are going out for the weekend?" She asked. "Yeahhhh..I was thinking of having some of the old gang over." "Oh, I wouldn't recommend that Tai.. You're gonna be doing something verrry special for me this weekend and I doubt you want anyone else to see it." "I feel like I'm going to end up regretting asking this..but what do you have planned?" Tai asked, gulping. His parents had warned him, if he'd been out past curfew one more time he was getting a 9pm one, and losing his cell phone and internet privileges. "Such a smart little guy asking what I have in store!" Kari gushed and got up, going and grabbing a box she'd gotten last week, that when Tai had asked what was in it she'd told him she'd bulked order maxi pads and the like, and he'd dropped the topic fast. Now as she opened it she pulled out a few funny looking t-shirts.. they had buttons and stuff near the bottom and babyish designs on them, Tai would of pegged them as diaper shirts if not for the fact they were in his size. as that last thought went though his head, Tai got a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. "Kari.. please tell me you're not planning what I think you are." he said slowly. at which point she just pulled out a pack of diapers, his size, and they had a sobbing boy on the front sucking on a pacifier. 'little stinkers punishment diapers for so called big boys' the package read. '...I wonder how bad a 9 pm curfew would be?' Tai wondered.

Kari smirked as Tai climbed up into bed. of course he's craved to her demands and would be her darling little baby as soon as mom and dad left on Friday. just the thought about how cute he was gonna look in the baby outfits she had for him, and with a big puffy butt had her getting damp and blushing. Kari had figured out earlier this year why she just couldn't seem to pick between Davis and TK.. it was that she wanted Tai. but not just in a 'let's sleep together' way, she wanted him to be totally hers. depending only on her and being her helpless little diaper filler. the first step towards that goal would be this weekend, and then with all the video's she intended to take of widdle baby Tai, she doubted that Sora or Mimi would be tempted to try and steal HER Tai away from her. With thoughts of a blushing and whiny Tai going boom boom for his new mommy Kari drifted off into a peaceful sleep, only woken up here and now as Tai whimpered in his sleep, clearly thinking about what the weekend would bring.

The rest of the flew by for Tai despite how much he wanted to make it last. Kari kept giving him knowing smirks and would mouth diaper boy to him. Not helping was the fast he'd started to wake up wet and his mom and dad just wrote it off as his old bed wetting problem coming back. "We'll let you try and get it under control, but if it's still a issue when we get back, we might have to pick up some bed time protection." His mom had said. 'great..the whole family can't wait to put me back in diapers.' had been Tai's gloomy thought on the whole thing. then it was Friday and despite Tai's attempts to try and make his parents miss their flight, and maybe keep them home Kari managed to find their car keys and they rushed out the door telling them to both be good. "You know Tai, I know what you did." Kari said after they're parents had been gone 30 seconds. "What? you mean help look for the key's like a good son?" he tried weakly. "No, as in hiding them so I won't get a chance to baby you." She said and smirked, wagging a finger. "You know what happens to bad little boys Baby Tai?" "They get ice cream and a pass because they were just scared?" Tai tried. "Nooope. they get a over the knee hairbrush spanking before they get their big puffy diapers on." "..I like my idea more." Tai whined and rubbed his butt, but as Kari headed for their room and motioned him to follow with a fer he gave in and followed.

For Kari the week had crawled by so to amuse herself, and maybe set up tai in diapers even when they're parents were home she started to put his hand in water at night. granted the first accident had been just him, and with them having bunk beds this had the risk of him pissing on her too but no risks and no rewards. Looking at how scared he looked she almost wanted to call of the spanking the little brat had just earned but while she wanted Tai to fall in love with being her helpless little baby she also knew she couldn't go soft on him this first weekend and needed to lay the ground rules down. "Strip naked and then come over to mommies lap." She instructed, getting her old sailor moon hair brush and taking a seat on her bed, patting her lap. watching Tai strip she had to fight a little chuckle. He'd eased off of the sports to focus more on his school work with his grades not quite as stellar as they could of been and while his normal loose shirts and t-shirts hid it, he had put on enough weight to almost give him a baby fat look (Not that she minded one little bit) He was also still hairless despite the fact Izzy, Joe and Matt all had chest hair and pubes, and his manhood such as it was was a cute little maybe one inch soft. Again, this if anything confirmed what Kari knew to be true, that Tai belonged in diapers with someone who would love her big silly baby. She doubted Sora or any other woman would look at Tai's tiny dick and gush. "K-Kari..D-Do you have to spank me? I'm r-really sorry just I'm scared an-" Tai started as he slowly shuffled over, naked. "Tai I really wish I didn't have to spank you, but you need to know that when I say we're going to have baby time, it's going to happen. I don't want you trying to weasel out of it again." "A-Again? I thought this was a one time deal!" Tai whined. "we'll see. now are you gonna get over Mommy's lap like a good boy or do I have to tug you over her lap and add ten swats?" Tai sniffled and looked like a over sized toddler, who'd been busted sneaking into the cookie jar, but then he got over her lap and buried his face into her comforter, shaking a little. Kari coo'ed and rubbed his lower back, calling him a good boy and tapping the hair brush lightly on his butt cheeks. "I'm gonna swat your buns ten times, and then we'll put on some nice cooling lotion and baby powder then get you in your diapie and dressed. then maybe I'll think about a bowl of ice cream for widdle Tai." she said. "O-Ok." Tai replied in a little voice and Kari smiled, then swung.

Ten swats latter and Tai's world was filled with pain and tears, and he was blubbering like the big baby Kari wanted him to be. that said the reason for the tears wasn't ONLY because of the burning pain in his ass as somehow being spanked like a little boy over his sisters lap had caused his wiener to get excited, a fact she didn't miss judging from the smile she gave him now at his full 4 inches of glory but she thankfully didn't say anything as she got him on the changing mat. "You're such a good boy Tai! you took your punishment so well! Mommies SO proud of you!" she coo'ed and despite himself he gave a smile at her praise. with his buns coated in lotion Kari set a diaper under his butt and Tai whined. it was so thick and fluffy and he almost felt like he was sitting on a pillow! Sprinkling his crotch with baby powder his cock was leaking now but again she didn't say anything. but at least she didn't look mad either as she tugged the diaper up and taped him snugly in the diaper. "hows it feel to be back in diapers Lil' guy?" She asked and patted the front of the diaper. whatever Tai had been about to say was replaced with a gasp and shudder, as the snug diaper pressing around his wiener was almost to much. "K-Kari! Stop!" Tai finally said, struggling to keep from making THAT mess in his diaper. "It's not Kari little man. it's mommy." Kari said, and kept rubbing the front of the diaper. "M-Mommy." Tai found himself panting and had to fight the urge to hump her hand. "Please! I don't think you know w-what your doing!" "You mean how I'm about to make widdle Tai make sticky pee pee in his diapers and help him see how much he loves being a silly big baby?" she asked. "P-Please! I-I don't wanna cum in diapers!" Tai whined even as his dick was throbbing big time and he was now clearly humping at her hand "Oh? are you sure about that little Tai? I bet if I popped this big pacifier in your mouth, you'd cum hard in your cute baby diapies~" She coo'ed, holding up a massive paci, with a blue mouth guard and then teasing it on his lips. Tai shut his mouth tight and whimpered, but Kari's hand was making him feel sooo good despite the bulk of the diaper and a low moan escaped out. as he moaned she slid the pacifier in his mouth and pressed hard on his pampered crotch. it was too much for little Tai as he twitched and babbled behind his paci he creamed in his diapers, and damn it if it wasn't the biggest orgasm of his life.

After Tai's cute little cummy in his diapers Kari found him to be much more agreeable for the next little bit. getting him in a animal print diaper shirt she'd helped him waddle out to the living room and put on some nursery cartoons for him to watch on a blanket on the floor. she'd also left him a rattle, a teddy bear and some blocks to play with if the show wasn't interesting enough for him. (ideally she wanted him on all baby shows for his viewing habits, but knew this was a thing that couldn't be as rushed.) She went and as promised got him a bowl of ice cream as well as one for herself, though his bowl was smaller since she didn't want him getting all hyper. She had a plastic bib tucked into her pocket since her hands were full and paused as she came back and Tai was laying on his side, hugging the teddy bear and sleeping. '..guess I know how to make sure he takes his naps from now on.' she thought and sat down, gobbling down both bowls of the ice cream (and suffering the painful bout of brain freeze that came with that act) trying to get into the baby show herself so she could understand what Tai would soon be gushing about. her only annoyance about the whole thing was she'd have to wait to see him in his jungle print bib.

Tai woke up a hour and a half later, his tummy was cramping and as he sat up, rubbing a eye a muffled poot escaped from his rear. "Welcome back sleepy head." Kari called and he looked over, a blush coming to his cheeks as he recalled everything "I was wondering if you were gonna wake up before you went boom boom. you've been farting up a storm in your sleep." she added. "I uh..about that.." Tai said, whining at his chin to get rid of the last drool resting on his chin. "C-Can I use the potty ...mommy? Pleassse? I don't wanna use the diapers for my uh.." he paused again, trying to think of a cute way to say this and maybe get Kari on his side. "Pee pee and poo poos." he said finally and Kari..laughed. "Oh Tai you silly baby, you've already gone tinkle in your diaper~ didn't you notice it kinda squishy in the front?" Kari giggled. tai groaned and looked down, the diaper DID look like it was puffier then before. Poking a finger into it there was a noticeable squish and Tai whimpered. "Awww why the face? you were already soaking yourself in your sleep before." Kari said, sliding off the couch and coming over and sitting next to him. "At least this time you were wearing protection like a good boy." Having said that she pulled him in close and kissed his forehead. "It's..it's just that..I'm wetting myself..and..what i did earlier..I feel like I'm turning into a big baby!" Tai whined and then groaned as anther muffled poot came out of his behind. "Tai, you ARE a big baby." Kari said and smiled, kissing his cheek. "And I'm not gonna let you use the potty for your poo poo. But i WILL make you feel good again in your diapie after you make me a bigggg present and show me what a helpless ." kiss. "Little." Kiss. "Baby you are." Tai was swooning, the kisses from Kari had started on his forehead and cheek then moved to his lip[s and with the pressure on his prostate he was getting a stiffie again.

Kari was gushing, this was just too easy as tai was already getting hard in his wet diaper. she hadn't of even made him wet this time, but had set up a few hidden cameras to catch the magic so to speak as Tai was losing the battle to hold his mess in. he was already basically putty in her hands and she slowly got him to seat on her lap in a way she could pat his butt, though he was a little heavier then expected and she made a mental note to start working out more. He put his arm's around her neck and leaned in, face all scrunched up and he was softly grunting now, clearly having given in and irony of irony, the poopie wasn't coming out. "Come on Little tai, you can do it. show  mommy what a big baby you are. her sweet helpless little baby." She coo'ed in his ear and she could feel him staining in her arms and saw the look on his face telling her that last push had done it before the smell hit her nose. the back of his diaper ballooned out and she gave it gentle pat's, squishing the mess and making a series of baby babble come out of Tai's mouth, as baby Tai loaded his diaper and frankly stunk up the living room, Kari found she didn't mind the smell because of the look of bliss on Tai s face and bouncing him as much as she could on her lap, and getting him facing one of the camera's..she started to rub and pat the front of his diaper. Listening to Tai's moans and whimpers, she smiled and whispered into his ear. "What are you Tai?" "Ah..Ah..Mommy please.." Tai mewed, pushing out the last of his mess into the diaper and drooling again as Kari rubbed and patted him though his wet and messy diaper, keeping him JUST on the edge. "P-Please..ah..Mommy please." Tai mewed, thrusting and squishing about. "I told you little Tai..tell mommy what you are and she'll make you feel sooo good in your poopie diaper. you won't be able to get it up for anyone but mommy and only when she's making you her good big baby." Kari coo'ed into his ear and kissed his cheek. "Now Tai.. what are you?" "I..I'm a big baby!" Tai cried out then put his hands over his mouth. "Heh, yes you are, and now your mine. keep saying it little man." Kari urged and pressed down with just enough force to help her silly ex big brother, now her big baby, make stickies in his diaper. the whole time Tai had given in and just kept repeating 'I'm a big baby' till she made him blow. THAT was followed with something she found positively adorable. "A-Ah! GOO GOO GAGA!!"

That wasn't the last poopie diaper orgasm little baby Tai would have that weekend and by the end of it, Tai was almost disappointed that the weekend was coming to a end. Still Kari stopped big baby time a few hours before their folks got home to air the place out, and Tai kept chuckling about how much more agile he felt in his undies, which Kari just smirked at. They'd both agreed though that he'd ask mom and dad to get him protection, so to them he'd look like a mature young man accepting he needed help when really it was so they could maybe play baby off and on at night. Kari of course was super happy to hear Tai say that, and had been planning on just deleting the diaper baby video's she had of him when he made onnne little mistake. "I wonder if Sora would be into this sorta thing. you think you could teach her?" he'd asked Kari, and Kari had just stormed off. He wouldn't think about her reaction again till a few days later, while he was skyping with Sora while sitting on the couch.

"sooo I got some ticket's to Matt's next concert. it's from 8 till 10 so I was thinking we could go and get a bite to eat after." Sora said. "heh, I thought as the man I was suppose to come up with the dates and get the tickets." Tai said and stuck his touge out. "that mean I'm the girl now?" "Well while I bet you'd  look good in a dress, No." Sora laughed. "If you feel bad Matt gave them to me for free and you're buying dinner." "I think I can manage that." tai said and then noticed Kari smirking at him, holding her tablet. "What's up?" he asked, looking over at her. "Sora I don't think you and Tai should be dating." Lari said and clicked something on her tablet. "If you open the link i just sent you, you'll see why." Kari said, loud enough for Sora to hear but kept her eyes locked on Tai."Oook, Tai what's this all about?" Sora asked but she was clicking something open on her end. "I have no id-" Tai started to say then froze as he heard a voice, HIS voice, crying out. "I'm a big baby!" "Oh my god, Tai what the fuck am I looking at?" Sora cried out, wrinkling her nose at the video she was watching. "wait..are you in a dirty diaper?!?" "I..I Uh..I..See..I.." Tai babbled, his cheek's turning bright red. As tai in the video cried out goo goo gaga Sora turned it off and gave tai a look of disgust. "Do you have NOTHING to say for yourself pervert? Taking advantage of your little sister like that!" to tai's surprise it was Kari who came to his defense, taking the tablet away. "one, he's not a pervert, he's my helpless little baby. Two, He didn't set that up, I did, but he loved it. Three, I knew you were bad for him, so kindly leave MY baby alone. feel free to share the video with any other girls who might of been interested in MY little boy." She said and turned off the call. turning her attention back to Tai, he'd gotten off of the couch and was hunched over now, apparently he'd been coming over to give her a piece of his mind but instead his tan pants were dark and there was a puddle on the floor. "I'm Sorry Little Tai, but I knew she wasn't going to be a good mommy for you and was just looking out for you. why don't we go get you in a nice fluffy diapie and then you can go for a nap while I clean this up?" Kari said, walking over and taking tai by the shoulders, careful not to step into his puddle. with his girlfriend having dumped him, and it being almost for certain that she'd share the video.. Tai really only had one thing left and just slipped his thumb into his mouth, Mumbling a last mommy around it. Still it caught both of them by surprise what happened next. as if by somehow giving into the fact that he was destined to be Kari's big baby for the rest of his life, and even though he hadn't felt the urge before hand, Tai took all of three steps before popping a squat and pushing out load into the seat of his pants. Kari, ever the wonderful mommy wasn't even a little bit mad and praised him for being a good little pooper while she thought about how to expect Tai's impending big baby life to her parents. A life of diapers and baby toys and making his messes in his diapers, all for her. Just like it should be, and would be from now on. the end

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I'll admit that Jack Kirby had his stinkers too, but Jack Kirby without Stan Lee still gave us icons like Darkseid, Mister Miracle, and Etrigan. Stan Lee without Jack Kirby gave us... well... The Condor and Stripperella

The really funny thing about POW! Entertainment is that their entire shtick was profiting off of the good will Stan Lee claimed after co-creating the Marvel Universe, except Stan Lee didn't own anything he created at Marvel, and Stan wasn't even the guy who created them in the first place.

So all they were left with was Stan Lee's dusty attic of half-baked ideas and his legacy of being the face of a company they didn't own.