#meme:text

[rioreeve]

❀ Courtney

📱[Court] I'm at this stupid party idk where Eric is but I must warn you I'm drunk.

📱[Court] I drank his entire smoothie I didn't know he spiked it with tequila. Fucking kid

📱[Court] I just saw Mick Jagger it's not stupid anymore but I'm fucken wasted

📱[Court] I'm typing with one eye closed.

📱[Court] I wanna go home, come here and save me, I'm divorcing this asshole. What's the word for divorcing a brother?

📱[Court] I love you I'll do anything I'll give you ten bucks my phone and MetroCard just come here and take me home

📱[Court] Courtneyyy jagiya 💙

📱[Court] Are these coming through?

[reevezs]

( sms ) : wait right there, i'm on my way-from piper

texting prompts.

@sharpenurdamnknife

[text] Ok yeah, no problem. I'm sure I just saw a gator but nbd. Who would be afraid of a gator. Not me. I'm totally fine with them.

[text] Until I'm not, where the hell are you. 💀

[rhianwells]

❤ Sada

📱[Sada] Some asshole is texting me. I think it's one of my former clients...

📱[Sada] Can you tell them to stop before my husband sees those texts? I'm trying to ignore him but... 😑💀

📱[Sada] Eeeeew, you've no idea what he just sent!!!

📱[Sada] What a jerk!!

[skylerb]

❀ Ember

📱[Ember] Hey cutie sdjhjkllll

📱[Ember] My phone fell I'm sorry

📱[Ember] That's the worst pickup line but we can still make it work I promise

📱[Ember] Judging by my first text today is NOT the day, but you gotta trust me

[sgnjisung]

                @sgnbaekho

⟨ kkt ➝ han jisung ⟩

       —  03 nov, 11: 54 am ⟨ ✉ ⟩ jisung-ah, are you alright? ⟨ ✉ ⟩ saw your story that you hurt yourself? ⟨ ✉ ⟩ better get that checked out yeah? ⟨ ✉ ⟩ get well soon!

     ( outgoing … kang dongho )  ✦ oh hey hyung!  ✦ oh man you saw that?? TT_TT embarrassing... 😭😭  ✦ thanks!!! i’ll get it checked out soon~~~ maybe it’ll leave a sick scar  🙏🙏

[drcylewis]

Ѡ

accidental nudes | accepting | @oncerussian

[ 📲 • sms - natasha ] —— goD DAMN.[ 📲 • sms - natasha ] —— i... i jsut i [ 📲 • sms - natasha ] —— one, you’re beautiful. two, i’ll delete this and never mention it again, okay?[ 📲 • sms - natasha ] —— i’m sorry.

[chanciwrites]

[Text]: My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert. (for any character/relationship you want)

[text]: As your brother I believe it. [text]: Maybe just...don’t have anything that’s alive?

[onlyslightlysmarter]

[text]: I spy something regrettable…

📱 TFLN Starters – 7/?? 📱 | Accepting |

         [ TEXT; ROGERS, S] : I can practically feel the disapproving cap look through the phone.

[princissaa]

# for alice

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Head Girl

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[ Head Girl ] - I can bring you the book after dinner if you’d like, I just have to find it first. 

[rioreeve]

❤️

📱[Ash] I need to know which guns work underwater. Now.

📱[Ash] And which ones go pew pew pew and which ones go like peeeeew you feel me?

📱[Ash] jsyk both work for me.

📱[Ash] Dude wake up I'm working I need information.

📱[Ash] Pew pew pew underwater, go!

[reevezs]

[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed. Alba for Zach @pleinsdemuses

texts from last night

@pleinsdemuses

[📱 text Albie] oh believe me I wanted to

[📱 text Albie] but then u started crying even more and the whole building learned that I DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN!! so I decided I'd let u practice.

[📱 text Albie] what? feeling a little sleepy at work today? 😛😘

[rhianwells]

❀

📱[Ash⭐]: YOU KNOW WHAT

📱[Ash⭐]: We should go on a trip with our parents!

📱[Ash⭐]: Oh wait it'd be so awkward, we shouldn't. But you could go with your girlfriend

📱[Ash⭐]: Boyfriend

📱[Ash⭐]: SIGNIFICANT BUMBLE lol see what I did there 🤗🤗

📱[Ash⭐]: Why are you asleep I'm making a Bumble account for u I need your photo

📱[Ash⭐]: I only have this silly photo from that housewarming party I'm warning you

📱[Ash⭐]: nvm 😜

📱[Ash⭐]: OK SO ABOUT YOUR BUMBLE

*fell asleep*

[skylerb]

❀ Charlie

📱[Charlie] I just thought of a perfect Christmas joke

📱[Charlie] What happens when Santa moves his hips?

📱[Charlie] JINGLE BALLS

📱[Charlie] YOU KNOW WHAT'S SANTA'S FAVORITE PLACE TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO

📱[Charlie] IDAHO HO HO

📱[Charlie] I stopped at your place and ate your leftover pizza, I'm sorry

[sgnjisung]

⚠️

⚠️ ; scared

   ( outgoing … kang )✦  someone keeps calling and leaving weird breathing over the phone ✦  does that mean im gonna die???????? i cant DIE I’M ONLY 20 

[drcylewis]

Send “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes {from Elias Ryker, shield agent verse}

accidental nudes | accepting | @magicandsciencemuses

[ 📲 • sms - elias ] —— i...[ 📲 • sms - elias ] —— oh my god [ 📲 • sms - elias ] —— i....i wont be able to...fuck dude, now i can’t look you in the face at all.[ 📲 • sms - elias ] —— holy fucking shit.

[wxrmtxl]

#

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Silent But Deadly

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[ Silent But Deadly ] - I mean I could probably take Mulciber I have enough pent up anger to at least get one good hit in.